Tag Archive: April ’13 SCORE

Tits & Suds. Good for what ales you

December 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.

Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.

Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.

Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.

Who would not want to tap those kegs?

Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.

In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.

Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.

Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.

Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.

Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.

Drop your hops and show Joana some props.

Check out this clip.

Bottoms up!

Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.

Today at SCORELAND, Melissa Manning and the case of the big bongos

November 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa beats a boobie bongo.

The staff at SCORE cannot bring peace to the world or resolve the numerous financial messes.

However, as you saw in a recent Blog posting with beautiful Melissa Manning, it’s gratifying that we can help busty girls learn their true bra sizes so that they can go about their days in comfort. We and Melissa learned that her boobs are 36H-cups, up from 34Gs. Excellent news and a reason for rejoicing. It beats a cup-size recession any day.

Melissa was the covergirl of two magazines in 2012, the May ’12 Voluptuous and July ’12 SCORE, and she’s the covergirl of the April ’13 SCORE  (on-sale January 22, 2013).

Melissa is also in the running for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2012. The SCORE contest ends December 31, 2012 and the Voluptuous contest ends January 31, 2013, so if you haven’t cast your ballots yet, please get your fucking votes in, dammit!

Today, we have kind of a bongo lesson with Melissa at SCORELAND. Well, it’s not really a lesson. But I’ll use any excuse to see Melissa naked.