Well, since then, I have been collecting my favorite in your face shots.
I want to state here that there is nothing better than tits in your face. I mean, you can try and come up with something better. I will give you a moment to digest what I just said.
Sure, some of you are going to say pussy. Okay, sure, pussy is awesome and having one in your face might be great, but if some random woman came up to you and put her pussy in your face, it wouldn’t be that awesome. It might not be the kind of pussy you like. It might be a furry pussy when you prefer your box bald. There are a lot of factors that make pussy, random pussy, in your face not as palatable as tits. Now, if a random, stacked woman walked up to you on the street and said, “Hey! How are you doing, cowboy?” and then she proceeded to whip her jugs out and put them in your face…well, I don’t care what kind of tits you like, in that moment those tits in your face would be the best thing ever.
There is no way that tits in your face would ever be un-awesome. It just doesn’t compute. Plus, if you ask me, these tits in your face showcase the fine details of these hotties’ tits that make each of them unique like snowflakes. In the tits in your face shots, you get to see the veins, the outline of the areolae, the way a nipple puckers up when it’s hard. All of those details are what make being that close to a woman’s tits amazing.
So take a moment to click on each pic above and let it get nice and big on your screen and then revel in the fact that here at SCORELAND, we put tits in your face all the time.
We know…you love us for it. It’s all in a day’s work!
Airport security would like to hire Kitana as a screener.
Sophie’s a dress stretcher.
Valory’s only just begun.
Coeds just like to have fun.
The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.
We once gave away Cindy Cupps’ bra in a SCORE contest.
Friends, roamers, models, actual SCORELAND members…lend me your ears. I come to praise areolae, not to bury my face in them. (Otherwise known as motorboating.)
Areolae are often neglected even by the most hardcore breast fanatics. We’re guilty of neglect, too. In many of our model interviews, we ask about breast size, weight, bra preferences, nipple stimulation and play… but we sometimes suck at areolae questions.
The areola is more than a perimeter of tawny real estate surrounding the nipple, a bullseye to help you hone in on the nipple. The areola is very interesting. No two are exactly identical. When I write the “Boob Beat” column in SCORE magazine, I pick up all kinds of interesting facts. Such as when a woman’s arousal winds down, her erect nipple seems to shrink. What happens is that the areolae enlarge, making the nipples look smaller. The areolae become engorged and wrinkled as orgasm winds down. That makes the nipples look larger.
In honor of the oft-neglected areolae, I give you a selection of super-wide pancake areolae. The biggest I can find on SCORELAND! There’s more later.
Today I want to talk about two subjects that are near and dear to my heart: areolae and nipples.
You see, I think that big tits are great but only because every tit out there has its own personality based on what kind of dug it’s sporting. There are all sorts of nips and areolae out there, and I’ve always wondered if anyone else categorizes them like I do. When I see a pair of big tits, I automatically assess the type of dug and file said tits into their own class.So I figured why not share my thoughts on nipples with you guys, eh? I would love to know if you guys have your own categories for areolae and what they are. Let’s discuss!
And now, without further ado, let’s take a quick stroll down Dug Street, gentlemen.
-Maria
Pepperonnis: Otherwise known as "chicas," these areolae are darker in color and usually found on Latina ladies like Paola Rios.
Mocha Mams/m&m's: Dark and lovely dugs that look like they taste like chocolate. Janet Jade's got a great pair of m&m's.
Pink Perkies: Tiny nipples and tiny areolae that are usually lighter in color, like June Summers'.
Pierced Pups: Any type of nipple sporting jewelery like Alexis Amore's.
Super-Sizers: When areolae are large and make up more than 40% of the facade of a big tit like Denise Davies' dugs.
Faders: When areolae are so faint in color that they kind of dissappear into the rest of the tit flesh like Bea Flora's do.
