This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.
The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.
I have a story to tell. About 20 years ago, I was driving through downtown Portland, Maine after covering an American Hockey League game. I was headed back to my hotel when I spotted this hitchhiker who was literally standing in the middle of the road, thumb out…and tits just about out, too. Now, I’m not one to pick up hitchhikers–it’s too dangerous–but I am one to pick up busty hitchhikers. So I stopped, and she got in. Stumbled in, actually. This girl was bombed!
“Hi,” she said when she finally settled in. “My name is Chanel. Chanel with the big tits.”
I swear she said that.
Anyway, I asked her where she was going. She asked me where I was going. And, long story short, she eventually invited me back to her place.
I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.
Now, there was no mention of money, so I don’t think she was a hooker. I think she was just a drunk girl who wanted to fuck. Why me? Heck, it could’ve been the guy in the car behind me if I hadn’t stopped.
But I didn’t fuck her. We got back to her place, we both got out of the car, and as we headed toward her apartment, I kept having these visions of what might be waiting for me inside, an angry boyfriend with a gun, a vicious dog, or maybe some friends who would rob me and beat me up. I mean, for all I knew, she was setting up an ambush.
Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.
So, as she headed toward her door, I headed back down the stairs, into my car and back to my hotel.
Now, I could’ve taken a chance. A lot of guys would have. But by that time, I was so turned on by her big tits and her slutty attitude (and a few other things that had happened along the way) that I didn’t need to fuck her. And, ever since, I’ve had a thing for 1.) Hitchhikers; and 2.) Girls named Chanel.
Anyway, about two months after I arrived at SCORE in 2001, I was asked to help plan the On Location Key Largo shoot. And when we were trying to come up with scenarios for Kerry Marie, I was the one who came up with hitchhiker. Guess who I was thinking of?
So, busty hitchhikers…I love them. And even though you don’t see many hitchhikers these days, if I ever again see a girl like Chanel with her thumb out, I just might take that chance.
Meanwhile, Kerry Marie, Arianna and Isis will have to do.
If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.
At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.
In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.
Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.
This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.
The courses taught include:
1) How girls should dress to please a guy.
2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.
3) The art of oily massage.
4) How to give the perfect lap dance.
5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.
And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.
On this day, Jenna Valentine puts on and takes off her teeny weeny purple polka dot bikini poolside overlooking the Mexican resort city Puerto Vallarta in a boob-packed pictorial and video (plus candids) in Part One of “Puerto Vallarta Vacation.” Now that’s a bikini stretcher! Jenna’s boobs and bod are looking more awesome than ever. Her now-raven-black hair is very sexy, too. Mexico just got a lot hotter.
Has it been over a year since Jenna teamed with Karla James, Taylor Steele, Natalie Fiore and Arianna Sinn for “On Location Grand Bahama”? Where does the time go? Natalie rejoined Jenna in Mexico, and their new bosom buds are Leanne Crow, Hitomi and Micky. We’ll be seeing those hotties as Puerto Vallarta Vacation week continues.
Here’s a rare pair of two delightful faves at SCORELAND, Arianna Sinn and Sophie Mae. Adorable and jiggly. Arianna’s tits look especially gigantic. In the past, kings have gone to war over beauties like them. In the present, politicians feel the urge to email girls like this their underwear photos. Cultural differences and nationalities carry no weight here as Arianna and Sophie cuddle up in bed for a two-girl slumber party to study the popular self-help book, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.” When they get to Chapter 2, “The Mind-Pussy Connection,” they decide to practice. Practice makes perfect. This pictorial posts tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.
Quite a collection here.
After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.
This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.
Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.
Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.
Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.
The perfect symmetry of the original shot, taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version, but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:
1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.
2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.
What goes through your mind?
In the shot at right, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.
In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.
The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.
Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)
A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.
There's no way Arianna can see her pussy as it's being eaten. Her tits just have to be getting in the way!
T.N., a “Scorecard” regular, writes: “You know you have a girlfriend with big tits when…
You’re trying to stuff an entire tit into your mouth and she says, “There is no way you will fit it in,” and you know she’s right.
You’re looking through SCORE or Voluptuous and you realize that your girlfriend is bigger then a lot of the models.
Christy Marks looks small.
Your girlfriend’s girlfriends tell her that they are jealous of her breasts.
You’re titty fucking her and your cock completely disappears.
She is always telling you that guys are making comments about her boobs.
She holds her tits while you are fucking her brains out, but you tell her not to because you like to watch them bounce.
She’s sitting on your face while you’re eating her pussy and she has to move her breasts to the side so she can watch.
Your friends, usually when they are drunk, tell you they can’t believe the size of your girlfriend’s tits and then proceed to tell you what they would do to them if they had the chance.
She puts on a sweater when it’s cold but when you see her wearing it, she looks so good you fuck her tits right on the spot.
Her tits enter a room two seconds before she does.
You’re fucking her doggie style and her tits are smashing her in the face.
She turns an ordinary call into phone sex and tells you how big her tits and nipples look and you blow a load just thinking about it.”
In part two of our chit-tit-chat with sexy Arianna Sinn, the sultry sizzler reveals some of her personal plans for the near future back home. Congratulations, Arianna! (No, she’s not getting married, thank hooter heaven.) In that dress, Arianna reminded me a little of Marilyn Monroe from the subway grating scene from The Seven Year Itch. If Monroe was an amazingly busty brunette Romanian beauty in a red, not white, dress, that is. Too bad Arianna wasn’t standing over a subway grating so her dress would parachute when a train rolled by. Mult’umesc foarte mult, Arianna.
Today, Arianna’s bosom buddy Lana Ivans wears the kind of clothing that more girls should wear. We love a girl who loves her bod. Imagine the chaos Lana would cause walking past a construction site in a crowded urban area if she dressed like this. How about an anti-government rally in Cairo? No way. This 85 image pictorial is from the April ’11 SCORE, now showing on SCORELAND. That Lana Ivans, she’s the kind of incredibly sexy girl some fathers would want to put in a convent. Fortunately for all of us, that hasn’t happened. Thank your lucky stars, Boob Brothers.
I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
