The NBA Finals and Miami…when we win, we REALLY win.
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Oh, yeah!
xoxox
Maria