December 20, 2010 by Dave
Yeah, Angela, I'm looking, I'm looking. How could I not? How could I have been so blind to the wonders of your pussy?
The votes are starting to come in from the online voting for the 2010 SCORE Awards (the votes have been pouring in for a while now from the magazine readers), and I have to admit, I’m a little surprised. Usually, I have a pretty good idea how the voting is going to go (no surprise that Karina Hart won Model of the Year last year, Christy Marks the year before), but this year? I thought I had a clue. Turns out I didn’t.
Now, I’m not going to give you any details (that wouldn’t be fair because it might affect how things transpire between now and January 1, when the polls close, but I will tell you this:
For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, we seem to have a five-way race, and there seems to be at least a chance that we’ll see a Newcomer of the Year first.
For SCORE Model of the Year, the race seems to be between six girls, and the leader changes from day-to-day. There’s also a good chance that we’ll see a Model of the Year first.
For the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I was pretty sure that votes would come pouring in for Crystal Gunns, and they are, but they’re also pouring in for six others models, too. This might’ve been one of those years when we should have inducted two models, but we’ll stick with the rules and induct one.
And since I’m the editor of SCORE, not Voluptuous (and I don’t have to be impartial), I’m going to publicly cast my vote in the “Pussy of the Year” category. You see, I have just spent a lot of time watching Angela White’s “Island Fever” video at SCORELAND, and, Angela, if you’re reading this, I’d like to apologize. You see, I knew you had a great rack, and I also know you’re very nice and have a great personality. But, obviously, I’ve spent too much time staring at your tits and listening to you talk and not enough time appreciating your pussy. Now, “Island Fever”…to refresh your memory, Angela, that’s the video in which you’re lying in a hammock in Eleuthera, kinda wearing a short, white dress with what looks like cherries on them, and at one point, the camera goes for the pussy-first, tits-second view, and, damn, your pussy is right in our faces. You’re pulling one pink pussy lip aside with one finger, diddling your clit with the other and…
Pussy of the Year!
November 24, 2009 by Dave
By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.
There’s a lot of voting going on these days in these parts. First, there’s “The Best of the Decade,” which is now down to 39 girls. There were many surprise eliminations early on, but a lot of big names (and very big racks) remain: Karina Hart, Renee Ross, Christy Marks, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Nadine Jansen, Angela White, Nicole Peters, Natalie Fiore, and on and on. Uh-oh. Did I just put a bullseye on those girls?
It’s also awards time, and voting has kicked off at SCORELAND (and in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines) for the annual awards. Over at V-Mag, Ashley Sage Ellison and Renee Ross are leading the voting for Newcomer of the Year; Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Janet Jade and Natalie Fiore are very tight in the running for Model of the Year; and Maria Moore and Samantha have a good chance of keeping Sapphire from winning Plumper of the Year for the fourth straight year.
The SCORE voting is fascinating and reflects a split between online voters and magazine voters. For Newcomer, the magazine guys like Ashley Sage Ellison and Faith, while the online guys like Eva Notty, then Ashley and Faith. For Model of the Year, the magazine guys like Karina Hart and Christy with Minka slightly behind, while the online guys are rolling up a runaway for Karina Hart (Crystal Gunns is the only girl who’s close). And for the Hall of Fame, the magazine guys have Cindy Cupps and Sharday running tit-to-tit with Casey James about a bra length behind, while the online guys have Autumn-Jade in the lead over Sharday and Casey with Cindy not even in the picture.
Of course, we’re still very early in the voting. And if you haven’t voted yet, vote now!
