December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
July 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Beer mugs and huge jugs.
Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
Dallas Dixon, born July 14
Stephanie Stalls, born July 18
Colt 45, born July 18
Hitomi, born July 18
Claudia Kealoha, born July 20
