Tag Archive: baseball
October 26, 2013 by Dave
Sharday is flashing the signs. This one means, "Cum on my tits."
I think Desirae is saying she wants to bunt.
The World Series continues tonight in St. Louis. Boston won Game 1. St. Louis won Game 2. The fans at Fenway Park in Boston for Games 1 and 2 were so bundled up, I couldn’t tell if any of them had big tits. That’s the problem with the World Series taking place in northern cities. If the Series was in Los Angeles or Miami, the TV cameras would be zooming in on scantily clad, big-boobed girls left and right, viewership would go up and every man would be happy no matter who won. Instead, we just get closeup after closeup of Boston fans chewing their fingernails.
Don't ever accuse Siri of using a corked bat.
Autumn-Jade prefers games that require the use of two balls.
But I’m here to make things right. The players on the Cardinals and Red Sox might not be much to look at (especially the Red Sox with those scruffy beards), but a SCORE Girl in a baseball uniform can liven up the most-boring game. Here are some of my favorites. Play ball!
June 8, 2013 by Elliot James
Then again, Siri never strikes out, does she? She did say she was a swinger. She really knows how to handle a bat.
This layout (published in the May ’13 SCORE, the awards issue) hits one right out of the park. See it now at SCORELAND.
Is Siri the answer to the Miami Marlins’ sagging attendance? I believe she is but no one will listen to me.
Take Siri out to the ball game.
January 22, 2013 by Elliot James
Kiko Lee: a big Pete Rose fan.
I watch a reality show on Monday night on The Learning Channel called Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.
Yes, the same Learning Channel that produces Honey Boo Boo.
The show is about 71-year-old Pete and his 36 year-old Korean-American fiancée, Kiana Kim, a hot-looking model with a beautiful body and very big tits. A former flight attendant for Korean Airlines, she has two children from a previous relationship and wants Pete to tie the knot. She also complains a lot about the size of her boob job and wants to get a reduction. Maybe the title should be Tits and Mrs.
My mind is yelling “No, don’t do it! Leave them the way they are!” when Kiana talks about this. Of course, Pete is against the idea but in a very laid-back way. He seems content watching three baseball games at once on TV and eating Subway heros every day. I’m a little worried about this relationship.
I’d love to see Kiana pose for SCORE, but I wouldn’t bet on it and neither would Pete since his gambling days are over.
In last night’s two episodes, Kiana wore tiny shorts and a sexy top while walking with Pete and the kids to the Baseball Hall of Fame (he is banned from the sport). In another episode, she poses for her own calendar in skimpy sports outfits designed for hot chicks. She definitely enjoys wearing sexy outfits and likes to be looked at. That’s why getting a breast reduction is the last thing she should do.
I’m happy for Pete, the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), although I’m not a fan. I am, however, a fan of his future wife, who’s the only reason I watch the show. (I’m also a fan of Coco, Ice T’s busty wife and another reality TV celebrity.)
How come so many hot Asians are named Kiana? There’s Kiana Tom, the TV fitness personality, and, of course, Kianna Dior, one of the hottest-ever porn stars, plus a few other hot Asian models named Kiana or Kianna.
According to the Urban Dictionary, a dubious source of information, a “Kiana” is a hot girl with a great ass.
Kianna Dior stops traffic as usual.
Watching this show, I remembered an interview with Asian-American SCORE Girl Kiko Lee. A Kiko scene from SCORELAND was posted on SCORELAND2 yesterday. Kiko talked about Pete Rose in her interview.
“I was walking around Vegas shopping,” Kiko said. “He had his manager and one of his bodyguards come get me, and they said, ‘Pete Rose wants to meet you.’ I was looking at them like they were nuts, and it turned out that he did. So I figured, ‘Why not?’ even though he’s a lot older than me, so I met him and talked to him, and that night we went to dinner. Then we went back to his condo and had sex. He can do some things good. He can eat pussy well.”
Despite the age difference, Kiko found Pete attractive. “He’s a very smart businessman. He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”
Who’d have guessed that hot chicks would like older guys for their minds so much that they’d bang them on the first date?
I not only learned something from The Learning Channel; I learned something from Kiko Lee.
June 21, 2012 by Maria
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Oh, yeah!
xoxox
Maria
April 15, 2012 by Dave
It’s baseball season. Down here in Miami, we have a brand-new stadium. And Elliot James, nice guy that he is, emailed me his favorite baseball photo, which happens to be of my favorite baseball player. I won’t tell you her name (although I think you’ll guess), but I can tell you her stats: 41-28-38, 36DDD. Retired. Member of the Hall of Fame. One of the all-time greats. Batter up!
I'm wondering if she can even see her cleats.
February 20, 2012 by Elliot James
Nancy Navarro is back at SCORELAND today and tomorrow in a new pictorial and video, “Welcome To The Jiggly Room.”
The Jiggly Room is located at SCORELAND on the corner of Boobs Boulevard and Stacked Street. It’s the in place for tit-men.
Born in Venezuela, on a small island called Margarita, Nancy now lives and works in New York City. She is a huge New York Yankees fan, and they’re probably big fans of Nancy too.
New York City seems to have more staring boob-dogs than the average city.
“There can be times when I’m walking down the street and everybody’s staring and they’re just looking at my cleavage,” Nancy said. “Or I could be walking with a jacket and a scarf on, but they’re still looking because they know they’re hiding. Even in the winter, people will be on the phone and they’ll look up when I walk by. They’ll do a double-take, even though it’s winter; snow, gloves, scarf and everything. You can’t see skin. All you can see is my face and, still, they catch the boobs.”
We don’t blame them, Nancy. They can’t help it.
Nancy’s first SCORE issue, April ’12, might still be at your favorite store. If not, get it from eBoobStore fast and securely.
There are eight-million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Welcome To The Jiggly Room
October 19, 2011 by Dave
Nancy Navarro: secretary, owner of G-cup naturals, Yankees fan.
Her name is Nancy Navarro, she’s from New York City, she’s a secretary and she’s brand new. Yep, Nancy decided to bring her natural (we checked) G-cup rack, along with the rest of her very nice body, to our studio, and today at SCORELAND, she’s naked on-camera for the first time. Ever. She’s never been a stripper or a swinger, never been to a nude beach. In fact, she usually doesn’t even dress to show off her tits except when she goes to New York Yankees baseball games, which she does quite often. She’s a big Yankees fan, a fact I’m going to overlook only because I like Nancy and her tits so much. And just to prove what I’m willing to do for you guys, the lengths I’m willing to go to for tits, in the video interview that’s going up tomorrow, Nancy won’t flash her tits unless I admit that the Yankees are the best baseball team. Which I do. Eventually. But not after doing a lot of soul searching. And staring at Nancy’s nipples.
Anyway, see Nancy naked today and tomorrow at SCORELAND…without even having to lie about baseball.
