Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
Renee Ross has two big jugs and she’s proud of them.
Screw the turkey. Figuratively speaking, that is. The only three things that really count on a holiday weekend are babes, boobs and brew. And when all three are combined, you are treated to the vision of Renee Ross dressed in a beer-maid outfit from the Oktoberfest school of brew serving. I’ve seen those waitresses slinging seven steins at once, but we didn’t want to wear Renee out, and besides, Renee needed two free hands to peel off and play with herself. If only more tap-yankers looked and acted like Renee, and had kegs like hers, our lives would be so much easier. There are 78 more photos of Renee in “Boobfest” posted on SCORELAND. Bottoms up!
A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”
A beer a day is good says a doctor.
Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.
But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?
