Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.
Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.
See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.
Somewhere around midnight last night, Janet Jade was eliminated from the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, and the Yankees took a three games to one lead in the World Series. I’m not sure which bothered me more. I do know that the Yankees still have a chance, however slim, to blow their lead and pull off another 2004 choke. As for my Top 3 in the “Best of the Decade” voting, two are them are out, and I hold out as much hope for the third as I do for the Phillies in the World Series.
For the record, Morgan Leigh was my No. 2, and she went out at No. 96. Janet was my No. 1 of the decade, and she went out at No. 62. I’m not going to reveal who my No. 3 is because…well, I’m just not going to. I will tell you that she’s on the radar screen for elimination, and I don’t expect her to last another week.
Janet was not on the radar screen for elimination until Saturday, when Aileen Ghettman was voted No. 64. And why was that relevant? I’ll let you figure it out for yourselves.
Now, I guess the whole idea is to be nice and congratulate Janet on being in the top 8% of all newcomers in this decade, but who would we be kidding? Janet was second runner-up to Karina Hart for 2008 Newcomer of the Year, and I fully expected her to be in the Top 20, if not the Top 10. Tits, ass, pretty face, babydoll voice. Janet has it all.
So I’ll go on hating the Yankees and loving Janet, but I have two questions:
1. If the Yankees lose tonight, who the hell are they going to start in Game 6?
2. Who are the “Best of the Decade” voters going to pick on next?
I haven’t commented on the “Best of the Decade” Top 100 voting at SCORELAND in a while, but I’m going to today. Cherry Brady, who owns a special place in the hearts of all of us at SCORELAND, was voted No. 66. Now, I could point out that she’s the classic V-Girl and, in my opinion, one of the top 10 Voluptuous models ever. I could point out that her curvy, hourglass figure is V-Girl perfection. I could point out that if there’s one girl who symbolizes what V-Mag is all about, it’s Cherry. I could point out that she had sex on camera (anal, too) only for The SCORE Group. But I’m not going to point those things out. By now, you’ve probably figured them out for yourself.
Instead, I’m going to tell you a little story. It goes back to 2003, one of the greatest years ever for naturally stacked models. One afternoon, I walked into the kitchen at The SCORE Group and saw Cherry standing there with her husband. Now, Cherry had just been out to lunch, but what she was wearing…unbelievable! I could describe it, but I’d rather have you see it. Anyway, it was at this moment that the tits-in-tight-tops interview was born because I ran back to Elliot James and said, “Elliot, we’ve got to do a tight tops interview with this girl.”
As you’re about to see, we’re very glad we did.
Of course, there have been many more tits-in-tight-tops interviews since then, but Cherry helped start a SCORELAND tradition. You know what, though? I think her interview is still the best of its genre.
Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?
Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.
This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.
But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.
By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.
I would have shown a photo of Crystal Gunns naked, but you guys who voted her off at No. 91 don't deserve to see her tits!
In a comment down below, Tom wrote, “I sure am glad I found this blog, because I was beginning to think that SCORE Magazine was ‘fixing’ the voting.”
I’m going to repeat what I said in my reply: Believe me, if we could have fixed the voting, we certainly wouldn’t have fixed it this way! Some great SCORE Girls are getting voted out early, and we certainly wouldn’t have asked for that. There’s widespread shock in the office today over the past weekend’s events, particularly Crystal Gunns getting voted out at No. 91…by a wide margin. Wasn’t even close. Truly a shocker because not only was she one of the best SCORE Girls of the decade, she was also one of the most popular (and a girl who was an ambassador for the magazine). A Newcomer of the Year and a Model of the Year. Had a monthly column in SCORE. Hosted our 15-year celebration. And on and on and on.
I suspect that people aren’t taking into account the models’ entire body of work over the decade. It is becoming a “what have you done for me lately?” contest. A good example of this is Auralgasm’s comment, “Perhaps they should have shortened it to top 50 because there are many models on the list who haven’t worked in ages (i.e. Sarah Mercury)” Well, in the early part of this decade, few V-Mag models were as popular as Sarah. We used to say that if we wanted an issue to be a big seller, just put Sarah on the cover. Taking into account her entire body of work over the decade, Sarah is one of the top girls. And the voting has reflected that.
SCORE chief John Fox has been following the voting, and the other day he said to me, “Dave, we gave these guys the power.” Certainly, we could have done a Top 100 without member input (and that Top 100 would have had Crystal Gunns in the top five of the decade, guaranteed). But we decided to do it this way because we wanted your input. So let’s just have fun with it and keep debating along the way.
I’ll just make one request: Before you eliminate a model because you don’t like her anymore or you like a more-recent model better, think about all those times that model gave you pleasure, even if it was back in 2001 or 2003. Let’s make this a true “Best of the Decade,” not a “Best of the Past Two Years.”
Or just ignore my request. Obviously, I have no input here, anyway! 🙂
I’d prepared this video for the blog last week for future posting. Since Morgan was voted #96 yesterday in the “Best of the Decade” at SCORELAND, I’m going to run it today. I’ve kept away from commenting about the contest–and I probably won’t again after this–but I have to say that I’m shocked, and I don’t shock easily. I’m not saying this because I was on the Boob Cruise with Morgan in 2000 (before she started modeling) or because I connected her with our studio in June 2006, when she achieved her ultimate look in sweater destruction. I’m just powerfully surprised because here’s someone who won SCORE Newcomer of the Year in 2006 (beating out Brianna Costello, Rukhsana, Sydney Simona, Gianna, Daphne Rosen, and Anna Song), does solo videos in which she is hornier and hotter than many girls are in hardcore videos with guys (and in those videos does perfect JO encouragement in her sexy British accent), has so far appeared in 13 pictorials and close to two dozen videos including a Tits & Tugs and has generated a ton of fan mail the past three years. If that’s not popularity, I don’t know what is.
Anyway, this video also shows what a dream Morgan is for our photographers to shoot. They love it when she’s in the studio because she makes it fun for them, too. She’s not into it for the money. Morgan loves to pose, and that shows on film.
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!
It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.
Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.
I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.
No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.
This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.
“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”
She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.
By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!
How great are the girls of SCORELAND? So great that this very nice pair belongs to the girl who I thought was the 100th best newcomer of the decade.
Voting in the “Best of the Decade” top 100 models contest opened at midnight last night in the members area of SCORELAND. For the next 99 days, we’ll be counting down from No. 100 to No. 1. Who will be voted the 100th best SCORE/Voluptuous newcomer of the decade? I wish I knew.
Just to clear a few things up before you head over to the voting booth:
1. The contest is restricted to models who made their debuts in SCORE and/or Voluptuous between the January 2000 issue and the Holiday 2009 issue. That’s why no Linsey, no Lorna, no Wendy Whoppers, all of whom were models of the ’90s.
2. Each day’s voting period lasts 24 hours, opening at midnight and closing at midnight the next day.
3. You may vote once each day, every day. Once you vote during a particular voting period, you may not vote again that day.
4. An example: Today, we’re picking the 100th best model of the decade. You’ll vote for the model you think is 100th best out of the 100 girls in the competition. So, on the day we’re deciding No. 74, don’t vote for the girl who you think is No. 1! Vote for the girl you think is No. 74.
5. Each day at 12:01 a.m., we’ll announce the previous day’s result in the “Best of the Decade” matrix on SCORELAND.
Any questions? Ask! By the way, being 100th is something to be proud of, considering that nearly 800 models made their debuts during this decade.
I voted. I know who I want for Nos. 1, 2 and 3, too. I’m just not telling. By the way, I don’t think my picks will win.–Dave
Actually, it’s not a postage stamp (although it would make a damn good one). It’s not a poster (although, come to think of it, maybe it should be). It’s a matrix. No, not a Keanu Reaves matrix (bad acting isn’t allowed on SCORELAND). Click on it and you’ll see. It’s a matrix of SCORE and V-Mag’s top 100 big-boob models who debuted in the issues dated from January 2000 to Holiday 2009. Yes, the decade is coming to an end, and we’re asking SCORELAND members to help us celebrate.
Starting September 24 and day by day for 99 days, we’ll ask members to vote on which girl should fill each spot, one by one, beginning with No. 100 and culminating with the No. 1 Model of the Decade, to be announced on January 1, 2010. So, on September 24, you’ll vote on who should be No. 100. On September 23, you’ll vote on who should be No. 99. It’s kind of a Survivor-type thing where people get voted off the island, although in this case, even being model No. 100 is impressive considering the thousands of girls who have debuted in SCORE and Voluptuous over the past 10 years.
We’re posting the matrix now in the member’s area of SCORELAND so you can start doing your homework. Yeah, this is a members-only thing. You know what they say…membership has its privileges. And let’s face it, how often do you get to make history and jack at the same time?
