Are spitters quitters? And, how to make your cum taste better…
In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.
I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.
Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.
I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.
But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.
When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.
But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?
That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.
Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.
But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.
The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.
According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.
After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.
Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.
A girl can only (cream) dream.
xoxoxo.
Maria