Tag Archive: Big-Boob Finishing School

Bond. Michelle Bond. Shaken, not stirred.

March 4, 2011 by Elliot James

Bond. Michelle Bond.

It’s Michelle Bond time!

The sexy British GND (girl-next-door) from the Liverpool area began modeling in 2001. Her first mag for us was the June 2002 Voluptuous. Her first SCORE was June 2003. Working in a hotel at the time, the 32F-cupped brunette wasn’t sure if she’d continue modeling. Back then, I wrote “Here’s a winnah.” My spelling has improved since then.

Over the years, Michelle’s pictorials were published in a lot of TSG mags. She didn’t do much video for us. There’s an early interview and solo toy video filmed in England still archived on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos has a few. When the On Location shoot in Eleuthera, Bahamas  (Big Boob Paradise) was planned in 2007, Michelle was invited to join us but she couldn’t make it.

But now, Michelle is on the cover of the April ’11 SCORE with an interview, a pictorial and even a special bra giveaway. She’s also the covergirl of the May ’11 Voluptuous and is one of the hotties in the DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in Portugal. Michelle was invited to play the leading role as the teacher of an academy for girls, and this time she could do it. And there’s more good stuff coming.

Today, SCORELAND publishes Michelle’s April pictorial. Sunday, a new SCORE Theater vid. If you look at Michelle’s earlier photos and compare them to now, you can see that there’s been some growth spurtin’ going on. Thanks, Michelle!  

A big birthday shout-out to Angela White and London Andrews, both March 4. Have a great day.

 

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

When Arianna Sinn speaks, people listen

March 2, 2011 by Elliot James

I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.

I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.

I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or  just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video  is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and  Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.

Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.

From Bounce, Baby Bounce!

From Bounce, Baby Bounce!

Lola has a lush bod.

Lola has a lush bod.

From Devin Takes South Beach

From Devin Takes South Beach.

Arianna, Lana, Sophie and the secret of corn

February 15, 2011 by Elliot James

What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?

Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.

Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.

In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.

Let’s roll the video!

April 2011 SCORE: hot off the press

February 13, 2011 by Elliot James
Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.

“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”

Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.

Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.

If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.

Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!

Gettin’ hippy with it

February 7, 2011 by Elliot James

In Part 4 of our chit and chat with Sophie Mae (who just celebrated her birthday yesterday), we come to what everyone, especially Stefan, has been waiting for, and I don’t have to tell you what that is. Belly dancing teacher Sophie also demonstrates her wonderful belly and hip control. I wanted to reach out and stick a few bills in Sophie’s shorts while downing shots of ouzo. Her waist-to-hips ratio really adds up to the right numbers. I’d love to see Sophie play with one of those Shake Weight dumbbells. Play on! Thanks, Sophie!

Hangin’ Out With Sophie Part 2

February 3, 2011 by Elliot James

Where does Sophie buy her bras? How tough a chore is it for the  pretty Prague dance teacher to even find tittie-hoists that fit? Does anyone else in her family have big boobs? What does she like to eat to maintain that voluptuous yet athletic body? Who checks her out more in public, men or women? Roll the SCORELAND Blog vid and find out, cleavage-fans.

Lana Ivans: A Busty Fantasy

January 28, 2011 by Elliot James

Stacked Romanian cutie Lana Ivans, on location for our movie Big-Boob Finishing School, plays tell and show for the SCORELAND Blog videocam. Her Romanian is much better than our Romanian. Today on SCOREVideos, Lana is “A Busty Fantasy” for one snoozin’ dude in a hardscore hooterama. This is Lana’s second full-sex scene and it disproves the myth that snoozin’ leads to losin’. Yes, little Lana is a myth-buster. Mulţumesc, Miss Ivans.

Lana claims that corn is responsible for her boob size. She says she eats a lot of it. But keep that intel to yourself or the price of corn futures will skyrocket. Pick up a copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today. Your pocket pal will thank you. More about this tit-corn connection in a future Blog.

A big birthday shout to Rachel Rocketts (Jan. 29), Bethany Bustin (Jan. 29), Anne Marie (Jan. 29), Anna Jota (Jan. 29), Gabriella Michaels (Jan. 30), Bea Flora (Jan. 30), Sakura Sena (Jan. 31), Taylor Hill (Jan. 31) and Corina Curves (Feb 1).

Who Is Lana Ivans?

November 19, 2010 by Elliot James

Lana Ivans just debuted on both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos and will be appearing in her first SCORE mag soon. She is brand-new to modeling, and her body and face remind me a lot of those two European sexpots, Iva from Busty Euro Maids and Kristy Klenot from Busty Riding Academy. But who is she? Who is Lana Ivans?

Don’t bother Googling. You won’t find anything. Just watch our Blog video right now. In this video, you’ll learn more about this busty little hottie, a country cousin to Arianna Sinn. (They’re both Romanians.) The chat fun was handled by our man Lester while Dave and I toiled at our desks, alone and forgotten. Lester shoots a lot of the backstage videos. He’ll spirit away a girl if she’s not occupied and have a spontaneous video moment. I like his approach. Like getting their tops off quickly! So I think this will fill in some of the questions you may have about Lana.

Lana joins an amazing line-up for our newest DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, which hits the eBoobstore on Monday. How amazing? Valory Irene. Arianna Sinn. Sophia Mae. Eden Mor. Together. And Michelle Bond in her first SCORE movie as the owner of the finishing school. How great is that? We’ll show you some of the group fun next week.

Oh, yeah, Lana’s also doing a Tits & Tugs video the Saturday after this on SCORELAND. I almost forgot to tell ya that. A fun way to spend Thanksgiving weekend. Thank you, Lana and Lester. Let’s roll the video.