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Remembering Sabrina Linn, who came and went and came again

April 26, 2016 by Dave

Sabrina really liked Johnny Champ. She was on her knees and sucking his cock even when the cameras weren't rolling. Johnny really liked Sabrina, too.

Sabrina Linn pushed a lot of buttons when she made her worldwide fucking-on-camera debut at SCORELAND in 2011 (and in SCORE magazine in 2012).

Big, fake tits? Check.

Lots of tattoos, including one above her pussy? Check.

Pierced nipples? Check.

Multiple piercings on her pussy? Check.

MILF? Check.

Basically, there were a lot of reasons for a lot of guys to like her and a lot of reasons for some guys to not like her. But Sabrina’s blond hair, huge tits and sexual acrobatics (including taking it up the ass from the biggest of the big) mostly won the day.

Sabrina, a swinger who fucked a lot, came to us twice within a seven-month period but never modeled again. Too bad. She was as raunchy as they come.

“I’m a mom,” she said. “I’m a really good girl in the community. I’m a very wonderful, fun and good little girl who does everything proper and a crazy girl who does everything freaky and wild and does my own thing.”

She called me “sir.” I call her a fuck toy. Sabrina has photos and a video today at SCORELAND.

 

 

SCORELAND: The gift that keeps on giving…wood!

December 20, 2011 by Maria

This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.

This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.

Oh, the holidays. There are long-ass lines to wait in. There are people with snarky attitudes to deal with. There are expensive doo-dads to buy. Then there is the wrapping paper…the mountains of fucking wrapping paper. Then you have that moment when you hand a person what you think is the BEST GIFT EVER, only to see that brief flash of WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! OH, THIS SUCKS in their eyes.

Because sometimes you buy the wrong gift. It happens.

And you know what? It happens because people over-think gifts.

Well, here is my advice because I, too, have given bad gifts…YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH TITS.

Tits are the gift that keep on giving, and not only wood. That’s why this year, give that special someone on your list a membership to SCORELAND. Full of big boobs, XXX, orgies, big-tit lesbian action, threeways, articles (Because you read…sometimes.), games, jokes, art, videos and more, SCORELAND is the best way to tell someone, “Here, I care for you. Now please, go jack off for weeks.”

Isn’t that pleasant?

You can give the gift of tits on any occasion, but when you give someone the gift of SCORELAND for the holidays, it’s like you’re adding a little extra joy. It might even mean you are trying to achieve peace on Earth.

And there are no long lines, no one to annoy you in the crush of holiday shoppers, nothing to wrap and whoever you give it to will love it.

We have it on good authority that Santa is sending out SCORELAND memberships every day…from the North Pole for your South Pole.

What are you waiting for? This holiday, say it with SCORELAND.

This is 55-year-old Carrie Romano, and these are her tits!

November 24, 2010 by Dave
The place Carrie works thought she was sick. Actually, she was at our studio, fucking on camera for the first time.

The place Carrie works thought she was sick. Actually, she was at our studio, fucking on camera for the first time.

Her tits out, Carrie gets ready to give her first on-camera blow job. This is the kind of thing most 55-year-olds don't do.

Tits out, Carrie prepares to give her first on-camera blow job. This is the kind of thing most 55-year-olds don't do.

The other day, I walked into the studio and saw a model sitting in the stylist’s chair. I hate to be a pig about this, but the first thing I noticed were her tits. I noticed them because 1.) The model was sitting there with no top on and 2.) Her tits were pointing straight out, like perfect cones, like missiles. My eyes were drawn to her long, erect nipples. I was hypnotized by her rack, and I finally broke out of my trance when the stylist, Tiffany, said, “Carrie, I’d like to introduce you to Dave. He’s the editor of the website you’re going to be on.”

The website is 50PlusMILFs.com, and…I know, I know, some of you don’t want to hear about 50-year-olds. But a lot of you do. Especially when a big pair of fake tits is attached to that 50-year-old.

Fifty-five, actually. That’s Carrie Romano’s age. She’s a financial specialist from Miami, Florida. She’s married. She’s a swinger. She’s a nudist. But until now, she’d never modeled naked on camera. She fucked on camera, too. These MILFs…they like to do that sort of thing.

By the way, just a second ago, I said that Carrie’s tits are fake, and I mean that in a good way. I like saying “big, fake tits” when I’m referring to a MILF. For some reason, when it comes to mature women, I have a definite preference of fake tits over natural ones. I like the idea that an older woman will go out and buy herself a new rack. It shows that she cares about how she looks and that she really wants to fuck.

Anyway, this week at 50PlusMILFs.com, we have Carrie’s first boy-girl photos, first boy-girl video and an interview. In the interview, Carrie proves that she can talk and have her pussy eaten at the same time.

No, I wasn’t the one eating her pussy. I wish.