For years, some of the correspondents, like T.N., have written extensively to the letter columns and the Blog about big tits in sweaters.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Jessica Roberts of Chicago is the latest to don a tight sweater, her tits thrusting out farther than the tail fins of a 1959 Cadillac DeVille.
Who says the mid-west is all flat? Of course, this is not true. Jessica has proven it.
A guy could develop a couple of shiners after getting hit by those pointers.
Jessica eventually loses her sweater plus her bra, jeggings and panties to have a pounding hot time in bed.
So, sweater lovers, enjoy sweating it to the boobies while it lasts!
Plus a special Jessica bonus video will also be posted.
And happy birthday to sweater girl Christy Marks, born today, October 13!
Meet Marie Leone. Marie is a newcomer to SCORE and only 19 years old.
For a mere 19-year-old, Marie has an unbelievably ultra-voluptuous bod. She’s a living doll.
SCORE has been photographing busty girls since 1992, and while we take no one for granted, seeing Marie for the first time kicked off an adrenaline rush. Marie has spectacular tits and a pretty face.
She works in an auto shop back home. Yes, an auto shop. Her sister got Marie into cars.
Marie didn’t fix any cars when she was here, but she did fix a stud’s wagon in her first hardcore boy-girl hook-up at SCOREVideos.com. Yup, Marie jumped right into the deep end of the pool, and we got it on-camera.
The next stop for Marie is SCORELAND, coming this month.
I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.
Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.
I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!
"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."
News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!
Tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, you will see a new babe who seemingly popped out of a genie’s bottle and into one of the beds in the SCORE studio. I first found out about Holly Claus from a local photographer who takes pictures of dancers on stage in the clubs here in South Florida. Holly is from Key West. We’re almost neighbors. Where’s she been all this time? Well, better late than never.
Holly went on-line, saw SCOREModelsWanted.com and applied. Boom boom! No fuss, no muss. I wish it was always this easy.
What you will see: ass play, face-fucking, deep-throating, tit-fucking, pussy-pounding, ass-fucking, facializing and cum eating.
In other words, no-holes-barred filthy fuckin’ porn, the old-school way. Prepare to fall in love.
Holly has four rings by her pussy, two on either side of her labia, and she has a barbell through her clit hood. Yet she has no tats anywhere, not even the usual tribal band on the ankle or upper arm. No nipple or tongue piercings either.
Holly likes younger guys. “Young guys are very well boned-up on Internet porn. They know exactly what they are doing,” says Holly, who definitely knows what she’s doing.
Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
If you are into that kind of thing, stop reading right now and please, enjoy the rest of your day filled with standing around and other non-enjoyable shopping shenanigans.
But if you are into spending your time doing way cooler things like checking out big tits and getting big savings, then let’s talk about our giant cyber sale happening right now at the eBoobStore!
Right now until November 27, you can get many of our best DVDs for up to 80% OFF!
Now that’s a sale you can get behind!
Plus, there are no lines, no waiting and nothing but pure-boob power to keep you entertained.
So, drop what you are doing right now. If you are in a long line, leave it.
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There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
