When I saw a photo of Chloe Lamoure, I said we have to photograph that girl.
Chloe was a bodybuilder and weight trainer before she got into adult action. She was training heavily but stayed skinny even though she would eat. Now Chloe’s at a body shape and weight that she’s happy about.
“I’m a strong girl from my training,” Chloe said. “Sometimes a guy will say to me, ‘You’re really a strong girl, you’re too much for me.’ But I’m just like other girls.”
Like other girls? I don’t think so. I can also see why she says she’s too much for some guys, and this scene proves it again.
In today’s installment of the Chloe Lamoure show, she has furniture to sell. No problem. Chloe could sell electric blankets in the Middle East.
Steve drops by to check out her goods, but her rack diverts his attention. Steve drives a hard bargain when he shops, but after seeing this hottie, he wants to find out if the furniture is also cum-stain resistant. Once they get going, Steve zeroes in on Chloe’s fit behind.
Chloe’s a girl who enjoys anal sex. “In the beginning, it was strange for me,” Chloe told us. “Then I started to love all of it.”
Chloe’s furniture sale is having a slow day so why not?
I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.
Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.
I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!
"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."
News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!
