Tag Archive: big tits
August 20, 2015 by Dave
Jack off to Lila Lovely and her huge naturals today at XLGirls.com.
I was shocked by a story I read on Nate Silver’s website FiveThirtyEight.com. According to Indiana University’s National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, only about 12% of men between the ages of 25 and 69 masturbate more than four times a week, and the average frequency goes down with age. More shockingly, about 25% of all men have not masturbated once in the past year.
Why must people lie about such a worthwhile hobby? As Woody Allen once said, “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.”
The sweet spot in this poll seemed to be “a few times per month or monthly,” a number which I also found hard to believe considering the popularity of the Internet and the main reason for its popularity.
Are there people who just watch porn? I’m not talking about watching porn as a prelude to sex. I mean people who watch porn or look at hot photos and videos of big-boobed women for the sole purpose of just enjoying them without masturbating?
Really?
Okay, people who watch porn probably jack more often than people who don’t. But am I really to believe that so many people don’t watch porn?
I think the world would be a better place if everyone jacked at least once a day.
I also think the world would be a better place if people stopped lying to pollsters.
August 19, 2015 by Elliot James
The kind of girl who makes a gym rat drop a weight on his foot.
Ever go to a fitness center and find yourself watching a girl on the machines instead of fully concentrating on your exercises?
Sure you have.
We all have.
How many of them looked like Bridgette B. and had her fantastic body?
“I train a lot at my gym,” Bridgette says. “I am an addict about working out.” But not exactly like this, even though the gymophiles there would love to see her do that!
See the photo set and video plus a bonus video, “6 Things You Might Not Have Known About Bridgette B.”
Bridgette just dumped a bottle of water on her stretchy pants.
August 18, 2015 by Dave
No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.
We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.
I mean in person, at the beach or pool.
I’m guessing none.
Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.
By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?
Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?
August 15, 2015 by Elliot James
You see a brunette in a low-cut pink top and tight skirt teetering around in high heels. She looks nervous and lost and holds a map in her hand. What would you do?
If you’re Steve, you offer her your coat and offer to fix a nice cuppa tea at your place. As we all know, tea is an aphrodisiac to an English girl.
Like Czech babe Krystal Swift, Harmony Reigns is not big on foreplay and neck kissing. She’d rather cut to the chase and give head, have her pussy eaten and ride the skin bus to cumsville. Harmony is from London, but the way she deep throats a guy, I thought she was from the town of Cockermouth in Cumbria.
“If you classify porn as a sport, then I’m a sports fanatic,” Harmony says. “I just want to get straight to it.” And that’s what she and Steve do in Harmony’s second ultra-horny XXX scene at SCORELAND.
Cheers, Harmony.
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Mission accomplished.
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Claiming the reward.
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Fair maiden rescued.
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Damsel in dis dress needs help.
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Lost in the city.
August 14, 2015 by Dave
Cathy makes me wonder if there are more girls like her in Hungary.
Her name is Cathy Heaven.
She was born in Hungary and lives in Spain.
She has F-cup tits.
And, to answer your next question, yes.
Coming soon to SCORELAND: Savannah Stevens. She was in our studio earlier this week. She’s very nice. When I was speaking with her, she was wearing a tank top with no bra. I was very distracted.
And, to answer your next question, yes. Not today, but yes.
Savannah is a living doll.
August 13, 2015 by Elliot James
“I don’t like to waste time with foreplay,” says smiley-faced Czech chick Krystal Swift. So the only foreplay here, if you can call it that, is Krystal getting her big tits oiled when she hops into bed with this X-Man for her first creampie scene.
Krystal is not a girl for lovey-dovey make-out sessions and cuddles as a pre-sex warm-up. Maybe she likes that stuff during long walks in the park on Sunday, but in the sack, she wants the beef bologna delivered swiftly.
Returning to the big-boob world after a two year absence, Krystal is more voluptuously robust than she was in 2013, and her hair is darker.
When I found out over a year ago that Krystal was off-the-boob-grid, I wasn’t happy. I also thought that was it for her. She’s gone off and gotten married or met an anti-modeling guy. I’m glad my predictions were wrong.
She said in a video interview that she now wears a number 7G bra. That’s a 44DDD, according to a Czech-to-USA bra size converter. More to squeeze.
Starts today at SCORELAND.
The price of oil is low despite the large amounts Krystal's tits require.
August 12, 2015 by Dave
A bra to someone else, pasties to Liza.
Incredibly stacked natural Liza Biggs returned to SCORELAND this past Sunday in what Elliot titled, “The Incredibly Big Bra Show.”
Hate to break the news to you, Elliot, but the bra Liza is trying to wear in this photo is not incredibly big.
Now, it’s not incredibly small, either. It would probably cradle a pair of C- or D-cups quite nicely.
But Liza’s JJJ-cups? Forget about it.
Liza is a professional chef, which reminds me of Giada De Laurentis on the Food Network. Giada recently got divorced, so it should surprise no one that this season on Food Network Star, she’s been wearing cleavage-revealing clothing. The thing is, Giada’s a B-cup, at best, and she’s trying to lift and squeeze those little titties to make them look as big as possible, but it just ain’t working.
Can you imagine if Liza showed up on Food Network Star? Giada would hide her tits in shame. Bobby Flay would be saying, “Oh, that’s what I want.”
LIza Biggs just might be too busty for the Food Network.
August 11, 2015 by Elliot James
New SCORE Girl Vee VonSweets has the perfect bod for bikinis and extreme swimsuits that have less fabric than a packet of dental floss.
Vee’s magazine debut is in the November 2015 SCORE swimsuit issue, now on-sale.
It’s a beautiful day in Florida, and after oiling at poolside, Vee shows you more of her sexiness. It’s always hardwood season when Vee does that.
“I do like big boobs, but they don’t have to be as big as mine,” Vee said. “Anything from double-D and up. It’s what I like.”
We love girls who love big boobs because they love big boobs. It’s a chain reaction.
Starts tomorrow at SCORELAND.
"I can squeeze myself into double-Ds but my correct size is 32G," says Vee.
August 8, 2015 by Dave
Claudia Marie shows off her weight-lifting talents.
Today, the great Claudia Marie makes her SCORELAND debut in what Elliot calls “The Great Big Heavy Boob Show.”
I still don’t know how Elliot came up with that title. She seems to be hefting them pretty easily, if you ask me. Of course, when a girl’s been carrying around J-cups, she gets used to them.
One thing Claudia will never get used to is the excitement and nervousness associated with being on a porn set. When I walked into the styling room to meet her last week, I could see how nervous she was.
Said Claudia, “I’ve been doing this for seven years and I still get extremely nervous every time I walk on-set. You’re walking in, and most of these guys you haven’t even talked to on the phone. You’re seeing people you never met before and getting butt naked and fixin’ to have sex in front of a bunch of strangers. And I’m not 18 anymore, and it’s extremely nerve-wracking.”
Claudia calmed down when she started taking her clothes off, and her nervousness evaporated when we gave her a porn cock to suck and fuck.
The XXX scene is coming to SCORELAND on August 22. Today, it’s all Claudia. Enjoy.
August 7, 2015 by Elliot James
Now 21 years old, Marie Leone’s coming up to the two-year anniversary of her debut at SCORELAND. I remember the first time I saw Marie. My brain crashed and I had to reboot it. She looked like she’d stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting.
“In school, I had bigger boobs than any teacher,” Marie said.
The guys at SCORE are actually glad they didn’t go to school with Marie because we would have all flunked out, unable to do anything but stare at Marie all day, throw notes at her and try to snap her bra straps.
The title of this Marie Leone three-way, “I Need Two Men To Handle My Huge Boobs,” is true. Marie does need two dudes to handle those massive mams she was blessed with. This is Marie’s first threesome on-camera, so it’s a special event. The 100% action scene is non-stop and filmed close-up.
Spoiler alert: Marie leaves Tony and Rocky exhausted while she smiles at the camera with man-sauce on her face. I hope I didn’t ruin the ending for you.
Back home, Marie goes to school and takes computer science classes, cams, Tweets and works on cars (the girl’s a mechanic). We asked Marie, “What do you do to make a man feel extra-special?” besides banging his brains out.
Said Marie, “The thing that I do to make my guy feel special in and out of bed is that I show him all the loving I can. We all know the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So, out of bed, I make him hard-boiled eggs shaped like hearts or an egg sandwich by cutting a heart in the center of the bread, placing it in a pan with butter and breaking an egg in the center. He loves it a lot, but what he loves even more is how I always give him a blow job before he goes to sleep while watching our favorite XXX video.”
True wifey material.
See Marie’s threesome now at SCORELAND, #1 in big boobs and hot girls.
Sometimes the genetic roll of the dice results in winners like Marie with huge boobs.
