Remember the Seinfeld episode in which George, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer have a competition to see who can go the longest period of time without masturbating? And since they can’t say masturbating on network television, they use the phrase “master of my domain” to indicate that they still haven’t jacked (or jilled, I guess, in Elaine’s case, although I hate that word: jilled)?
Anyway, in a new photo set (the video goes up on Thursday) at BustyArianna.com, Arianna Sinn is definitely not the master or mistress of her domain. She’s dressed in a corset and pink fishnet pantyhose, she has duct tape criss-crossing her nipples and she’s wearing a dog collar around her neck. Or maybe it’s a cat collar, because at one point Arianna pours milk over her tits, and it drips down to the bowl, and she gets down on her hands and knees and this happens…
Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.
There’s a ton of hardcore in the December 2010 “Good Girls Gone Bad” issue of SCORE, which is currently going live on SCORELAND. Angel Gee, Annina, Eva Notty and Christy Marks all fuck. Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot get tit-fucked. Alexa gets tit-fucked and sucks cock. There has never, ever been an issue of SCORE that’s so XXX-centric, never an issue with so much hardcore.
But with all the pictures of Annina getting ass-fucked and Christy taking on two cocks and Janet Jade getting a load of jizz on her magnificent rack (and so on and so on), the pictorial in the issue that might surprise you the most is the only one in which the girl DOESN’T fuck.
I mean, Maggie Green: a little over a year ago, she wasn’t even showing her pussy. She was your typical girl-next-door who just happened to enjoy showing off her big, beautiful, natural tits on the Internet. And then…she showed her pussy. And then…she got strap-on fucked by Daphne Rosen in Boob Science. And now, today at SCORELAND, this…
I mean, I’m speechless. And I don’t even have a ball-gag in my mouth.
Stephanie Stalls (used to be a blonde, now a brunette, her natural color) was in the SCORE Studio recently, and we got into a conversation about shaved pussies. This happens to be one of my favorite subjects (I also recently had a conversation with Cherry Brady about shaved pussies), and Stephanie said, “I like shaved pussies! I don’t like hairy pussies. If I want to go down south, I want the girl to be shaved.”Then I asked her, “If you get down to a girl’s pussy and it’s hairy, what do you do?” Stephanie’s answer: “Have her shave it off! Or maybe I’ll shave it off for her, if she’ll let me. I don’t like hair down there! If a girl’s pussy has a strip, that’s okay, but I don’t like a hairy pussy. Guys need to be shaved down there, too.”
Anyway, the occasion for Stephanie’s visit was her first hardcore videos. One recently debuted at SCOREVideos.com, and another one is premiering this weekend at SCORELAND. It should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody that there’s nothing lovey-dovey about Stephanie’s scene. She sucks hard. She gets hammered hard. Case closed. So, as you get ready to watch this Blog video and her scene at SCORELAND, I’ll leave you with this from Stephanie, a girl who was born for porn:
“I want to look good! I’m supposed to be here for people to look at. I want the guys to enjoy looking at me. And I know all guys aren’t attracted to the same type of woman so some of them might not like me, but some of them do. I do my best to turn them on.”
Linsey Ward has been modeling since 2000 but she’s done it irregularly, which is why you don’t see tons of photos and videos of her.
Jezhabelle still lives in Florida, eats at the Golden Corral buffet in Fort Lauderdale and sunbathes nude at Haulover Beach in Miami.
Joy Juggs stopped modeling, got hitched and dropped the Juggs surname. (I kinda like the sound of “Mrs. Juggs.”)
Carolyn Monroe was a big name in European hardcore in the ’90s and got into big-bust videos when she returned to the States.
Babbett Amore later removed the “Amore” name and added “Bodacious.” Born in Texas, she lives in Virginia and danced mostly in the southeastern states during her striptease career.
One of the greatest busty naturals in men’s mag history, Chloe Vevrier needs no introduction to most SCORE and Voluptuous guys.
Christal Rose’s pastimes are shopping, going to the beach, clubbing with girlfriends, taking care of her little dogs and more shopping…like most women under 30.
You can find Candace Von attending most of the major adult conventions in Los Angeles or New York. Happy birthday, ladies.
Cassitty and Africa once teamed up for a special event at SCORELAND, tackling one guy and putting him through a balls-draining workout.
Gwen Sanders was discovered in Nevada by one of our photographers. “I thought I met all kinds in Las Vegas, but you guys…all you think about are big tits,” Gwen said. Right that.
Tasha Adams was discovered in Houston by Kayla Kleevage in 1998.
Karina Hart, an art student, told us, “To a man, a sexy photo is of a woman with her breasts hanging out and her legs spread, and maybe she is pleasuring herself. To a woman, it is much more the idea of something than seeing it right in front of you.”
Sable Holiday lives on a farm in quiet North Carolina. Her mega-boobed SCORE cover debut was September ’97.
Busty Becky (December ’02 V-Mag) changed her name early on to Angelica Raven. “I love the Caribbean. I’m definitely an island girl. In spite of my fair skin, I’m a total beach-bunny,” fair-skinned Angelica said.
Shione Cooper returns to SCORELAND today in a pictorial from the October ’10 issue of Voluptuous. I love Shione. I love her pouty face, I love her natural DDD-cup tits and how her long nipples look when they’re peeking out from a bra, I love her long legs and curvy body. But you wanna know what I love most about Shione? This:
I love Shione’s long, pliable pussy lips and the way they hug a cock or dildo. Yes, I said “hug,” as in wrap themselves around the damn thing, as if they’re trying to keep it warm and snug. Shione’s pussy looks great all by itself, but it looks even better when it’s got something in it, something to bring out all that’s good about her pussy lips.
Now, I know some of you aren’t into long, pliable pussy lips. Some of you like pussies…neater? But for me, there’s something hot about a pair of pussy lips that you can tug and chew on, and when you look down, that pussy you’re fucking seems to be wrapped around your cock, inside and out. Check out this photo of Lily Valentine, who just might have the greatest pussy lips in the history of SCORE and Voluptuous.
You know, I think I just figured out what I love about Lily’s pussy. She has more pussy than other girls. Every girl has a pussy, but she has more of it. Hers is out there. She doesn’t have an innie pussy (which are fine, too. There’s something to be said about digging for pussy). Lily always seems to be saying, “I have more cunt. Deal with it.” At this point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a big difference between referring to a woman’s pussy as a “cunt” and calling a woman a “cunt.” Calling a woman a cunt is never acceptable. Referring to her pussy as a cunt is acceptable. So, “You’re a cunt” is always bad. “My, what a beautiful cunt you have” is good.
The legendary Veri Knotty made a career out of her long, pliable pussy lips which, as her name implies, she loved to tie in knots. Another SCORE Girl from the past also liked to tie up her pussy lips. Here are the photos. Can you guess who those lips belong to?
You saw Angelina Castro having a great chat with Dave and showing her new 36G-cups in a three-part BLOG video on July 9, 10 and 11. On Day 3, Angelina asked the all-important question, “Why do we have to wear clothes?” Catching Dave at a loss for words, Angelina’s contention was that people shouldn’t wear clothing and should be naked. She was adamant about this. At that point, the studio called Angelina for a shoot, so she and Dave couldn’t continue the discussion. Which leads me to throw in my two boobs’ worth. If everyone was naked with their parts swinging around–not recommended for heavy machinery operators, fry-cooks and carpenters–there would be no tease. No anticipation. No expectation. No warm-up. At naturist resorts, the constant nudity desexualizes the body (that’s the goal), so only the new guys are sprouting wood. If everyone was naked all the time, would we be bored? Would we yawn at the sight of Angelina’s 44 inches of hooter heaven?
That brings me to Angelina’s new video made that week and posting tomorrow on SCORELAND, “Huge Tits & A String Bikini.” This is my favorite kind of XXX vid, shot point-of-view. No man face and no man talk. Angelina does all the talking in her sexy Cuban-American accent. She dresses her spectacular body in tiny bikinis before she blows his pants off, then vaults his pole. So there’s a nice chunk of garment-wearing tease before “surf’s up.” It’s a bonanza of horny talk, boob-banging, throaty blow jobs and hard pounding. Boy, does she love the cock! If Angelina was your steady, you’d definitely need to up your daily dosage of lecithin and zinc. Viva Latinas!
Around here, you never know when you’re going to see a nice pair of tits. The other day, I wandered into the studio to check out the MILF we were shooting for 40SomethingMag.com and 40Something magazine (I’m the editor of both). Her name was Brooke Tyler, she was sitting in the makeup chair wearing an oversized robe and I could see that she was very pretty, even though the makeup process hadn’t yet started. Very nice, too. Pleasant. Turns out that she’s 43 years old, divorced and from Dayton, Ohio.
So, I went back to my desk. About two hours later, I wandered back into the studio, looked to my right where photographer Jose was shooting a model and what did I see? TITS! BIG TITS! And those tits belonged to Brooke. How could I have missed that earlier? Had my boob radar gone faulty?
Of course, I immediately grabbed the blog camera and honed in on Brooke…her tits, of course. DD-cups. Big and firm, sitting high on her chest. I gotta tell you, I liked her with the robe on, but I loved her naked. I also like how her stomach transitions so smoothly into her shaved pussy.
Anyway, at this point, we’re not planning on shooting Brooke for SCORELAND. Should we? You can, however, see her right now, fucking and sucking, at 40SomethingMag.com. The photos are posted now. The video posts on Wednesday.
By the way, I have to tell you this story. On our Model Info sheets, we ask, “What and/or where was your kinkiest sexual encounter?” Brooke’s answer: “I went to see some male strippers at a local club, and one of the dancers took me to the private couch room, which wasn’t so private. I ended up fucking him in front of the whole club until management came up and made us stop. We didn’t get to finish until the next day.”
Maybe it’s just me, but I’m a sucker for tall, beautiful blue-eyed blondes with big tits and womanly, fuckable asses. I know I’m unusual in that way, but, hey, what can I say?
Anyway, the girl you’re about to see in the video below is Kelly Christiansen, a fresh-off-the-bus newcomer from San Francisco, California. First, the bad news: Kelly is happily married. Now the good news: Her husband is a SCORE Man, and much like the hubby of Jayden Prescott, he urged his wife to get naked for his favorite magazine. Not that he had to push her.
“He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCORE Model website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this,'” Kelly said. And she said, “‘Why not?’ it seemed like fun.”
Kelly looks like a California girl, and she’s built like a brick shithouse: H-cup tits, womanly hips and strong, shapely legs that can wrap around your body and pull you in when you’re fucking her. Her measurements: 44-28-38. Very impressive.
So impressive that we made her the covergirl of the just-put-to-bed Holiday 2010 issue. You won’t see her on SCORELAND for a while (unless Elliot has a change of heart), but it’s always nice to have something to look forward to, right?
