October 2, 2011 by Maria
Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
July 27, 2011 by Dave
Janet Jade in a bikini. Very jackable.
Bailey Santanna getting ass-fucked. Also very jackable.
They say that variety is the spice of life. And it’s not just that some guys like different things. Sometimes, the same person likes different things at different times (or different things at the same time).
For example, today at lunch, one second I was checking out a Latina with a Bootylicious-type butt encased in Spandex workout pants, the next second I was checking out a busty MILF pouring out of her low-cut top.
Perhaps what Larry David said on this week’s Curb Your Enthusiasm is true: “The penis doesn’t care about race, creed and color. The penis wants to get to its homeland. It wants to go home!”
Of course, my penis cares about tits and ass, the bigger the better.
Anyway, before I wander too far off the subject, I’m here to tell you that if you wander over to the members area of SCORELAND today, you can see pictures of Janet Jade absolutely destroying a string bikini. Very jackable.
And if you wander over to XLGirls.com today, you can see Bailey Santanna getting fucked in her big, broad ass while her big, natural tits hang down. Also very jackable.
Busty girl posing solo. Busty girl getting ass-fucked. Two very different pictorials, but they have the same effect. So, today, SCORELAND can be your penis’s homeland. And XLGirls.com can be your penis’s homeland.
Home, James!
