SCORE Girls make the best swimsuit models
Brittany and her monokini.
Charley Green: no one-piece suits for her.
Leanne Crow's suit requires careful study.
Lana and Valory: bikini superstars.
Submitted as evidence to prove this statement, I present exhibits A, B. C and D, now showing this week at SCORELAND.
Whether they’re wearing a bikini, a monokini, a microkini or a string bikini, SCORE Girls fill out their suits like no one else. They have added so much to the science of bikinis, also called bikiniology.
Brittany O’Neil does justice to her monokini. Charley Green goes for the traditional bikini. Leanne Crow’s little scanty is more difficult to categorize, but it’s a miracle of engineering considering Leanne’s superstructure. And Lana Ivans and Valory Irene join forces to wear extreme bikinis with much tinier bottoms than any other bottom shown here. I can’t even imagine all five of them together on a public beach. They would need lifeguards encircling them.
All of these pictorials are from the October ’11 SCORE magazine. The August edition has become the traditional swimsuit issue every year, but this month is swimsuit-packed, too.
I live in a beach state, and let me tell you, I almost never see super-stacked girls built like this on the beach. And if I do, they are not wearing ultra-sexy swimsuits like this. SCORE models really are a rare breed. What makes them even more rare is that SCORE Girls, depending on the girl, 1) go topless 2) go bottomless 3) show pink 4) play with toys 5) have sex with other girls 6) have sex with guys. For our enjoyment. If that’s not generosity, I don’t know what is. I never take them for granted.
Here’s an interesting factoid from a SCORELAND member poll:
When watching a busty girl on the beach, what do you most want to see her do?
Rub lotion on herself: 43%
Play Frisbee or volleyball: 24%
Stretch: 15%
Just lie on her back: 13%
Go for a swim: 5%
Rubbing suntan goo was No. 1 by a big margin. Surprisingly, bouncing boobs in bikini tops (my choice) was a distant second. Fact is, you’re less likely to see girls playing ball on the beach while everyone creams up for sun protection. Girls also worry about popping out. That’s going to happen if they’re in teeny string bikinis. At least I hope so.