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Happy birthday, Lissa Hope. We got you a cock to fuck!

September 6, 2019 by Dave

Birthday girl Lissa has a lot of gifts to offer you.

Voluptuous newcomer Lissa Hope turns 20 on Sunday (she was born September 8, 1999). We’re celebrating a few days early with Lissa’s second hardcore scene at SCORELAND. From the looks of this photo, it’s the lucky guy behind her who’s going to get to unwrap the presents. Of course, Lissa unwraps his jeans and sucks his cock.

What a girl…a girl who is rightfully proud of her curvy body and huge naturals. But it wasn’t always that way.

“All through high school, I would hide them,” Lissa said. “I would wear sweaters every single day and leggings even if it was summer. I would wear T-shirts over my swimsuits because I was told at a young age that it wasn’t appropriate to show my boobs. I wasn’t allowed to wear bikinis either, so it was a one-piece swimsuit with a big T-shirt on top.”

When did things change?

“When I was 16. When I left high school. I moved out of my parents’ house and I kind of came into my own and decided no matter what I do, my breasts are always gonna be there, so it was time to embrace that. I like the way they look. I always have. I just never thought anybody else did.”

She has definitely come to the right place.

 

They say it’s their birthdays

August 2, 2013 by Elliot James

 

Happy birthday, Diane.

 

A big birthday shout-out to Diane Poppos and Panther, both August 2. Kandi Kobain and Carmen Hayes on August 3. They have made dreams come true for many. May their own dreams come true too.

Happy Birthday, Panther.

Happy Birthday, Kandi.

Happy birthday, Carmen.

Born to be bare

April 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Pandora Peaks born April 12.

Pandora Peaks, born April 12

Slone Ryder born April 14.

Slone Ryder, born April 14

Jem Stone born April 15.

Jem Stone, born April 15

Cindy Cupps born April 16.

Cindy Cupps, born April 16

Daylene Rio born April 16.

Daylene Rio, born April 16

Angelique born April 16.

Angelique, born April 16

Kendall Caine born April 16.

Kendall Caine, born April 16

Lana Del Amore born April 16.

Lana Del Amore, born April 16

Shantay born April 17.

Shantay, born April 17

Happy Birthday, Arianna Sinn

October 14, 2010 by Elliot James

On this day, October 14, Arianna Sinn celebrates her birthday. This is a great day for breast lovers around the world. Arianna has it all and she’s not selfish about sharing it. Another great day was the day Arianna decided to show everything for the camera. She could have been just another girl who got a regular job after graduation in some business office, someone that no one would have ever known about. It was her destiny to become a supermodel. We knew it when we reviewed the “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. Now that she’s doing it all on BustyArianna.com, she’s making an even bigger impact. I predict that Romania will erect a statue in her honor.

“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” Arianna said in November ’10 SCORE. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”

It’s not well known but one of Arianna’s ancestors also changed the course of history. Her name was Arianna too. In the 19th century, Romania did not exist as a single nation. It was a region of different areas called Moldavia, Wallachia and Transylvania with one thing in common: most of the women carried really big jugs. One day, a dude named Prince Cuza wound up at Arianna’s inn when he stopped to water his horse. He learned that Arianna was knowledgeable about the area and its people. Arianna suggested that the Prince unify Wallachia and Moldavia into a single nation-state, Romania. The Prince thought this was a brilliant idea and so Romania came to be in the year 1859, thanks to Arianna the First.

Happy Birthday, Arianna. You have strengthened American-Romanian relations.

Arianna Sinn, Romanian idol.

Maggie Green: Back at SCORELAND on her birthday!

August 4, 2010 by Elliot James
October '10 SCORE covergirl

October '10 SCORE cover girl

Happy birthday, Maggie Green. Maggie is back at SCORELAND today in a pictorial from the October ’10 SCORE, and by total coincidence, August 4th is her birthday. Cover girl of the print edition, Miss Green was built for vintage-style corsets and, as they say, the proof is in the pictures. The fact is, Maggie would look great wearing a flour sack. Ultimately though, it’s all icing on the cake until Maggie gets to wearing the air.

“Obviously, I’m not bothered by taking my clothes off in front of people,” Maggie once said in an interview. Amen to that. The staff at SCORELAND wishes Maggie a happy B-Day and hopes she gets all the gifts she wants.

Whose birthday is it, anyway?

May 4, 2010 by Elliot James
Can you guess who's opening her cookie?

Can you guess who's opening her cookie?

Do you know who this is?

Do you recognize the rack?

She’s celebrating her birthday today.

Happy birthday, big titty lady.

I’ll skip the clues but I’ll include some quotes here.

When you scroll down, you’ll see her identity.

“My nipples always go hard. Always. I always play with my boobs and masturbate. It’s fun. It’s almost better than full-on sex sometimes. I mean, sometimes I’ll be at home alone, and I’ll just start playing with my tits and sucking on them. That’s why I can survive without men, you see, because I can play with my own boobs. I can shove dildos up me, too. I can rub my nipples. I can suck them. I can push them together and lick both my nipples. I can bite them. And I can tweak them. And it doesn’t hurt. Not at all.”

Any ideas yet?

What about this quote?

“My whole body’s very sensitive. By the way, one of my breasts is slightly bigger than the other. My right breast is slightly bigger than my left one. You can barely tell. I always like to suck on my own breasts when I’m having sex, unless he’s sucking on them.  A guy will be fucking me, and I’ll just lift my breast up to my mouth and suck it. And sometimes I’ll suck on one and he’ll suck on the other.”

Do you know who she is now?

“I think my tits are the best part of my body, apart from my smile and my eyes, even though guys never say anything about those parts. But I can’t blame men for loving my breasts because I love them. They’re my babies. Sometimes when I use a vibrator, I’ll turn it on and rub it all over my breasts for a while, and my nipples will get rock hard. Then I’ll turn it on full power and go to my clitoris. I keep it at medium when I have it on nipples, but when it’s on my clit, I like it very powerful.”

Have you guessed?

“I just love having my boobs played with. It’s really great. If I had a choice between a man shagging me and playing with my boobs, I’d pick playing with my boobs every time. Fortunately, I’ve never had to make that choice. I’ve never had a man go away complaining. I guess it’s because I have a dirtier mind than most men. I love doing naughty things with my big tits. Sucking on them. Biting them. Wrapping them around a big cock. Making a cock cum all over them. Just about whatever you want to do to them, I’m good with it.”

If you thought Denise Davies...
If you thought Denise Davies…

They say it’s your birthday!

March 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Born in The Bronx, New York.

Born in The Bronx, New York.

“I was in upstate New York attending community college. I had a girlfriend who had a nice car and money, and I asked her how she got all of it. We were only like 18 or 19 at the time, and she told me, ‘I dance.’ I was like, ‘Do you mean?’ The first club I ever went to was The Blue Moon Lounge. She brought me there and I auditioned and danced. I think I made like $30 the whole night, and I was so excited. Making $30 or $40 a night was a lot of money so it was great.”–Crystal Gunns, born March 20.

Jersey girl.

Jersey girl.

“I actually found my boyfriend’s Voluptuous magazines underneath a little board in the bathroom. And I took ’em out, and I called him at work. And I said, ‘Honey, I found some magazines.’ So right away he starts denying it.’They’re not mine!’ And he had just moved in to the apartment, and he was like, ‘Well, they must have belonged to the guy who lived there before me.’ And I was like, ‘But one of them’s dated from just last month,’ so finally he admitted it. I never cared, you know. If you’re gonna have ’em, that’s fine. I’ve always had the fantasy of posing in a magazine, so I started looking at ’em.”–Annie Swanson, born March 20.

Hometown: Detroit, Michigan

Hometown: Detroit, Michigan

“I lay it on the line, take a chance, and look for signs of positive encouragement. If I can’t get to the party, I will bring the party to me.”–Kim Eternity, born March 22.