Tag Archive: birthdays

We thank birthday babes for what they have given us

March 4, 2010 by Elliot James

: Kellie Garnett born March 7.

: Chelsea Charms born March 7.

: Vicky Vann born March 7.

: Amber Diamond born March 6.

: Summer Cummings born March 4.

: Angela White born March 4.

: London Andrews born March 4.

Happy B-Day to this week’s March babies. London Andrews has been road tripping around the USA for the past three years and is a great writer as well as a great model. Angela White is also a television star in Australia and appears in the sitcom, Fat Pizza. The tattoo on the inner side of Summer Cummings’ left ankle, TBLCITW, stands for her hometown, Reno, Nevada, “The Biggest Little City In the World.” Amber Diamond was discovered by model and porn star Taylor Wane. Vicky Vann from Texas was discovered by SCORE‘s Sports Trivia columnist Greg Maiuro. One of Chelsea Charms’ favorite authors is Charles Dickens. (I think he wrote A Tale of Two Titties. Yeah, that’s the guy.) Kellie Garnett only posed for SCORE and Voluptuous and she went back to her receptionist job after her modeling phase with us. Kellie did a video interview with me and Dave that I’ll never forget. We hope you all get a lot of great B-Day gifts, ladies!

Wow! A big birthday week for Voluptuous Girls!

March 1, 2010 by Elliot James

: Davina Armstrong born March 2.

: Miranda born March 2.

: Sunshine born March 2.

: Lola Lush born March 2.

: Sabina Leigh born March 1.

And this is only the first two days of March. Sabina Leigh (and SCORE Girl Daphne Rosen, too) are both sexologists. She’s a “sexual intellectual.” Lola say she cums the hardest and the fastest from “a small vibrator in my ass and a large dildo in my vagina with a mini-vibrator on my clitoris.” Sunshine’s favorite position is “missionary, when he grinds his pelvis against mine, not just pumps his cock in and out.” Miranda did a fun video interview in 2005 with Dave and me. Her sexy Italian accent reminds me of all those Italian films I watched growing up. Davina once told us, “I think American men would probably be more interested in me ’cos it’s not often they see naturally big boobs with my small figure. Whereas Brit men just love breasts.”

Busty birthdays this week

February 22, 2010 by Elliot James

: Mianna Thomas born Feb. 28.

: Alix Lakehurst born Feb. 25.

: Amanda White born Feb. 24.

: Lisa Chest born Feb. 24.

: Anna Kay born Feb. 24.

: Taylor Steele born Feb. 24.

: Alena Snow born Feb 23.

: Ashley Juggs born Feb. 22.

This week’s birthday crew were born under the sign of Pisces, the Zodiac’s most sensitive sign (for those who believe in astroboobology). Ashley Juggs was a true web pioneer back in the day. Alena Snow moved back to Norway, her homeland, after living in Texas. Taylor Steele says that because she lives in Toronto, she “has to be bundled up for half the year.” Anna Kay and Kaytee Carter became fast friends at the SCORE building. Lisa Chest originally called herself Lisa Gazombas, a name that seems better suited to a Mafia wife. A guy in England recently emailed asking what Amanda White is doing these days, but we don’t know, either. Chicago’s Alix Lakehurst (Hooter Hospital, Big Tit Rubdown) enjoys interviewing cult movie directors like Fred Olen Ray. SCORE guys Jose and Ace2, walking the floor at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, spotted Mianna Thomas with Hillary Hooterz arm-in-arm. Now that’s a good thing to happen to a guy on any day.

A birthday week with more bounce to the ounce

February 16, 2010 by Elliot James

Kali West recently did a tits & tugs while eight-months knocked-up. SaRenna Lee’s first SCORE cover (Dec. ’93) focused on her face not her chest, and some magazine store clerks placed it next to Sports Illustrated. Debuting as a covergirl in Nov. ’92, Candy Cantaloupes only modeled and danced for four years. Jade Feng spends a lot of time in her kitchen preparing Asian dishes because she says she’s hot for cookin’. Nicole Peters’ favorite band is Death Cab For Cutie. Boob-Man G.L. wrote, “Nicole is my all-time favorite. I have been a fan of big-busted models for twenty years and I tell you that she is the best looking, best built of anyone I have ever seen!” Paraguayan-born Cynthia Romero no longer models and relocated to Europe. Jade Parker stars in K-JUGS with Rene Ross, Samantha 38G, Reyna Mae, Brandy Ryder and Bailey Santanna. It’s being released next week.

Kali West born Feb. 16.

SaRenna Lee born Feb. 17.

Candy Canteloupes born Feb. 17.

Jade Feng born Feb. 17.

Nicole Peters born Feb. 18.

Cynthia Romero born Feb. 18.

Jade Parker born Feb. 20.

It’s B-Day time for Lorna, Sapphire, Devin and Plenty

February 10, 2010 by Elliot James

: Plenty UpTopp born Feb. 14.

: Sapphire born Feb. 14.

: Devin Taylor born Feb. 14.

: Lorna Morgan born Feb. 13.

How can it be almost three years since Lorna flew to The Bahamas? Has it been really over a year since Sapphire was a bridesmaid in My Big Plump Wedding? Will Devin Taylor ever return to South Beach? Don’t tell us it’s been eight years since Plenty UpTopp went wild in the Mega-Boob Olympics. Where does the time go? If I could, I’d stop the clock like they do at football games. Happy birthday from your friends at SCORELAND.

Babes having birthdays

February 8, 2010 by Elliot James

: Bettie Ballhaus born Feb. 8.

: Gwen Sanders born Feb. 9.

: Angelique born Feb. 9.

: Cassitty born Feb. 9.

Bettie Ballhaus was named after the great German design school Ballhaus of the 1920s, known for its super-cool style. Gwen Sanders said that the worst pick-up line she’s ever gotten was “Wow! How big are those?” Brazilian Angelique now lives in Germany and speaks German like a native. Licking a big lollipop, Cassitty did one of the most oral video interviews ever conducted at SCORELAND.

A birthday shout-out to these SCORELAND sweater shuckers

February 5, 2010 by Elliot James

“You’ve gotta get this babe regularly…she’s perfect for secretary and nurse types and, of course, a bra modeling video,” emailed Mr. N. about Stephanie Stalls. We’d also love to shoot guy-girl SCORE videos with Stephanie. Roxy Rider sailed on Boob Cruise ’98 and did a sex scene with the man with the biggest balls in the world in SCORE Xtra 4. Happy B-Day, Roxy, wherever you are today. We really should get more mail about Sophie (Holiday ’09 SCORE), considering how big her natural tits are and how pretty she is. Happy birthday, ladies.

: Sophie Mae born Feb. 6.

: Roxy Rider born Feb. 5.

: Stephanie Stalls born Feb. 5.

Happy Birthday to…

February 2, 2010 by Elliot James

: Deborah Blue born Feb. 3.

: Brandy Talore born Feb. 2.

: Zoryna Dreams born Feb. 2.

: Maddie Thomas born Feb. 1.

: Corina Curves born Feb. 1.

Corina lives in Portland, Orgeon. Last we checked, her website was off-line. Maddie claims she makes the best Italian meatballs in the U.K. Zoryna became a teacher of academic subjects. Brandy still doesn’t like it when we use the words tits and knockers. Deborah Blue works in an office in Berlin. May they all enjoy their arrival day.

Birthday breast wishes to…

January 28, 2010 by Elliot James

: Rachel Rocketts born Jan. 29.

: Bethany Bustin born Jan. 29.

: Bea Flora born Jan. 30.

: Anna Jota born Jan. 30.

: Gabriella Michaels born Jan. 30.

: Sakura Sena born Jan. 31.

: Taylor Hill born Jan. 31.

: Rose Valentina born Jan. 31.

Rachel dances at La Chambres Lounge in Detroit. Bethany’s last TV appearance was a Jenny Jones show in 2001. We’re still waiting for Bea and Anna to vacation in America. Gabriella is one of the bouncy bouncers in the Voluptuous movie Bounce Baby Bounce! Born and raised in Japan, Sakura Sena now lives in Vancouver, B.C., Canada. Taylor Hill retired from modeling and works as a hair stylist. Rose Valentina is one of the bridesmaids in the XLGirls movie My Big Plump Wedding.