Tag Archive: birthdays

I want to shop where this new XLGirls model works

September 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Meet the newest XLGirls hottie tomorrow!

Meet the newest XLGirls hottie October 6!

I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.

Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.

Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.

“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.

What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.

If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.

Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?

Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?

This day in birthdays!

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

Desiree gets it off her chest! Today at SCORELAND

September 22, 2011 by Elliot James
It's the Desiree show today.

It's the Desiree show today.

SCORELAND is the 60 Minutes of the big-boob world. Meet The PressDavid Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jerry Springer (well, maybe not Jerry), Nightline, 20/20 and Dateline all wrapped up into one.

Nowhere else do you find SCORE’s patented brand of up-close-and-personal interviews and chats, almost always with lots of added big nekkid tits and cookies, the way it should be.

You love pictorials and videos, but there are also times when you want to know what makes a model tick. Why she started modeling. What her boob-beginnings were like. Her background. Her interests and attitude. What turns her on. In other words, what she’s like as a person.

Now, Desiree has been here a few times this year, but we didn’t get the chance to sit down with her on-camera and learn anything about her. So she’s been somewhat of a mystery. All I knew was that several years ago, she was spotted on the beach in Florida by one of our photographers, Peter, who walked over to her and her girlfriends and introduced himself.

After Desiree posed, she dropped out of sight for 10 years before deciding to model again. That might be a record. Before Desiree, the longest modeling hiatus might have been Diane Poppos’ nine years.

We had the chance to find out more about Desiree just recently, and that’s what’s playing today in Voluptuous Theater.

Tune-in to “The Desiree Interview: Tit For Tat.”

Find out why Desiree came back with a bang.

And happy birthday to:

Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.

Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.

April Hunter born Sept. 24.

April Hunter born Sept. 24.

Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.

Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.

New fan art & busting out the birthdays!

September 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.

“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”

Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.

On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

It’s an overflowing week for busty birthdays!

September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Celebri-titty birthdays

August 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Bodacious Babbett born August 17.

Bodacious Babbett, born August 17

Sienna Hills born August 18.

Sienna Hills, born August 18

Traci Burr born August 19.

Traci Burr, born August 19

Jeannine Oldfield born August 19.

Jeannine Oldfield, born August 19

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Aileen Ghettman, born August 20

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Penny Porsche, born August 21

Desirae born August 21.

Desirae, born August 21

Destiny Rose born August 22.

Destiny Rose, born August 22

Dawn Stone born August 22.

Dawn Stone, born August 22

Barocca born August 24

Barocca, born August 24

This week in big-boob birthday bust-outs

August 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Zuzanna born August 9.

Zuzanna born August 9.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

It’s their birthdays and we’re the happier for it

July 26, 2011 by Elliot James

Shyla Shy (Mamazon): “If we went out shopping, my [ex] boyfriend would always insist that I wear something tight and low-cut. He said it was because he liked to look at them, but I think he wanted to show me off. You know, like, ‘Look at the tits on my girlfriend!’ That was nice in a strange sort of way. He was very proud of me.”

Voluptuous Model of the Year Renee Ross (K-JUGS): “If I am going out for like dinner or something like that, I like to wear fitted tops and show my boobs off.  I like to show them off. I like my boobs. I like to wear things that call attention to them. Nice bras and low cut shirts are a good way to do that.”

Scarlett Rouge (Sex In The Titties): “Sometimes I like to dress up as a schoolgirl or whatever for the guy I am fucking. I like it when they spank me and all that. It’s the role-playing. I have a sailor costume that I have men put on for me when we are going to have sex.”

Diane Poppos (The Diane Poppos Collection): “When I was younger, before my breasts got so big, I did go to modeling school, but it was a different kind of modeling, and I didn’t enjoy it. But the first time I started doing this, I really enjoyed it.”

Carmen Hayes (Hard SCORE 3): “I like everybody as long as you like me back. I only bite if you bite. But I do have a little domination in me. People say bossy. I guess it’s that Leo tendency in me. And I like to be in control of everything.”

Maggie Green (Leanne’s Stacked Summer): “I used to come to Florida during spring break during college. I paid for one of my whole spring-break trips to Fort Lauderdale doing wet T-shirt contests. I just started doing all the wet T-shirt contests, and I won all the money that I spent on the trip. I always won.”

Carol Brown (Best of Voluptuous): “I have always loved sex but as I got older my orgasms became more intense.”

Happy birthday, ladies! And many happy returns…because you really don’t need that breadmaker.

A bonanza of birthday bra-busters

July 11, 2011 by Elliot James
Casey James born July 10.

Casey James born July 10.

Amber Brooks born July 11.

Amber Brooks born July 11.

Michelle May born July 11.

Michelle May born July 11.

Dallas Dixon born July 14.

Dallas Dixon born July 14.

Lexi Windsor born July 15.

Lexi Windsor born July 15.

Kaitlyn Klien born July 16.

Kaitlyn Klien born July 16.

Hitomi born July 18.

Hitomi born July 18.

Happy Birthday SCORELAND Babes. Celebrate big-time.

July 2, 2011 by Elliot James
Via Paxton born June 29.

Via Paxton born June 29.

Lizzie Mills born June 30.

Lizzie Mills born June 30.

Dawn Phoenix born July 2

Dawn Phoenix born July 2

Amber Lynn Bach born June 3.

Amber Bach born June 3.

Letha Weapons born July 5.

Letha Weapons born July 5.

Romina Lopez born July 5.

Romina Lopez born July 5.

Anna Song born July 6.

Anna Song born July 6.