Tag Archive: blondes

When two girls who are built like a brick shithouse collide…the sequel!

November 13, 2010 by Dave

Last week, we saw Kelly Christiansen in a blog video with Angelina Castro. Well, for some reason, Kelly seems to attract brickhouse babes whenever she’s in our studio, and now here she is with Karen Fisher, SCORE Girl since 2001 (I can’t believe it’s been that long) and one of my favorites. Earlier this week, I teased the question, “What are Kelly and Karen doing in our studio together?” This video doesn’t answer that question at all. It does, however, answer the question, “What does built like a brick shithouse mean?”

By the way, what were Karen and Kelly doing together in our studio? Well, this video was shot in our studio’s styling room just moments before Kelly and Karen went off to do whatever they did together.

This would be a great photo if you could get rid of the guy in the middle

November 10, 2010 by Dave

Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher surround SCORE editor Dave, who's actually trying to disguise the fact that he's looking at their boobs.

Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher surround SCORE editor Dave, who's actually trying to disguise the fact that he's looking at their boobs.

Ah, there we go:

Kelly and Karen, without deer-in-headlights guy.

Kelly and Karen, without deer-in-headlights guy.

You’re probably wondering what 2010 newcomer Kelly and SCORE Girl-since-2001 Karen Fisher were doing in our studio together. Based on what I know, you should be wondering that. I could tell you that a “Built Like a Brick Shithouse” Convention was taking place in Miami, but that would be a lie. Actually, it was taking place in The SCORE Studio. And, yes, the last three days have been a lot of fun, thank you. More details to come, and believe me, it’ll be worth sticking around.

Kelly Christiansen times 2, plus ultra-hottie newcomer Lana

November 5, 2010 by Elliot James

All good things come to those who wait, and that includes new SCORE Girls, the kind who make you shout “Whoa!” Making a rockem-sockem intro worldwide with her first SCORE mag (Holiday ’10), covergirl and all-around eyecandy (44-28-38, 36H-cup) Kelly Christiansen now takes over both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com with a double feature of  horny hardcore fun. Kelly’s husband is a SCORE mag reader, website member and DVD buyer, and at his urging, Kelly sent her pictures to our studio. (He deserves an award himself for going above and beyond.)

“We look at it together,” Kelly said. “I normally look at the magazines more than he does. I like to see what the girls are wearing. Look at their cleavage. I like girls. Girls are hot.”

Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.

Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.

In Kelly’s interview, she also talked about an experience she and her husband had at a strip club. In the SCOREVideos scene, “A Fuck On The Wild Side” (above), Kelly plays out a fantasy she has about working in a strip club and fucking a guy after his friends have left. In the SCORELAND video, “First Time’s A Charm” (below), Kelly charms the pants off Mr. John Strange (the More To Fuck bachelor). Like, who could resist her? There’s gonna be a lot of pants droppin’ this weekend, thanks to beautiful Kelly. Her body looks smokin’ hot in these vids. Check out these trailers and see what you can expect. Like I’ve mentioned before, if you’re a SCORELAND member, the monthly Loyalty Program includes SCOREVideos.com. A true stimulus package.

Then on Sunday, another new, very sexy babe named Lana Ivans makes her SCORELAND debut in a super-sexy solo vid (Lana debuted on on SCOREVideos last month). You’ll be seeing much of this newbie before the year is up! Trust me, you’ll bust a nut over Lana.  Enjoy the weekend and keep scoring!

The dumb blonde and big tits conspiracy

August 2, 2009 by Elliot James

cartoonboobsAfter fucking a blonde babe, a guy goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk. His cock is still hot, so he sticks it in the milk to cool it off. The blonde walks in on him, points and says, “Oh, I always wondered how guys refilled those.”

Typical dumb blonde joke. But under the surface, a powerful motivator.

Psychologists at Bremen University in Germany say that blondes really are dumber after they hear dumb blonde jokes and that blonde jokes make blondes do poorly in tests. They tested 80 students, 40 of them blonde. They presented the blonde students with a negative stereotype about dumb blondes before they took the test. The blondes that were told that blondes were dumb performed worse than the others. The scientists want to examine how these negative stereotypes affect people and devise ways to counteract effects of the dumb blonde stereotype.

So there is a scientific reason behind the dumb busty blonde stereotype.

We at SCORE are working to conteract this.