Tag Archive: boob-spotting

Nice teez!

June 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.

The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.

I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.

Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?

Tatiana does her tee right.

Tatiana does her tee right.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off The World Cup.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.