The European Union of big boobs seizes control of SCORELAND this weekend
Maya stopping traffic in Prague.
Newcomer Maya Milano (covergirl of Holiday ’14 Voluptuous magazine) and longtime model Joana dominate SCORELAND this weekend. This comes after Lebanese-American Mia Callista moves from a low-paying job at a burger chain that did not appreciate her to adult film stardom after being discovered by SCORE magazine editor Dave, who did appreciate Mia’s considerable skills and opened the door for her.
It’s Mia’s first XXX scene and it’s so hot, you could grill a burger on your monitor. Mia puts experienced porn stars to shame.
Just as America industries were overtaken by the Chinese, the American big-bust models who dominated in the 1990s have been left in the dust by the European Union of Big Boobs. I saw this starting in the late ’90s when the British invasion, led by Linsey, hit, then in 2003, when eastern Europe got jiggly with it.
Where are the American big-boobed girls? When will they stop this takeover? Only six American girls made it into our 20th Anniversary “20 for 20” contest: SaRenna Lee, Danni Ashe, Christy Marks, Autumn-Jade, Sharday and Eva Notty.
Out of the current top 20 favorites as of this morning, only Gianna Rossi, Noelle Easton, Eva Notty and Maserati are Americans. The rest of the 20? Angela White, Sha Rizel, Venera and so on.
Now don’t misunderstand me. I love the European and other non-American SCORELAND Girls. But I call on busty American girls to come forward. Show the world that America is not a nation of C-cuppers in push-up bras photographed with ridiculously wide-angle camera lenses. That American girls still have the right stuff and can stuff a bra just as well as Lily Madison and Valory Irene. Yes, I am begging. I am a boob beggar. So please visit BeASCOREModel.com. You can make a difference.
Ukrainian sweater stretcher Maya is back on Saturday with Joana following on Sunday.
“I never dreamed my picture would be on the cover of a magazine,” Maya emailed SCORE‘s interpreter. “To be on the cover of a real magazine is a special thing, I feel. So I am very excited and pleased.”
Finding Joana in Romania back in 2003 was one of the greatest events in big-bust history. Joana is responsible for a lot of wood and many loads lost. That Joana has been modeling for over 10 years is a tribute to her longevity, enthusiasm and the care she takes of herself. A New Age chick, Joana lives a healthy lifestyle; not austere but holistic.
Joana recently introduced two friends to modeling: Amorina and Roxanne Diamond.
“I knew they would enjoy it and I am happy to guide them,” Joana said. “I am happy to see that girls in my country want to pose. It is a good thing to do. The female body is beautiful and society should not treat it with fear and shame.”
Joana could wrap any guy around her little finger.