This morning, I was looking over the inventory list of SCORE back issues, and one thing really caught my eye: We have over 600 copies of the June ’13 and August ’13 issues of SCORE but only 53 of the July ’13 issue. That’s the huge, 164-page collector’s edition that, in about a week or two, is really going to be a collector’s edition in that only collectors will have them. And once they’re gone, they’re gone. We never re-print.
Get your copy of the July ’13 issue, while they last, at eBoobStore.com. And if you already have one, you might want to grab another.
Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.
The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”
But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.
Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.
“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”
Dedicated SCORE fan Granamir in Mexico mixes his big-boob art with tricks and treats this Halloween week. We need some creepy music for this Blog. Granamir is also the author of the science-fiction novel Días de Silencio.
Can you ID any of the past and present SCORE Girls in some of his illustrations?
Thank you, Granamir.
Forbidden Planet Of Big Tits.
Alien Abductions
Mars Need Busty Women.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon Meets His Match.
It's a beautiful day when Joana goes fruit picking.
Joana has some tending to do in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND. She loves the outdoors.
Mr. P.B. recently wrote V-mag about Joana and only about Joana.
“This beautiful and busty woman truly is like a fine wine. She only gets better with time. She has to be a prime contender for the Model of the Year contest. If it were up to me, I would not even have a vote and hand the award to Joana outright. I haven’t been fortunate enough to travel out of out of the country yet, but when I do, I plan on visiting Romania. I may be wrong about this, but it seems like the best and bustiest ladies in the world are from there.”
If Joana had been born a couple of generations ago, she would have been a hippie flower child.
Joana was the covergirl for October '13 Voluptuous.
How does Joana’s garden grow? If Joana’s world-famous big boobs are a sign, then her garden does grow very nicely.
Sharday is flashing the signs. This one means, "Cum on my tits."
I think Desirae is saying she wants to bunt.
The World Series continues tonight in St. Louis. Boston won Game 1. St. Louis won Game 2. The fans at Fenway Park in Boston for Games 1 and 2 were so bundled up, I couldn’t tell if any of them had big tits. That’s the problem with the World Series taking place in northern cities. If the Series was in Los Angeles or Miami, the TV cameras would be zooming in on scantily clad, big-boobed girls left and right, viewership would go up and every man would be happy no matter who won. Instead, we just get closeup after closeup of Boston fans chewing their fingernails.
Don't ever accuse Siri of using a corked bat.
Autumn-Jade prefers games that require the use of two balls.
But I’m here to make things right. The players on the Cardinals and Red Sox might not be much to look at (especially the Red Sox with those scruffy beards), but a SCORE Girl in a baseball uniform can liven up the most-boring game. Here are some of my favorites. Play ball!
Jessica Roberts needs a good, relaxing massage. Dressed in denim cut-offs and a tight, orange top with a front zipper, the same kind of outfit she distracts the Chicago White Sox with when they play home games, Jessica heads out for a rubbing. That’s why today’s SCORELAND pictorial and video is called “Rub Her Right, Then Pound Her.”
There’s a masseur with magic hands, and while she’s spending some quality time at his massage spa for ladies only. She always takes advantage of the specials, such as Stiffy Saturday and Friction Friday.
David writes, “Now this is my idea of the perfect SCORE Girl. She’s sweet, pleasant, very attractive, speaks well, and is bright. She comes in and she just matter-of-factly fucks. Just the way a SCORE Girl should be.”
The beauty of the Caribbean. Nice but no match for the beauty and super-naturally endowed body of extraordinary newcomer Jennica Lynn, all the way from the UK.
Today at XLGirls.com: one photo set and two videos.
“Beauty & The Beach”: Pictorial and matching video
“Joggin’ With Jennica”: Video of Jennica jogging on the beach and playing in the surf.
Things are beachy for Jennica when she's with The SCORE Group.
A mere 18 years old at the time of this filming, Noelle Easton is already a sex star.
Girls today! I tell ya, it’s another sexual revolution. Many of them jump on the pole as quickly as possible.
The first pole Noelle actually jumped on was a steel stripper’s pole. Noelle danced in a topless club for six months before she decided to go all-in and bonk on-camera.
She’s not only a male teacher’s fuck fantasy. She’s every guy’s fuck fantasy.
For me, this is the ultimate thrill: buying a big-tit mag from a big-titted babe like Harmony Bliss.
R.N. from New Jersey writes, “You made an excellent editorial decision when you made Canadian debutante Bella French your cover girl for the Holiday 2013 SCORE. When I was in the magazine store to buy my copy, three things happened.
“First, when I saw Bella’s cover photo through the plastic wrap, I sprouted an instantaneous and very obvious erection.
“Second, while I was standing around waiting for my hard-on to go down before approaching the female cashier, I saw two other men come in, see the cover photo and buy the magazine without even bothering to check out your competition.
“And third, when I finally went to pay for the magazine, the cashier admitted she had seen my problem and said, ‘Don’t worry, sir. She had the same effect on my boyfriend, and I got the benefit of it.’”
The Holiday ’13 issue that got everyone's attention. You can get a copy, print or digital, at eBoobStore.com.
That reminded me of when I was in my magazine-buying days. There was a magazine kiosk in the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa Park, New York, and I used to love buying men’s magazines there (this was before the days of SCORE and Voluptuous) because a little old lady was behind the counter, and I knew she was probably taking my money and thinking, “What a pervert.” For some reason, I liked that.
I also liked when the girl behind the counter was pretty and/or busty. There was a magazine store in Margate, Florida, where the owner was super-stacked and dressed to show off her tits. I’d buy SCORE and V-mag there, and I know she was probably thinking, “You like my big tits, don’t you?” Yeah, I did.
What I’m saying is that for me, buying the mag was part of the experience.
The Internet is here and, for most of us, those days are gone. And I love the convenience of the Web. But part of me misses that secret thrill.
This morning, I was looking over the inventory list of SCORE back issues, and one thing really caught my eye: We have over 600 copies of the June ’13 and August ’13 issues of SCORE but only 53 of the July ’13 issue. That’s the huge, 164-page collector’s edition that, in about a week or two, is really going to be a collector’s edition in that only collectors will have them. And once they’re gone, they’re gone. We never re-print.
