Elliot is staring at Renee's tits so he can memorize them for the test about "Renee Ross: A Jackumentary."
I thought I had invented the word “jackumentary.” I was so proud of myself. Then I did a Google search and found out that the word “jackumentary” had been used for a YouTube video about the pirate Jack Sparrow and an episode of some show called Bizness As Usual, as well as a few other times. In all instances, the word “jackumentary” was used for a piece of video involving someone named Jack.
Of course, when I thought of “jackumentary,” I had something else in mind. Jacking. You know, spanking the monkey. Pulling the pud. Jerking the Johnson. Choking the chicken. Thus, a jackumentary would be a documentary you could jack to.
I hereby take credit for being the first person to use “jackumentary” in this way. Patent pending. Copyright 2013 by The SCORE Group. All rights reserved. Pat Riley invented “three-peat.” I have “jackumentary.” Got that?
Anyway, what I had in mind was something along the lines of what you might see on Bio (the cable channel) but with a naked lady. A bio of a SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You learn something and you get to jack. What could be better than that?
Premiering next week at XLGirls.com: Renee Ross. A Jackumentary.
You’ll learn something. You’ll stare at her tits. You’ll jack. When it’s over, you’ll say to yourself, “I just learned something and I feel much better!”
With the comment boards on our websites and on the SCORELAND Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Communication today is in short bursts. Texts, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr and all the rest are the norm. If we ever got a letter handwritten in cursive, I’d fall out of my chair.
Before the alleged miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.
Here are some memorable ‘Scorecard” letters. Email “Scorecard” at Score@ScoreGroup.com or write SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.
D-Cup Dating
“Scorecard” #209, Letter #1
I was looking at your models and started wishing I could meet them or someone like them (as many readers do). And I was thinking you guys should come up with a dating service for guys (or gals) looking to date busty women. It is hard for me to date because I am busy with school and other things and it is hard for me to find the right person, not to mention hoping she is busty. I gave up my job and place to go back to school and pursue an M.D. degree and had to move back in with my parents and brother. This also makes it hard to date since almost all women are looking for guys that already have a good job and their own place. Anyways, it just seems that you find genuinely nice women who are not materialistic, besides being gorgeous and busty. So, I just had an idea and thought I would write it in.
Thanks for the suggestion. We can sure relate to your goals, but it’s not what we do. (We also don’t believe in auctioning dates with models to the highest bidder.) Anyway, as soon as you become a doctor, girls will be all over you.
If you're dating a busty beauty, make every day exciting and special.
Grocery Store Boobologist
“Scorecard” #487, Letter #5
The other day while grocery shopping, I encountered a girl who is my kind of people, so to speak. She was slim and rather pretty, although at first I hardly noticed that. And she was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.–C.H.
Renee Ross explains the veiny boob thing.
The Complete Guide to Lap Dancing
“Scorecard” #427, Letter #1
Dave Rosenbaum and Elliot James’ article on lap dancing, “The Complete Guide To Lap Dancing” [October ’08 SCORE and archived at SCORELAND], was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.
Carmen Hayes always seems to draw a crowd.
“Scorecard” #504, Letter #5
Give The Photographers Credit
I have a suggestion that actually comes from my cousin who is as thrilled with SCORE as I am. He is a professional photographer and he says that one of the reasons for SCORE‘s excellence, in addition to great models of course, is the quality of the photography. In many XXX spreads, the male model blocks the view of the girl, and it’s really the girls that men want. SCORE‘s photographers are better than most in getting the right angles and viewpoints. I am not a photographer myself, but after my cousin pointed out the obvious to me, I can appreciate the difference. My cousin likes to be recognized for his work and says that the photographers’ layouts are rarely given enough credit for their work. SCORE‘s professional camera artists are among the most highly skilled in the business. My cousin suggests, and I’m passing on the suggestion, that you give the photographer credit by name at the beginning of each girl’s layout.–R.N.
We appreciate your, and your cousin’s, interest in the photographers. These neglected men have a new pussy and a new pair of tits a foot away from their faces every day. Can you imagine telling girls you never met before, and may never see again, to spread their pussies and suck on their nipples, and the girls do it? The photographers wake up in the morning and that’s what they have to look forward to at the office. Sad. They’re so unhappy they don’t care about getting any credit. Depression hurts.
Hard at work. Because this kind of work gets them hard.
A little bit of foreplay before Lisa gets fucked in her pussy and ass at the same time.
The first time Lisa Canon appeared at XLGirls.com, she said, “I was reading the magazine and saw the ad for models so I called the number. I’ve never tried any nude modeling before. It was one of the things I’ve always wanted to do although I’ve always been a private person. Now I can say that I’ve done it.”
Before breaking her on-camera boy-girl cherry, Lisa said, “I love sex and lots of it but I’ve never done this with a guy in front of a camera. I’m really very, very nervous!”
After breaking her on-camera interracial cherry, Lisa said, “It didn’t take me long to decide to try boy-girl. I guess it’s not for everyone but it is for me. I hope that shows! Being filmed having sex is so different than having sex with a boyfriend back home. I feel different. I’m not the shy, quiet Lisa.”
After her first anal scene, in which the guy came inside her butthole, Lisa told us, “Before I came to XL Girls, I never even thought I’d have sex with a guy on-camera, and now I’m doing this. It’s fun, but I can’t believe it!”
And today at XL Girls.com, Lisa goes one step further into territory even many porn stars never enter…Lisa gets DP’d on-camera for the first time. I mean, Brandy Talore has done hundreds of scenes, but she’s never done anal, no less DP.
Said Lisa, “I was so excited I could barely sit still before the guys showed up! I’d been thinking about this since it was arranged. Those boys took real good care of me.”
It’s not often that a real girl-next-door goes this far. Lisa hopes you enjoy her video as much as she enjoyed making it. The photos, too, of course.
Rockell is not the girl in question, but it just so happens that this photo set of her goes live Thursday at SCORELAND
Today, we have a brand-new model in our studio. She’s young (just 22 years old) and very cute. She’s from Southern California, she has a curvy figure and natural tits and you’re going to love her. She’s going to fuck on-camera for the first time. She wears glasses.
So, I’m sitting here thinking, “Wouldn’t it be great if she fucked while wearing her glasses the whole time?” And then I thought, “Wouldn’t it be great if the guy shot his load on her glasses?” And then I thought, “Wouldn’t it be great if she used her tits to clean the cum off her glasses?”
I asked around the office. I wondered what other SCORELAND staffers thought we should do with a busty girl who wears glasses, and I got many different responses.
Some of them said, “Keep the glasses on the entire scene.” Others said, “No glasses.” Others said, “Have her take them off during the scene then put them back on for the cum shot.”
What do you think? I can’t show you a photo of the girl because none have been taken yet. But what’s your take on this whole glasses thing? What would you do if you were the director? Which you are because the girl is going to be here for three days and we’ll take your suggestions into account.
Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.
Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at XLGirls.com.
Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.
The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.
Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.
It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.
This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.
