Tag Archive: boobs
February 14, 2013 by Elliot James
Love those whoppers. Anjii Ross (April '13 V-mag) is back.
My dirty mind could come up with a lot of different suggestions, but none of them are what so many SCORELAND Girls want to try that they have never tried before. It’s a question on the model’s bio sheet.
Anji Ross, who has a fresh pair (as in a photo set and matching video) now showing at SCORELAND, wants to try this.
So does Jazmine, Felicia Clover, Siri, Kristi Maxx, Catt Green and many more.
That thing is…skydiving. Yes, jumping out of an airplane at 12,000 feet and counting on 300 square feet of nylon to land safely.
What do you make of that? That many models are thrill-seekers in search of an adrenaline rush?
By the way, I was packing up Renee Ross’s bra to ship to Mr. D.S. of Norwood, Ohio, the winner of the November ’12 Voluptuous magazine giveaway, and I wondered if Renee’s 44DDD brassiere could be used as a parachute if I had to jump out of an airplane like Daniel Craig to escape a gang of rival men’s magazine editors. Look at this photo. That’s an 18-inch ruler next to it just to give you something to compare it to. I can’t even describe how big her bra is. I hope D.S. gives it the place of honor in his home that it deserves.
Could Renee's bra function as a parachute?
February 13, 2013 by Dave
The Juggs Show begins today at XLGirls.com.
DDD-cup bad girl Julia Juggs returns to XLGirls.com today. It’s a solo scene, and Julia looks great. I’m sure she’s bustier than before. But tomorrow…let me tell you about tomorrow!
Tomorrow, Julia plays a secretary. The boss, Mr. Rubino, calls Julia into his office. He wants her to take some dictation. He’s tongue-tied. He can’t stop staring at her tits. They’re pouring out of her top. Some might say this is not appropriate office attire, but I think it’s perfectly appropriate. He’s so distracted, he can barely put a sentence together.
“Mr. Rubino, is everything okay? You seem very distracted today,” Julia says, well aware of what’s distracting him.
Turns out Mr. Rubino had a rough night. He had to sleep on the couch. Says Julia, “Mr. Rubino, if you were my man, you would never be sleeping on the couch. Is there anything I can do to help you relax a little bit?”
She rubs his crotch. She strokes his tie. Ties are very phallic. Julia’s jugs are huge, which is why she’s Julia Juggs. Before long, Mr. Rubino is feasting on Julia’s jugs and fingering her bald cunt. Yeah, I said cunt. It’s okay. I didn’t call Julia a cunt. I called her pussy a cunt. There’s a huge difference.
Then Julia asks him if she can suck his dick. This is a question that does not require an answer. Julia sucks the dick like it’s a lollipop, and when she sucks, she makes sure her tits jiggle. She slobbers all over his dick.
And then, at about the 10:22 mark of the video, she does something you don’t see too often. In fact, you’re lucky if you see it once in a generation. Little Oral Annie did this back in the 1980s, I think in Inside Little Oral Annie. Now Julia’s doing it.
Do you want to know what Julia does? Should I tell you?
Okay, I’ll tell you. Here’s what she does: She deep-throats his cock to the bottom, and when she gets there, she licks his balls at the same time.
I’m sure something else happens in this video. Elliot tells me that Julia fucks and gives up her ass. But I never got that far. Cock and balls in Julia’s mouth at the same time. Somewhere, Little Oral Annie is smiling.
February 12, 2013 by Elliot James
Hot girls for horny guys on all 48 pages.
Just click on this link and you’ll be able to download the latest SCORE DVD catalog and save it to your hard drive for further study. It’s an exact duplicate of the printed DVD catalog that is mailed to our DVD customers.
It’s 48 pages of new releases, big, naked boobs, raw and uncensored XXX photos and descriptions of all of the DVDs.
Then pick what you want and phone us or order on-line.
It doesn’t get any easier than that, boob brothers!
February 11, 2013 by Elliot James
Some of the situations that SCORE and V-mag magazine cartoonists come up with in their panels are worthy of SCOREtv skits and other videos.
Having a tough day? Here’s another selection of classic SCORE toons to make you BUST out laughing.
Free enterprise.
Stop complaining.
This sums it up.
On the job.
On the job again.
February 10, 2013 by Dave
The bigger the better, I always say. Here's Busty Dusty from the mid-90s.
Wasn’t it just a few years ago that big-screen everything was in? Or am I imagining that? I know for sure that back in the late 1970s and early 1980s when I would frequent the occasional peep-show booth, the privacy was great but the screens were too small (they seemed to have an odd film over them, too). Then, when the VHS craze started, the only bad thing was that we had to watch porn on 25-inch TV screens. Then the screens got bigger and bigger, and suddenly, we had life-sized tits and fucking on 60-inch screens. Bigger-than-life-sized tits and fucking was great! Or at least I thought it was.
Because now I’m finding out that people are using their smartphones and tablets for everything from text messaging to shopping to surfing the Internet to reading books. Yes, it’s true: People read books on their smartphones. How can anybody read a book on a screen that’s less than five inches high and about two-and-a-quarter inches wide?
But even more amazing: People are watching full-length movies on their smartphones. Some people never watch TV or use a desktop (soon to be a thing of the past) or laptop computer. They watch everything on their smartphones.
Elliot and I decide what to order from Autumn-Jade. But it's the guy on the right who's going to get served the boob plate special.
Including porn? Yes. Including porn. Not me. For me, the bigger the screen the better. But how about you? Our current poll asks, “Do you ever watch porn videos on a tablet or smartphone?”
The poll only has room for you to answer the question. But if you do watch porn on your smartphone, I have to ask…why?
The last poll asked, “Have you ever given a restaurant waitress a bigger tip than she ordinarily would have deserved just because she had big tits?” The most-popular answer was, “Yes, and I expected nothing in return” at 49%, followed by “No, that’s foolish” at 33%. I’d like to point out in my defense (I voted for “Yes, and I expected nothing in return.”) that it’s not a matter of being foolish. It’s a matter of big tits locking up and making a mess of a big-tit lover’s brain. It is, basically, an involuntary reaction. So, I will continue to give bigger tips to waitresses with big tits, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.
February 9, 2013 by Elliot James
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6) Lifting one up higher than the other.
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5) Arm under and lifting.
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4) Pinching one (or both) nipples.
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3) Offering them to you.
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2) Arm in the cleavage.
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1) Squeezing together from the sides.
Here are six breast-handling poses demonstrated by that living goddess, Natalie Fiore.
Breast masturbation is something Natalie really enjoys.
“My breasts are very sensitive and I love them. It’s like having foreplay with myself. I take my time with myself. I squeeze my boobs and rub and pinch my nipples for a while.”
Pick your favorite boob-handling pose, if you have one.
Out of this six, my favorite is the “offering up” pose.
If your favorite’s not here, tell us what it is.
What’s in your go-to album?
February 7, 2013 by Elliot James
Maggie Green has time traveled this week.
Maggie Green time-warps to an era in American history when sexy dames in seamed stockings and bullet-bras kept the drinks cold and their tits and pussies warm for their private eye bosses like Sam Spade.
They answered a few phone calls and kept pretty and dolled-up while Sam was getting clobbered in some dark alley by a gangster named The Fat Man.
But at least Sam had a big-titted gal back at the office ready to put an ice pack on his skull and suck his private dick at the same time. See? Yeah.
They don’t make loyal “skirts,” as Sam would have called them, like this anymore.
See Maggie’s pictorial at SCORELAND tomorrow and watch out for those snapping garters and pointy nipples. They can take a private eye out.
That's a Royal Quiet DeLuxe Manual Typewriter made in the 1950's that Maggie is using. There's no paper in it but who cares? We didn't hire her for her secretarial skills. Look at that face and those tits!
February 6, 2013 by Elliot James
More cushion for the pushin'.
Felicia Clover‘s first anal scene at SCORELAND is all about her ass.
Not her big boobs this time.
Not her hot lips.
It’s all about her fantastic ass, ripe and ready for the cock for the first time on-camera.
“Oh yeah, all about it,” says Felicia with a coy smile.
“My very first ever! Ever, ever,” Felicia emphasizes, adding some body English with a two-handed gesture.
Yes, it’s booty call time for cheeky V-mag covergirl Felicia Clover (May ’13) and her luscious ass.
SCORELAND has the honor of documenting Felicia’s anal cherry busting.
For which we are very grateful.
“You know, a guy called me a ‘Whooty,’ and I had to Google it, and it means ‘a white girl with a big booty.’ So, I guess I am a Whooty,” said Felicia, whose luscious trunk is packed with plenty of sexy junk.
If ever there was a butt made for boffing, that butt belongs to Felicia Clover.
It’s a special thing when a girl gives up her ass.
And even more special with Valentine’s Day coming up.
Bringing up the rear. Is it a full moon tonight?
February 5, 2013 by Dave
Elaina Gregory's bush is overflowing her panties. Do you like that?
I recently took over as the editor of Voluptuous, which means I’ve had the chance to go through the V-mag mail bag. Some interesting stuff.
L.C. from Elmira, New York writes, “I would love it tremendously if V-mag consisted of all bush. If a woman is all-natural on top, then I think she should be all-natural below. There’s nothing more enticing than a hairy pussy. A shaved pussy is just too bland.”
R.S. of Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania writes, “I do not want to see men posing with the women in Voluptuous. I want to see the women by themselves or with another woman.”
He also writes, “I don’t care to see a woman completely nude.”
Huh?
A.L. from Los Angeles writes, “Don’t be afraid to try out new stuff on us readers like: Older women with wrinkles and stretch marks (a woman does not need to be perfect to be sexy!; Pregnant women: If your readers like big women, than a pregnant big woman is even bigger; More bare feet and toes. Women get pedicures for a reason, you know!”
And R.N. from New Jersey said of the April 2013 issue, “As usual, all of the girls are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load.”
The identity of that girl is not important. What’s important is that R.N. is describing a situation that most of us have experienced: You set out to jack to one girl, only to end up jacking to another girl, either a girl you’ve been jacking to for years or a recent favorite. Basically, you go to your computer, you log-on to SCORELAND, you have every intention of jacking to one particular girl and you end up back at the same old girl, shooting the same old load.
Is there such a thing as jacking monogamy? Or does that defeat the whole purpose?
Fill in the blank: “If I had to jack to only one girl for the rest of my life, that girl would be___________________.”
February 4, 2013 by Elliot James
The big line-up for April '13 V-mag.
April ’13 Voluptuous magazine: now in stores or get it direct from the eBoobStore.
This edition’s sexy babes:
Anjii Ross
Charley J. Matthews
Gabrielle Love
Melissa Reed
Melissa Manning
Morgan Page
Nikki Smith
Jelena
Siri
The digital edition for tablets and phones also includes five videos.
Get your copy today.
