I’m not into all the craziness. The appeal of farked-up weirdness goes way past me. I don’t like to see bukkakes. And I also feel sorry for the janitor afterwards. Gang bangs? It’s mainly a man show with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. There’s plenty more wacked-out fringe stuff that I won’t even bother writing about. All I can say is, to each his own and good luck.
Natalie would be a formidable competitor in banana-eating contests.
But Natalie Fiore simply unpeeling a banana and putting it in her mouth? A-ha! That I can watch over and over. Maria wrote two BLOG entries this week, one about fruit play, the other about the greatness of Natalie Fiore. As it turns out by chance (or maybe Maria has precognition), just in time for this Sunday’s SCORE Theater video is Foodie Time With Natalie Fiore. Just give me the simple pleasures in life and I’m content. Natalie coming back from a trip to the grocery store and saying “Teeets” in her sexy accent is all I really need. Pouring honey on her beautiful areolae and licking it off? Lip-smackin’ good. Like I commented, Natalie could turn a breast-man into an Iron Cock Chef in less than two minutes. Check out these vidcaps. (Her scene is video only.)
Also this weekend, Chapter Two of Mamazon The Movie starts today. In this episode, the bad-ass Mamazons, led by badder-ass queen Alexis Silver, examine one of their captives and his Johnson before throwing him back into their jungle jail. But on the way back to the lock-up, stacked warrior guard Alia Janine decides to find out what a man has to offer her so she jumps the hapless Hugo. It’s just the beginning of the male invasion and penetration of the Mamazons’ society and way of life. How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen the man-pipe?
Enjoy it all because it’ll be Monday before ya know it!
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Ashley Sage could pulverize you a berry smoothie with her weighty, mighty rack!
Lots of us would like to get into Carrie Lynn’s berries and cream.
Is that a banana in your cleavage, Desirae, or are you just happy to see us?
Karina Hart is top banana round these parts!
According to the USDA Food Guidelines, the average male needs at least two cups of fruit a day to maintain a healthy diet. Now, we don’t know about you, but for us, there are no two cups of fruit we’d rather have than the ones pictured right here. There is something almost mouthwatering about the way that Desirae offers you up a serving of that banana. Or the way that Ashley seems to be saying, “You seemed famished! Why don’t you come and eat some of my berries?”
I know staring at these pics makes me hungry!
Now, while I happen to think that playing with fruit in a sexual situation is very hot, there are a lot of big-boob lovers who don’t like any food in a model’s layout. They only want to see her melons and that’s that.
What kind of man are you? Do you mind foodplay in a pictorial? Do you find fruit sexy? Or when it comes to seeing your favorite busty beauties, do you object to produce?
Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol
Something is always going down in the SCORE offices. Sometimes, you walk into the kitchen and there’s a big-titter at your table, eating some lunch, and her cleavage is burning a hole in your retinas. Sometimes you walk into an empty office and there’s a super-titter on the desk, spread eagle and in the middle of a photo shoot. And sometimes you are walking down the hallway and you almost get run over by mega-titter Renee Ross on roller skates. And in booty shorts, too.
Yes…SCORE is sometimes like Xanadu, but with more tits.
Here is what I can tell you about Renee. She is one of THE sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She is very funny and personable. She loves to laugh and it comes across whenever she is on set. And she is pretty great on roller skates. She was so excited to roller skate around our offices and do tricks for everyone watching that we found ourselves watching her roll around for quite some time. And when I say WE, I mean practically everyone in our office. Renee is easy on the eyes but bad for work productivity. lol
The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! 🙂
We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.
Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...
With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!
So check out this video of Renee on her skates because it’s Thursday, and on Friday we like to have fun! 🙂
Hope everyone has a smashing weekend and that all of you curl up with a sexy busty, too!
That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.
Paola tries an Argentinian tub.
Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.
Slone is a natural at getting fucked on-camera.
SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.
The areolae are more sensitive than the nipples. The upper quadrant of the breast, between 10 and two o’clock, is the most sensitive part of the bull’s-eye.
It’s estimated that around 10% of women have inverted nipples.
Large breasts are no more sensitive to touch than small breasts.
Sammie Black can tug 'em all day.
Breasts swell by up to 25%-50% larger when a woman is aroused.
Droopy breasts can be the least sensitive. The nerves are stretched and compressed by the breasts’ weight.
Elena's a Russian we shot a few years back.
The color of nipples usually corresponds to skin color.
We once gave away Cindy Cupps’ bra in a SCORE contest.
Friends, roamers, models, actual SCORELAND members…lend me your ears. I come to praise areolae, not to bury my face in them. (Otherwise known as motorboating.)
Areolae are often neglected even by the most hardcore breast fanatics. We’re guilty of neglect, too. In many of our model interviews, we ask about breast size, weight, bra preferences, nipple stimulation and play… but we sometimes suck at areolae questions.
The areola is more than a perimeter of tawny real estate surrounding the nipple, a bullseye to help you hone in on the nipple. The areola is very interesting. No two are exactly identical. When I write the “Boob Beat” column in SCORE magazine, I pick up all kinds of interesting facts. Such as when a woman’s arousal winds down, her erect nipple seems to shrink. What happens is that the areolae enlarge, making the nipples look smaller. The areolae become engorged and wrinkled as orgasm winds down. That makes the nipples look larger.
In honor of the oft-neglected areolae, I give you a selection of super-wide pancake areolae. The biggest I can find on SCORELAND! There’s more later.
Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.
A while ago, we received an email from a regular who wanted to see more feet in the pictures, specifically bare feet. His email was gigantic, so I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: “I go nuts for your gorgeous, big-titted, all-natural models, but I also want to admire their bare feet in all their glory. I am not asking for weird stuff like bondage or peeing. I am not asking for more preggers or hirsute models, who always cause raging debates. I am not even asking to get rid of all the shoes, sneakers, socks, hoses which you (or your readers, or both) seem to adore. I am just asking you to not despise so systematically a beautiful part of every model’s body, which is so readily available: her feet, bare as they come in many real-life situations.”
Does this change your opinion of the photo?
We actually did a poll on SCORELAND about this issue, and the feet were defeated. Only 23% said they like to see both boobs and feet while 52% said feet are unimportant in big-boob photography. The remaining 25% like a mix of both. Personally, I like to see a model’s feet in the shot but I prefer seeing them wearing heels. (Stripper shoes are the best in my book.) When I’m outside and looking at girls, first I look at their chests, then I look at their feet. But I have to admit, that poll carried a lot of weight with me. The majority are just not into de feet.
