You wouldn’t think baseball was boring if the players were SCORE Girls
The World Series continues tonight in St. Louis. Boston won Game 1. St. Louis won Game 2. The fans at Fenway Park in Boston for Games 1 and 2 were so bundled up, I couldn’t tell if any of them had big tits. That’s the problem with the World Series taking place in northern cities. If the Series was in Los Angeles or Miami, the TV cameras would be zooming in on scantily clad, big-boobed girls left and right, viewership would go up and every man would be happy no matter who won. Instead, we just get closeup after closeup of Boston fans chewing their fingernails.
But I’m here to make things right. The players on the Cardinals and Red Sox might not be much to look at (especially the Red Sox with those scruffy beards), but a SCORE Girl in a baseball uniform can liven up the most-boring game. Here are some of my favorites. Play ball!