February 1, 2012 by Elliot James
See Catt only at SCORELAND.
Dave, Maria and I are in agreement about Catt Green. She’s a total, 100% girl-next-door (or GND, as I like to call ’em). Some men don’t flip for the showgirl or dancer types. Some don’t go bonkers over mega-titters. But I think I can safely say that every tit-man goes for GNDs.
Catt’s not only got GND appeal, she has red hair. That’s a rarity. We don’t see a lot of busty redheads. Brandy Dean, Jolie Rain, Desiree, Cherry Brady, Destiny Rose, Rebecca Love and Sapphire are some rare redheads I can think of.
I didn’t know until recently that there is a two-day festival called Redheadday (spelled like that) in September that takes place in Breda, The Netherlands. Thousands of people with red hair meet and party.
Today’s pictorial of Catt captures her neighborly, cute, hot chick appeal and fresh-faced style. As far as pussy hair color goes, there is none. Catt shaves. However, I’m sure the collars match the cuffs.
So when people tell me to go green, I think of Catt Green.
June 24, 2010 by Elliot James
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Brandy Dean born June 26.
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Cassandra Calogera born June 26.
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Jessica Juggs born June 25.
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Wonder Tracy born June 25.
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Via Paxton born June 23.
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Vixen LaMoore born June 23.
January 26, 2010 by Elliot James
What a passenger Alexis would make.
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!
Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!
December 19, 2009 by Elliot James
This weekend at SCORELAND, Renee Ross takes a dive, the videos are hot and hooterized and we take a fond look back at a real knockout of a chesty girl.
Seeing Renee in a tight, white T-shirt is a pleasure, but it was a hot day in Miami. Her 40Js needed cooling off, as will you once you gaze upon this fresh pictorial.
Look out...flying hooters!
Meanwhile, 38DDD redhead Brandy Dean stars in a 27-minute poolside sexxx session on Sunday in SCORE Theater. If you love bikinis, oiled boobs and lots of point-of-view sex, don’t go back to work on Monday without seeing it. It’s a miracle the pool water didn’t turn into steam from all that body heat and friction.
Brandy Dean enjoys the Yule log by a cool pool.
Back on land, Indianna Jaymes, native of Portland and guest of SCORELAND, plays bobbing for boner as her heavy 36G hangers dangle at a right angle in the December 19th SCORE Theater video “Leave Your Boots On!”
It's nice to be in Indianna.
And we remember a chick who had it all and showed it all in the late 1990s, Faith Stevens. Discovered by SCORE reader and Boob Cruise sailor R.P. during one of his lap-dance club journeys, Faith’s modeling career was way too short. SCORELAND pays homage to the power of Faith with an up-close and personal video and over 100 photographs.
It's Faith Stevens day at SCORELAND
October 23, 2009 by Elliot James
A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”
A beer a day is good says a doctor.
Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.
But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?
October 19, 2009 by Dave
"You want to feel my tits? For free?"
This week’s poll asks if you’ve ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know and asked her if you could feel her tits. I don’t care if you were drunk or completely lucid when you popped the question, I just want to know. By the way, hookers and strippers don’t count!
Last week’s poll asked for your feelings about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women. The most popular answer at 45% was “I don’t like them,” but 32% of respondents said they loved them and 18% said they liked them, which means those in favor of seeing busty, pregnant women outnumbered those not in favor by 50% to 45%. Only 5% said, “I don’t care as long as I knocked her up.”
Now for some notes from the weekend.
1. The “Best of the Decade” contest had its first tie on Saturday. Sarah Mercury and Brandy Dean finished with an identical number of votes. Brandy ended up at No. 77 because our computer is programmed to eliminate the model who reaches the losing vote total first. But Sarah lasted only one more day and ended up at No. 76. Congratulations to both ladies. Brandy is one of the horniest on-camera fuckers I’ve ever seen (she loves black cock). As I’ve mentioned, Sarah was a huge favorite among V-Men during the early years of this decade. Whenever we put her on the cover, issues of V-Mag flew off the racks.
2. Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has been displaying her very nice, naked rack on the TV show Californication. According to news reports, Susan Sarandon (who’s very nicely racked herself and looked highly jackable in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) had no problems with her 24-year-old daughter getting naked. It’s good to know that nice tits and exhibitionism run in the family.
3. Finally, the Orange County Register reports, “Denise Richards has downsized her breasts. So has Victoria Beckham, along with Tara Reid, Sharon Osbourne, and Tamra Barney of Real Housewives of Orange County…Enough stars have reduced their chest size recently that celebrity watchers have declared it a trend, even though other stars from Heidi Montag to Pamela Anderson have chosen to expand their breasts.” Must’ve been a slow news day. Please, I’m searching, show me the 100% straight man who likes small tits more than big tits and the woman with A-cups or B-cups who doesn’t want C-cups or D-cups. Now that would be a story.
Have a good week.–Dave
