I haven’t blogged about XLGirls since Shyla Shy did a pregnant photo shoot at eight months.
So I think this is the right moment to check in and play catch up.
It’s been interesting over there, which is something of an understatement.
What, and who’s, been shaking? I can’t mention everything because XLGirls posts five days a week.
A rookie named Nixie Night just debuted. Nixie loves gaming, and she goes to gamers’ conventions as well as Renaissance Fairs, where maidens, wenches, jesters and knights meet to make merry and joust off. Oh, yeah, Nixie boasts 42DDDs. I like that name: Nixie.
Brandy Ryder returned. In the movie K-JUGS, Brandy did a wild four-way fling with Reyna Mae and two dudes at the radio station. Brandy can also bake you cookies, brownies and other pastries because baking is one of her many hobbies. She can bake your meat loaf, too.
A girl who looks like a college coed to me, Marilyn White is back modeling sexy lingerie. Marilyn fascinates me because she works as a sales associate in a combo adult store/strip club. I’m always intrigued by girls who work in adult businesses. She’s not sure about trying anything beyond solos, but you can’t predict the future. Maybe renting porn DVDs to horny customers will sway her.
And lastly, but never last, the amazing Anorei Collins just returned to do a very hot hardcore scene. The size of Anorei’s breasts is mindboggling. I can’t even guess how much a well-fitted bra costs her.
Check out this jaw-dropping moment. One of her boobs is three times as big as Tony’s head.
Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that. Get FeedHerFuckHer.com free with a membership to XLGirls.com.
We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.
But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”
The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:
“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.
“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working out.”
Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?
One of the things I liked best about the filming of the new DVD K-Jugs was having Bailey Santanna and her big tits around for a week. Now, normally I might have said about a girl that it was nice having her big tits around for a week, but in Bailey’s case, it was nice having her and her big tits around for a week. Bailey’s already told us (and we’ve gone over it several times) that she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend, and I believe her. But even before you get to the boyfriend/girlfriend thing with her, you gotta love her because:
1. She’s cute.
2. She’s sexy.
3. She’s naturally stacked.
4. She’s all these things, yet she’s incredibly down-to-Earth. If you walked up to her on the street and said hello, she wouldn’t give you an attitude. She’d talk to you. And if she liked you, she might even…well, I don’t know because I haven’t tried, but I can dream, right? I mean, when I see Bailey, I actually think, “I could fuck this girl.” I mean, without walking up to her and saying, “Hey, baby. I’m the editor of SCORE. Wanna be on the cover?”
Another reason to love Bailey: She really knows how to display her tits. She knows all about the shelving effect, which she demonstrated in a “Guess the tits” blog video.
Anyway, Bailey is one of the stars of the new DVD K-Jugs, which also features Renee Ross, Samantha, Jade Parker, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. They all fuck, of course, but Bailey fucks first, and it’s memorable. Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage that shows Bailey being Bailey. Prepare to fall in love. And to jack, of course.
Brandy & Reyna are the guests of battling K-JUGS DJs Samantha and Renee Ross
Brandy & Reyna bang two guys while K-JUGS DJ Samantha broadcasts the action.
Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae are two stacked singers who call themselves The Red Hot Titty Peppers. Perfect guests for K-JUGS DJ Samantha 38G to interview on the air. “We actually met at a karaoke bar,” Brandy tells Samantha about how they created Red Hot Titty Peppers. “We both had the biggest boobs and the best voices in the place, so I walked over and introduced myself to Reyna.” Samantha announces the K-JUGS listener call-in contest that will hook-up two lucky guys with Brandy and Reyna right there in the studio as Samantha broadcasts the blow-by-blows. The girls live up to their name, Hot Spunk. Because they inspire a lot of it!
In this on-the-set video, Brandy and Reyna show you the eye-poppin’ breast-wear they wear at K-JUGS and show you more behind-the-scenes fun during the making of this new XL Girls DVD release. Samantha gives Reyna a boob-head too! Judging from all the backstage videos, everyone had a blast making this movie. Check out K-Jugs!
The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.
We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)
K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.
Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol
Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:
Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.
Renee fucks.
Sam fucks.
Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂
There are big tits all over the place.
Bailey Santanna fucks.
And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)
Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.
Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.
And guess what? She fucks!
Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.
And we all cum happily ever after.
The end.
Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol
And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)
Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!
This is Brandy Ryder, who was in the studio shooting a new feature film with Renee Ross and Samantha. Lester, our videographer, was shooting some backstage footage, and I squeezed myself in and interviewed her.
You know, sometimes tits look light and empty, and sometimes tits look heavy and full. Brandy’s look super-heavy and full. Totally tit-fuckable. Brandy’s rack definitely looks fuller and heavier than it did the last time I saw her (fucking) at XLGirls.com and FeedHerFuckHer.com. Her hair is darker, too, although I have to admit, I’m not spending much time looking at her hair.
My favorite moment of this clip is at 2:08, when Brandy absentmindedly separates her tits and looks down, like it’s something she does all the time (which I’m guessing it is). It’s as if the camera captured this girl-next-door in a completely natural moment, in a moment of tit self-fascination. Enjoy.
Brandy says, "Blogging for SCORELAND definitely doesn't suck!"
Hi, guys! It’s me, Brandy Ryder! I’m just your small town girl next door, but I have high hopes of making it big. I’m hanging my hopes and dreams on this big rack of mine. Well and the curvy ass that everyone likes. Oh and my thick thighs that guys always comment on, and I always hear that I make a good “Oh” face…hehe…
Here I am at SCORELAND, about one year after my debut at XLGirls.com. Right now it’s quiet here on set with only the pop of the camera lights and random conversations or directors’ remarks. I know the quiet won’t last long though. Soon there will be the call of “quiet on the set!” and then the naughty, nasty action will begin with plenty of moaning, screaming, and nasty talk!
Even though everyone else is quiet, I am all a titter. Not only am I here filming my first feature film, but I am here with some really famous girls! There’s me, Samantha 38GG, Renee Ross, and Reyna Mae. Can you imagine that many huge, heavy tits in one room? Four beautiful, busty, women standing around chatting nude! This dressing room is one haven of big, soft, white, blue-veined, heavy-hangin’ titties! Oooh, and can you imagine how fun it was for me to take photos with these three other hot women? Samantha and Renee are gorgeous blondes, Reyna has beautiful, bright red hair, and mine is jet black (which is different from how it was the first time I shot here, as you can see). The contrast is remarkable, especially with everyone’s milky white skin tones. So here I am, all excited about looking at these hotties, and I get to be in photos with them. And not just any photos. I’m holding their big breasts, rubbing them against mine, squeezing asses and resting my big tits on their thighs and hips and butts…very nice.
It’s a good thing that I’m getting all excited, because I have my work cut out for me here in a bit. We’re about to shoot our scene for the film. A foursome! It will be myself and Reyna Mae and two very lucky guys! Reyna is a sweetheart, and there’s some super-hot chemistry between us. This is my first scene with another girl, but I already know it’s going to not only be amazing and fun, but it is going to look incredible and I can’t wait to watch it later! I know you can’t wait now, too! Also, you’re going to be so jealous of those two daring men who get to be sucked and fucked by us! So much titty on titty, hot girls kissing, big boobs swayin’ while we choke on big cock, porn-worthy fucking in a range of positions…You’re going to have to excuse me here… I might be getting a little tooo excited! Can’t wait to hear what you think!
Chat with you later… lots of love to all our fans!
Read my blog, then you can cum back to this picture!
Taking a break from shooting, hanging out on the floor with my three new bosom buddies! I'm the redhead, of course! Brandy Ryder, who I adore, is right next to me, Samantha has her head between our heads, and the girl with the biggest boobs of all is Renee Ross!
Hi, guys! This is Reyna Mae blogging from inside The SCORE Group studio! Yes, I am back in the SCORELAND studio and lovin’ it! Takin’ a break from the hot action to write my fans a note. I am having a great time here in Miami with everyone. 🙂 The weather here has been hard to get used to! It’s so hot and humid! lol I think it’s all the gigantic boobs on set! It’s just too hot to handle! Whew! Who knew it could be so hot and humid! Not this girl from Lancaster, Pa. lol!
We just did some pics and are setting up for a video later. It’s super hot but you just have to wait and see it! I am really into my co-star, Brandy Ryder. She is one hot piece of ass and a total sweetheart. She and I loved “mashing melons” and had a lot of fun. Together we have 94 inches of tit-swinging power! She and I both are bisexual in real life, too. When I saw her photo before setting up to come down here, I was all “Hell yeah!” lol. We had some hot hot hot lesbian fun today! There were two hot guys there, too! What lucky girls we are! I hope she and I get to shoot together again in the future.
Reyna Mae wants to play!
Samantha 38G and Renee Ross are here, too! So much boob, so little time! There is a naked photo of the four of us together that will totally blow your mind (and your loads)!
It’s so nice to shoot for a company that celebrates curves. The staff is so great and it’s so fun and such a friendly atmosphere. We are all joking around and having a great time and in between, taking photos lol. Sometimes I wonder how we get anything done, we are having such fun!
Those of you who are already fans know that I LOVE my body. 🙂 I used to be a thin girl and gained weight, and I just adore my curves, my hips, my ass, my boobs. I’m so much happier now! Being “fluffy,” as a friend of mine says, is a great thing!
To my long-time fans and new fans, I just want to say thank you. This crazy, wonderful life wouldn’t be possible without you! And don’t forget to send me your comments. I’ll be checking back to answer any questions you have!–Love, Reyna
What a treat. The SCORE Group is letting me blog! I was surprised to find out that I had won XL Girls Model of the Year. It’s going to be officially announced in the December issue of XL Girls, which goes on sale next week. I’m surprised and grateful that so many of you had taken the time to vote for me. Thanks MY darlings.
First time back since starring in My Big Plump Wedding, which was a blast to film. Probably the only time I will be in a wedding dress! The August ’09 cover of XL Girls was probably my best cover ever. The crew here at The SCORE Group really worked hard to make me look good (thanks!). Being with gals like Maria Moore and Sapphire on that project was an honor. I have admired them for years.
Being back here shooting with the upcoming rising superstar Renee Ross is awesome. She is hot, hot, hot! Bailey Santana is cute but quiet. Excited to shoot with Reyna Mae and Brandy Ryder this week. I love the challenge of working with all the different personalities. Ya’ll know what a force of nature I can be, so only some people can handle it.
The DVD we’re filming will have so much boobage in it, it will be amazing. The SCORE Group has wrangled up some major big titties for this movie. After all, I have G-cups, Renee has J-cups, Jade H-cups, Reyna HH-cups and Brandy is another H-cup. Not a D-size bra in the bunch. Seems like mine will be the smallest. I guess I no longer measure up anymore!
Find it funny how much dialogue I have to learn for this endeavor. Used to my lines being “fuck me harder, fuck me now,” and my all-time favorite, “fuck me fuck me fuck me.” LOL Isn’t always easy to remember a line when I am cumming all over the guy’s dick. I am way too into the moment of an orgasm. Then it is screw the camera and let me get my groove on.
I’ve been shooting for The SCORE Group since 2001, so it is amazing to still be here shooting all these years later. Have the most fun shooting for The SCORE Group, working with the great Peter Wall, who was the very first person ever to shoot me. That initial shoot landed me the very first cover and magazine, XL Girls #48. Since then, being in the magazines, whether on the cover or inside, is such a glamorous thrill for me. Get excited and can’t wait to tell all my fans and friends about it.
Super excited about this movie. Can’t wait till it is released. Ya’ll are going to love it. It is a must have for everybody’s collection.
Here all week, so if I am lucky they will let me blog again. And if you have any questions, or comments, I’ll be checking in!
