Minimizing bras and sports bras: The breast man’s foe!
Here we see Gabriella Michaels in a constricting sports bra. Granted, she is running and they should be strapped down, but some women wear these kind of boob squishing bras on a daily basis just because. I call that Breastphemy! Breast Blasphemy!
So, I am going to rant a little and I ask that all of you bear with me because I have been witness to something that I consider to be a crime and I need to talk about it.
Today I am going to go off about minimizer bras and tight sports bras.
First of all, if I could, I would do away with these inhumane tit prisons that squash, squeeze and flatten the life out of the breasts that we hold dear.
I mean, who invented these tata traps, anyway?
As a woman who has worn these torture devices, I can honestly say that they are NOT comfortable. I have worn a minimizer before to flatten my breasts into submission so I could wear a button-up shirt, buttoned up to the top. First of all, who wants to button their buttons all the way up? Second of all, busty women shouldn’t be wearing button up shirts that don’t show cleavage.
Why am I talking about this?
Well, I am sick and tired of seeing busty women stuffed into these things. I am tired of the way that they look misshapen and bulky, like their breasts are suffocated and trying to burst free. Have you seen a woman in one of these things? She looks like a tube of toothpaste that someone stepped on but didn’t take the cap off of.
It really hurts my feelings.
Granted, if you are going to go for a run or get on a Stairmaster, then by all means, strap those puppies down. But I see women wearing these tit-squishing bras every day and they are NOT in the gym.
In fact, I met a girl who told me that she wears them because she doesn’t like her boobs and tries to push them down out of the way.
I know…I, too, was shocked.
But that is what I like to refer to as “Boob Shame.” That is when a busty chick has been taught to hate her boobs.
I know, it’s crazy.
I will go further into detail about that in another blog.
For now let’s discuss how big breasts should be celebrated. They should be put in pretty bras that showcase them, not in tight, constricting bras that flatten them. Tits are glorious. They should not be hidden or strapped down.
It really upsets me.
What about you guys? I want to hear your opinions.
Okay…rant over.
xoxo,
Maria
Gabriella's tits look happier in this bra...don't you think?