May 7, 2014 by Elliot James
You want fries with those big boobs?
Sexier than any sexy fast food TV commercial, this new video of Angel Wicky shows why it’s okay for girls with big-boobs to play with their food.
A real-life sensuous foodie, Angel is a shapely waitress with a customer who leaves her stuck with a tray of burgers and fries.
Without anyone to serve, Angel is a lonely waitress in an empty breastaurant.
She has to serve herself and serve herself she does.
If I was the Burger King King or the Burger King Chicken, I’d just give it up and let Angel take over.
The moral of the story?
Let girls play with their food.
See Angel now at SCORELAND.
“I just love attention and being an exhibitionist,” says Angel. “So this is a great way how to show my skills, do what I want to do and what I love and be nasty, dirty and sweet all at the same time. Be my own boss, travel and meet new people and learn new things. My dream was to get into eroticism and porn and make guys happy watching me.”
January 31, 2014 by Elliot James
If the crew at SCORE ate at nearby restaurants stocked with waitresses built like Hitomi, life would be a breeze. The sad fact is the girls at the Hooters near us and at other places are barely single-D or C-cups. Sure, many of them are great looking, but they come up short as tank-top stretchers. Where are all the breastaurants?
I don’t know if waitresses dress like this in Japan. Hitomi’s got that all-American beer, burgers and chicken wings waitress thing going on. The ball cap turned to the side, the tank, killer tiny shorts. See the video and photo set this Super Sunday at SCORELAND.
It’s going to be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show.
Anyone with boobs like Hitomi's should not work as a waitress. They should call SCORE.
February 26, 2013 by Elliot James
Boobs are always trendy.
After Seth MacFarlane brought big boobs to the Academy Awards ceremony, the first 25 pages of Google search were dominated by the public’s and media’s reaction to his song and dance number, “We Saw Your Boobs.”
“We Saw Your Boobs” is not a song here, of course. It’s a way of life. Actually, “Show us your boobs” was the line we used to say on the Boob Cruises.
I’m happy for Seth, but my favorite song still remains Rodney Carrington’s “Titties and Beer.” This song is built into the Jingle Jugs trophy rack, a nifty item that’s just the thing to play for your mother-in-law when she visits.
Another boob trend that’s trending is giving away a boob job as a contest prize. This is also getting a mix of yeas and nays from the populace. Philadelphia radio station Q102 and a clinic are giving away a free breast augmentation to a lucky winner. This seems to be a popular radio station giveaway as they try to attract more female listeners.
A bar owner in Des Moines, Iowa gave away $3,000 gift certificates for a boob job at his three bars this past Mardi Gras. Boob job contests are also held in Buffalo, Tampa and at a lot of other bars around the USA.
The “breasturant” industry, if you can call it that, will be getting a little more crowded as a chain called Twin Peaks spreads its, uh, wings, joining Hooters as another fine dining establishment featuring waitresses in titty-tops. More power to them even though I don’t like chicken wings.
A Twin Peaks is opening in Florida, but it’s going to be too far away for us SCORE lunchers. But experience tells me not to expect the next SCORE covergirl in these places. I’ve never seen a really busty Hooters Girl. By SCORE requirements.
And wrapping up my boob trending studies, I have to mention the best name I’ve seen in a while. She’s a 20 year-old Brit from the TV show Celebrity Big Brother. Her name is Lacey Banghard. That’s her real name. Unfortunately, Lacey got the boot from the Big Brother house by coldhearted voters last month, but I have no doubt she will continue to trend in the news for a long time.
Janet Jade was not the model for Jingle Jugs.
