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A salute to Romania, land of chesty charmers

August 17, 2012 by Elliot James

The 9th largest nation in the European Union bordered by Hungary, Serbia, Moldavia, Bulgaria and Ukraine.

A country with a rich, complex history.

And a place where many fine-looking, big-boobed ladies live.

We know because we photograph them; sometimes there, sometimes elsewhere, because they take their clothes off.

When getting ready to publish Roxanne Miller’s latest pictures and video the other day, I thought about Romania and what it means to me.

Had I known about their natural resources, I’d have moved there years ago.

Not oil. I mean Lana Ivans, Joana and others.

Here’s our salute to this great nation.

I need more of them for SCORELAND. And I love their accents.

They get a Gold Medal for contributing so many awesome dolls.

Just tell me who to mail it to.

 

Arianna, Lana, Sophie and the secret of corn

February 15, 2011 by Elliot James

What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?

Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.

Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.

In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.

Let’s roll the video!