March 17, 2017 by Elliot James
Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.
Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:
A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”
Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”
Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”
Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”
Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”
Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”
Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”
In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.
Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.
Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.
Starts today at SCORELAND.
July 10, 2016 by Dave
Fishnets make girls look sluttier.
What’s so great about fishnet stockings?
I mean, here’s a picture of Tigerr Benson. Her tits look great. I love her pierced pussy. But my eyes go right to those fishnets.
It’s a fact that stockings make a girl’s legs look better. So do heels. But fishnets? Off the charts! Girls with so-so legs suddenly have great legs when they put on fishnets. Tigerr’s were already pretty great, so where do those fishnets put them now?
Around my back, I wish.
Fishnet stockings are great. Fishnet bodysuits are even better. Tigerr Benson returns to SCORELAND today, and that’s great.
August 22, 2014 by Elliot James
Big boobs. Brains and beauty. A hot body. A dirty mind. A shapely behind.
A stylish Asian Londoner with a sexy British accent. She puts the Great in Great Britain.
Tigerr Benson’s got it all. She’s got a wild, wild taste for high-powered sucking and fucking.
And this time, Tigerr takes two in a double-penetration. They’ve got her by the tail. Or does she have them by the balls?
I talked to Tigerr about this new SCORELAND event. Here’s a preview.
SCORE: What do you enjoy about double penetration? Do you cum harder than through vaginal orgasms alone?
Tigerr: I actually started liking anal more than vaginal, but feeling another guy filling me as well as a guy in my ass is super hot for me. I do cum harder because it seems dirtier.
SCORE: You did a DP in this threesome. What was that like for you?
Tigerr: Super hot. The other thing that gets me off about DP is feeling both guys cum in me. I like the feeling of being filled up with cum.
SCORE: How should a guy handle your boobs? Hard sucking or soft? Rough or gentle?
Tigerr: A bit of both. I like variation. When it’s passionate, I like to be treated rough. I like to feel the full power of an alpha male.
This Tigerr can't be tamed. Many have tried.
July 17, 2014 by Elliot James
Tigerr Benson’s reputation as a wild, wild pussycat precedes her. Beautiful Tigerr deserved a human ramrod in her first SCORE hardcore scene, and she got one.
Her scene goes live Friday, and there’s more Tigerr on the way next month. I watched Tigerr’s scene, and she is spectacular.
“I like guys to be hot for me,” says Tigerr in her British accent. “I like when men and women appreciate my body. I don’t hide my tits. I want them out there. My favorite position is me on top, bouncing on a man’s cock. I like my boobs bouncing. I like sucking and licking cock, balls and ass. I can deep-throat 10 inches. I always swallow cum. I had a great time doing this and I’m looking forward to more with big cocks.”
Tigerr’s first SCORE magazine (in print and digital) is Holiday 2014. “I am very excited to be a SCORE Girl. This is where all of the great big-boobed girls appear, and now I am one of them!”
Hold that Tigerr!
January 22, 2013 by Elliot James
Kiko Lee: a big Pete Rose fan.
I watch a reality show on Monday night on The Learning Channel called Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.
Yes, the same Learning Channel that produces Honey Boo Boo.
The show is about 71-year-old Pete and his 36 year-old Korean-American fiancée, Kiana Kim, a hot-looking model with a beautiful body and very big tits. A former flight attendant for Korean Airlines, she has two children from a previous relationship and wants Pete to tie the knot. She also complains a lot about the size of her boob job and wants to get a reduction. Maybe the title should be Tits and Mrs.
My mind is yelling “No, don’t do it! Leave them the way they are!” when Kiana talks about this. Of course, Pete is against the idea but in a very laid-back way. He seems content watching three baseball games at once on TV and eating Subway heros every day. I’m a little worried about this relationship.
I’d love to see Kiana pose for SCORE, but I wouldn’t bet on it and neither would Pete since his gambling days are over.
In last night’s two episodes, Kiana wore tiny shorts and a sexy top while walking with Pete and the kids to the Baseball Hall of Fame (he is banned from the sport). In another episode, she poses for her own calendar in skimpy sports outfits designed for hot chicks. She definitely enjoys wearing sexy outfits and likes to be looked at. That’s why getting a breast reduction is the last thing she should do.
I’m happy for Pete, the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), although I’m not a fan. I am, however, a fan of his future wife, who’s the only reason I watch the show. (I’m also a fan of Coco, Ice T’s busty wife and another reality TV celebrity.)
How come so many hot Asians are named Kiana? There’s Kiana Tom, the TV fitness personality, and, of course, Kianna Dior, one of the hottest-ever porn stars, plus a few other hot Asian models named Kiana or Kianna.
According to the Urban Dictionary, a dubious source of information, a “Kiana” is a hot girl with a great ass.
Kianna Dior stops traffic as usual.
Watching this show, I remembered an interview with Asian-American SCORE Girl Kiko Lee. A Kiko scene from SCORELAND was posted on SCORELAND2 yesterday. Kiko talked about Pete Rose in her interview.
“I was walking around Vegas shopping,” Kiko said. “He had his manager and one of his bodyguards come get me, and they said, ‘Pete Rose wants to meet you.’ I was looking at them like they were nuts, and it turned out that he did. So I figured, ‘Why not?’ even though he’s a lot older than me, so I met him and talked to him, and that night we went to dinner. Then we went back to his condo and had sex. He can do some things good. He can eat pussy well.”
Despite the age difference, Kiko found Pete attractive. “He’s a very smart businessman. He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”
Who’d have guessed that hot chicks would like older guys for their minds so much that they’d bang them on the first date?
I not only learned something from The Learning Channel; I learned something from Kiko Lee.
