Tag Archive: Candace Von

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?

November 23, 2011 by Dave
How about them tomatoes to go with Maggie Green's rather skimpy salad?

Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

At least Denise Derringer is offering us some pie.

Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

New fan art & busting out the birthdays!

September 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.

“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”

Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.

On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

The shirt dress. It gets my vote for #1

October 25, 2010 by Elliot James
One of Merilyn's best outfits.

One of Merilyn's best outfits.

Candace Von: curvy beauty.

Candace Von: curvy beauty.

This is the best dress for a busty girl to wear. In my opinion. It’s also called a T-shirt dress or tube dress. Every girl should own at least one and wear it a lot. Simple, tight, short and body-hugging. No ruffles, ridges, belts, buttons or any other kind of crap hanging on it. Goes on fast and comes off even faster. Merilyn and Candace Von wear this kind of dress really well. They’d probably start a riot if they walked down a crowded street dressed like this, especially Merilyn’s see-through number. It couldn’t get any shorter. I think every model should bring this kind of dress to the studio for at least one shoot.

B is for busty birthdays

September 14, 2010 by Elliot James
Linsey Ward has been modeling since 2000 but she’s done it irregularly, which is why you don’t see tons of photos and videos of her.
Jezhabelle still lives in Florida, eats at the Golden Corral buffet in Fort Lauderdale and sunbathes nude at Haulover Beach in Miami.
Joy Juggs stopped modeling, got hitched and dropped the Juggs surname. (I kinda like the sound of “Mrs. Juggs.”)
Carolyn Monroe was a big name in European hardcore in the ’90s and got into big-bust videos when she returned to the States.
Babbett Amore later removed the “Amore” name and added “Bodacious.” Born in Texas, she lives in Virginia and danced mostly in the southeastern states during her striptease career.
One of the greatest busty naturals in men’s mag history, Chloe Vevrier needs no introduction to most SCORE and Voluptuous guys.
Christal Rose’s pastimes are shopping, going to the beach, clubbing with girlfriends, taking care of her little dogs and more shopping…like most women under 30.
You can find Candace Von attending most of the major adult conventions in Los Angeles or New York. Happy birthday, ladies.

Do black and Latina women have pinker pussies?

February 23, 2010 by Dave
Africa and her very pink pussy.

Africa and her very pink pussy.

I fear that many of you are going to call me an idiot for asking this question because I’m sure that for some of you, it’s self-evident: Black and Latina women seem to have pinker pussies because their skin color provides contrast for the pinkness in their pussies (as opposed to white or pinkish skin that blends in with the color of a woman’s pussy). But I’m not so sure about that explanation. Just as a test, enlarge this photo of Africa (left) and keep enlarging it until all you can see is pussy (or, if you like, use some paper to block out everything but her pussy).

Candace Von's pussy.

Candace Von's pussy.

See? Even without her brown skin to contrast the pinkness in her pussy, Africa’s pussy is still vibrantly pink. Of course, Africa might be a bad example because she has the pinkest pussy I’ve ever seen. So check out the pussy to the right and the ones below, too.

Have you ever seen white chicks with pussies this pink?

Do I spend too much time thinking about tits and pussy? Hey, it’s my job.

I also feel that the pinker a pussy, the more it should be described as a cunt. Pussy sounds soft, cuddly. Ultra-pink pussy is wet and in your face. It’s a cunt. It needs to be eaten and fucked. Otherwise, its raison d’etre is destroyed. I don’t mean this in a derogatory way (as in, “That girl is a real cunt”). I mean it in a complimentary, descriptive way (as in, “That girl has a really pink cunt that I’d love to fuck”).

So don’t start causing trouble, okay?

Jada Fire's well-fucked pink pussy.

Jada Fire's well-fucked pink pussy.

Janet Jade's delicious cunt hole.

Janet Jade's delicious cunt hole.

The happy hooter holiday weekend at SCORELAND

January 2, 2010 by Elliot James

That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.

Paola tries an Argentinian tub.

Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.

Slone is a natural at getting fucked on-camera.

SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.

Candace goes to Boob Boot Camp. Earns may medals.

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