June 25, 2014 by Elliot James
Our candid cleavage camera captures a cornucopia of chesty captivators. Warning! These boob bloopers may build boners.
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Mandy’s strip search of Karina got a little carried away.
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Hi, Charlee Chase. Please hold. No, not that kind of hold.
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Brittany O’Neil experiences a boner blooper.
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Noelle Easton: the favorite patient of 9 out of 10 doctors. The 10th was an andrologist.
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Desiree ponders why a football is shaped the way it is.
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Amy Anderssen, water nymph.
July 2, 2012 by Maria
Niki takes a stroll down the street with her tits to the wind!
Today, I was surfing the great tide of the Internet for big-boob news from all over the world when I happened upon a story about little titties that is making a big splash in New York City.
Apparently, various people have spotted a topless woman on NYC subways and in several parks. When police have been called to the scene to arrest her, they have been trumped by said topless woman, who is actually going topless to bring awareness that in New York City, it is perfectly LEGAL for a woman to be topless in public.
What? No fucking way!
Yes…way.
According to a law that was passed 20 years ago in NYC, it is 100% legal for a woman to be topless in public anywhere that a man can be topless. So, if there are men playing basketball in a park in New York and they are shirtless, it is okay for a woman to be shirtless, too! The rule says titties all out in the open are okay as long as the woman is not engaged in commerce. So, as long as she is not working hard for the money, she can let her hard nipples be free in the streets of New York.
So who is this tiny-breasted superhero who is daring New York authorities to try and top her toplessness? Topless activist Moira Johnston. Although she is only about a B-cup, if that, Moira is fighting the good fight for titties to be free, and so we have to salute and applaud her efforts.
When onlookers were asked whether or not Moira’s tits bothered them, they all answered NO and said it was okay and natural and not against the law.
One woman did say that she would be offended if she saw a topless woman who had big breasts on the street because it would probably turn her husband on.
I call HOOTER HATER and Shenanigans on her and say, “From every mountainside…let freedom ring!” And we all know the mountains I am referring to.
Remember when we shot Niki Knockers topless in New York?
Imagine what kind of stir Niki would cause if she unleashed her guns right alongside Moira!
We can only hope that all busty women hear of Moira’s efforts and join her in her topless battle for tits, justice and the American way.
(And we hope we are there, camera in hand, to document their victory!)
What do you guys think? Topless women in every city?
Tit-tit Hooray!!!
xoxox
Maria
In the name of freedom and women's rights, Niki's knockers get a standing (cock) ovation!
May 5, 2012 by Elliot James
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.
A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.
An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.
Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.
March 16, 2012 by Elliot James
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Turns out she liked pulling practical jokes.
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Melanie Addison has a strange bulge in her pants.
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Now this is a stack.
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Hopefully not every woman’s fantasy.
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Why window cleaning is a good profession.
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“When can I open my eyes? asks Paola.
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Autumn lost her feather duster on the set.
Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.
August 13, 2011 by Dave
Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.
Now, after reading that headline, you’re probably thinking, “Dave, that’s bullshit. There’s no way Leanne Crow and Charley Green are sucking cock at SCORELAND this weekend. There’s no way Leanne is taking a load of ball juice on her tits.”
Hey, I didn’t say they were. But I want to tell you about some entertaining postings that have been going up on Sundays at SCORELAND. They’re called “BTS Theater,” BTS meaning behind the scenes. They’re iPhone clips, usually shot by Tushna, our studio manager, during on-location shoots (the ones going up this month are from St. Maarten). Tushna has a way of catching the girls in impromptu, candid, real-life moments, although sometimes she just goes and stages the whole thing. Like in two of Sunday’s clips, in which Tushna has Charley lick, suck and tit-fuck a lollipop (while Leanne gets changed in the background) and then has Leanne lick an ice cream cone (and let it melt all over her chest). It’s not quite like seeing them sucking and tit-fucking real cock, but it’s pretty damn hot. I mean, it works for me.
One thing I like about the BTS clips is getting to see the girls in ways we haven’t seen them before. For example, until a few minutes ago when I saw the Charley Green clip, I didn’t know she had a pierced tongue. Now I know, and you know what? My feelings about her are even stronger than they were before. You see, as a model, Charley is kinda shy and won’t show her pussy. But you know what that pierced tongue tells me? It tells me that Charley loves to suck cock. Yes, I am here to tell you that that that’s exactly what it means when a girl has a pierced tongue (of course, it could also mean she wants to piss off her father, but he’s going to get pissed off for the same reason I like the pierced tongue).
Two things I wouldn’t want my daughter to do: 1.) Pierce her tongue; 2.) Wear a LOVE PINK T-shirt. You know, the ones from Victoria’s Secret. To me, LOVE PINK means LOVE PUSSY. Of course, I’d prefer that to LOVE MEAT.
Anyway, now I know that even though Charley won’t show her pussy on-camera (at least not yet), she loves to suck cock. And that means a lot to me. And I also know how Leanne looks with cream-covered tits.
By the way, one of Sunday’s BTS clips is of Angela White, and that one is a candid clip. It’s called “Mystery Titties,” but there’s really no mystery. It could also be called “Mystery Ass” because Angela models her very nice buttocks, too.
So, Sunday, enjoy Leanne, enjoy Charley, enjoy Angela, enjoy going behind the scenes. SCORELAND. It’s not just about fucking.
August 2, 2011 by Dave
Micky towers over Natalie Fiore and Hitomi outside an Asian restaurant in downtown Puerto Vallarta.
Looks like the jig is up. Yesterday, when revealing that Leanne Crow was one of five models who joined us for our latest on-location shoot in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, I asked, “Can you guess who the other four models are?”
Micky enjoys margaritas. We could get drunk on Micky's cleavage.
Well, in one of today’s photos of Micky Bells (who’s obviously among the five), we get to see two more of the ladies who joined us on this trip to Mexico’s Pacific Coast. That’s Natalie Fiore on Micky’s left and Hitomi on Micky’s right. And by now, you should be getting the idea that this was one of our most talent-packed, big-boob-packed trips ever.
Reported Tushna, our studio manager, “Micky stayed up late watching the first lightning storm of the season and played skee ball with limes down her cleavage. Four limes, to be exact, all in a row.”
Skee ball…you know, the arcade game. Get the ball in the center hole and win a prize. In Micky’s case, the prize is her J-cup naturals.
By the way, Hitomi has J-cup naturals, too. And Natalie? She’s bustier than ever, which seems to be the case every time we see her. Will her boobs ever stop growing? I hope not.
Tomorrow, more of Hitomi. Natalie on Friday. And Thursday, the fifth mystery girl (unless I inadvertently reveal her before then). Stay tuned (and feel free to check us out on Twitter).
