Tag Archive: car wash
December 29, 2019 by Elliot James
New friends Demmy Blaze and Daria are taking selfies on a couch when Dave appears on the On Location North Coast message tablet. He’s got a new challenge.
“Ever since the movie Cool Hand Luke, it has been every man’s fantasy to see a beautiful, big-boobed girl washing a car using every part of her body. Well, for this challenge, two big-boobed girls will be washing the car parked outside. You’ve got the tools, girls. Now get to it.”
I don’t know about you, but I love car wash scenes with a big-boobed girl. Getting two great girls such as Demmy and Daria in a car wash scene doubles the fun, and it’s a first for SCORE.
Daria returns to SCORELAND in January, an event I’m looking forward to.
Demmy and Daria in a wet-T car wash. As rare a sight as you’ll ever see.
January 27, 2018 by Elliot James
If you owned a car wash, Danielle Derek is the kind of uber-babe you’d want to work under you. Look at the detail and body English Miss Derek puts into this car wash.
“One of the guys I shot a scene with, I think it was Jimmy Dix, called me a fuck doll,” Danielle said. “I love being a fuck doll. I love being a guy’s sex toy. I love to wear high heels, full porn hair and lashes. It makes me feel hot. But I’m also a strong-ass bitch too. I’ve always been in this for the fun and the sex. That will never change!”
Danielle is in the running for SCORE’s 2017 Hardcore Performer of the Year. Dave will be announcing the winner soon.
Put your trust in Danielle’s hands.
August 26, 2017 by Elliot James
Princess Pumpkins said today’s soapy car wash photo shoot is her favorite. At least so far.
Princess wore the traditional clothing for the job, per car-wash industry regulations: a white T-shirt and denim shorts.
Fortunately for Princess and the photography staff, the shoot didn’t attract any gawkers, or even worse, a line of drivers waiting to get their cars washed, too.
The August 2017 SCORE is one of the fastest sellers I’ve ever seen. Princess is the covergirl of that issue. The print edition is out of stock, but the digital edition (an exact duplicate of the print) is available at eBoobStore.com.
Princess, who goes to cosplay conventions in costume, is also a webcam model. How many of you guys like to see girls dress like comic book or movie characters?
“I’ve had so many people come in my chat room saying that they joined for me, and I’ve had some SCORE guys become regulars,” Princess told me. “I’d say most of the people who come see me are from SCORE! Makes me so happy!”
It’s busty auto-buffing time.
January 23, 2017 by Dave
Janet's happy, you're happy. Janet's happy that you're happy.
Then again, Janet Jade is always smiling, especially when she’s showing off her giant naturals. The upgraded photo set and video that’s going up today is one of my favorites. Janet’s rack looks spectacular as she gets it wet and lets it hang. And then she shows off her skills with a dildo.
This girl is one of the all-time greats.
XXXTRA, XXXTRA! Newcomer Milly Marks fucks on Friday!
December 15, 2015 by Elliot James
Drive-through car washes are overrated.
You won’t be getting this kind of car wash no matter where you live.
This is the kind of car wash that should provide lawn chairs. It’s an education in car wash science.
Our photographer even goes inside the car to show you Katie Thornton, sponge in hand, pressing her big boobs against the windshield. Here’s the trailer!
You can trust your car to the girl without a bra.
June 17, 2015 by Dave
Vee doesn't think it's the man's job to wash the car.
Vee VonSweets, who debuted at SCORELAND last month and returns today (and gets very wet), is a nice girl. I liked her a lot when I met her in the studio. Yeah, she has G-cup tits with a 26-inch waist. That always makes a good first impression. But I liked Vee’s personality, too. She’s very down-to-earth, something some people might not expect from a Jersey girl. Hey, it’s not Vee’s fault that Jersey Shore gave Jersey girls a bad name. There’s a good reason Bruce Springsteen sang that he was in love with a Jersey girl.
Vee now lives in North Carolina. That seems more her speed. When she goes out wearing tight tops, which she does very often, the guys in Carolina don’t yell out, “Nice tits!” Of course, they think it.
Here’s Vee on dating:
SCORE: Let’s say you’re on a first date with a guy. What should he do?
VEE: I like different kinds of dates, not just dinner and a movie, so anything different. I like cigars, so maybe a cigar lounge or an amusement park. Something you can’t do every day.
SCORE: Should he ask you what you want to do?
VEE: I think he should plan the date if he’s asking me out. He should let me know that he put some thought into it. Let me know he thinks I’m special.
SCORE: Are you at all old-fashioned? Should he hold doors open for you?
VEE: I’m not old-fashioned. I don’t think he even needs to open the car door for me.
SCORE: Okay, so the chances of a guy getting lucky on the first date are…
VEE: I have never had sex on the first date, but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t. I’m open to it.
SCORE: Vee, you’re very open to possibilities: sex on the first date, girl-girl, anal, three-ways.
VEE: Yes!
October 9, 2012 by Maria
Charley stretches to reach all those hard to reach places.
Today I got my car washed at lunch and I was sadly disappointed by the two frumpy, older gents who scrubbed my car to a shine and then vacuumed it to a tidy state.
Karla James peels off her wet T-shirt to get more comfortable.
Ines Cudna confuses Car Wash and Body Wash and we are perfectly fine with that.
Not because they didn’t do a great job because they did. They did a perfect job.
I was just sad because they weren’t topless, busty babes with their tits glistening in the sun.
I was disappointed because they weren’t SCORELAND sex kittens who wanted to do dirty things while cleaning my car.
Ah, the busty car wash scenario…it never gets old.
I tell you, I have seen many a fundraiser car wash before and always said, “If these cheerleaders had big tits, they would be making so much more money!”
I mean think about it…who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of stacked babes, dripping wet in clingy white T-shirts or teeny, tiny bikinis, just scrubbing and swaying and jiggling to get cars clean. Just imagine their wet, sudsy tits pressing against the glass, mashed and succulent. If that existed in every town in America, well, things would be better.
Cars would be cleaner.
Karina Hart wears heels to the job.
Tits would be wetter.
It almost brings a tear to my eye, that’s how fucking glorious ginormous tatas at a car wash would be.
Jenna hoses down after a long day in the sun.
And while there are no chesty car washes all over the place right now, here at SCORELAND, we have seen our fair share of hotties working at the car wash and that is enough to tide us over.
So please, enjoy these sexy, wet women at work and at play because ANYTIME a girl can be wet and half naked, it’s a good time.
xoxox
Maria
April 17, 2010 by Elliot James
On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James
Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.
On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.
In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.
But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.
Your local car wash does not hire employees like this
And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.
Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.
I’m looking forward to the next episode!
