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In the land of whoppers…

July 8, 2012 by Maria

By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.

I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.

But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.

Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.

When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”

Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.

But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!

I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.

So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?

Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.

Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.

I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)

I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!

Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)

But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?

Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”

Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.

Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.

Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.

I am pretty sure you do, too.

xoxox,

Maria

 

 

Huge tits. My head. Life is GOOD.

May 19, 2010 by Maria

I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.

So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)

Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)

Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!

xoxo

Maria