Tag Archive: Christmas
September 12, 2012 by Elliot James
SCOREtv Holiday Edition DVD is now in stores.
SCOREtv Holiday Edition at stores in North America and Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?
Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.
SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.
Check out your neighborhood adult store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.
SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.
SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movie amps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.
Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.
December 25, 2011 by Maria
- Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
“So this is Christmas
and what have we done?
Made SCORELAND more awesome
and made you all cum.”
Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.
Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.
Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.
Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.
Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.
And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?
Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.
Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.
And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.
☆★☆MERRY CHRISTMAS!☆★☆
December 23, 2011 by Maria
Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
December 20, 2011 by Maria
This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.
Oh, the holidays. There are long-ass lines to wait in. There are people with snarky attitudes to deal with. There are expensive doo-dads to buy. Then there is the wrapping paper…the mountains of fucking wrapping paper. Then you have that moment when you hand a person what you think is the BEST GIFT EVER, only to see that brief flash of WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! OH, THIS SUCKS in their eyes.
Because sometimes you buy the wrong gift. It happens.
And you know what? It happens because people over-think gifts.
Well, here is my advice because I, too, have given bad gifts…YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH TITS.
Tits are the gift that keep on giving, and not only wood. That’s why this year, give that special someone on your list a membership to SCORELAND. Full of big boobs, XXX, orgies, big-tit lesbian action, threeways, articles (Because you read…sometimes.), games, jokes, art, videos and more, SCORELAND is the best way to tell someone, “Here, I care for you. Now please, go jack off for weeks.”
Isn’t that pleasant?
You can give the gift of tits on any occasion, but when you give someone the gift of SCORELAND for the holidays, it’s like you’re adding a little extra joy. It might even mean you are trying to achieve peace on Earth.
And there are no long lines, no one to annoy you in the crush of holiday shoppers, nothing to wrap and whoever you give it to will love it.
We have it on good authority that Santa is sending out SCORELAND memberships every day…from the North Pole for your South Pole.
What are you waiting for? This holiday, say it with SCORELAND.
December 14, 2011 by Dave
Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.
A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.
Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.
Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.
Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.
Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.
And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.
And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.
I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.
