Tag Archive: CJ

It’s a big, buoyant, busty, bouncing birthday bash week

November 14, 2012 by Elliot James


“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)

“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States

“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)

Born to be bare birthdays

November 7, 2011 by Elliot James

I’d walk a mile for a cameltoe!

July 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Crystal Gunns

Crystal Gunns

Ashley Sage

Ashley Sage

CJ

CJ

Kitana

Kitana

Cameltoe: A slang word for the outline of a girl’s labia majora when she’s wearing very tight-fitting shorts or pants. The fabric should be thin and clingy.

And I’d walk a mile for it.

The cameltoe effect is even more highlighted if the vertical seam goes straight down the middle of her shorts, separating the labia.

Admittedly, “cameltoe” is not a flattering term at all. The hoof of an “even-toed ungulate,” as the biology books call cameltoes, is not something you’d associate with a vagina. I have no idea who came up with the name. I can’t imagine someone walking up to a girl who’s dressed in booty shorts and saying, “Hey, the outline of your pussy looks like the hoof of a camel!”

As a boob man, I usually tend to look at a girl’s chest first but if she’s got on something that highlights a cameltoe, I’m there too. Here’s Ashley, Crystal, CJ and Kitana showing theirs. More in SCORELAND!

Note from Dave: Sorry to hijack your posting, Elliot, but has anybody noticed that cameltoes seem to be back in style? By “back in style,” I’m going back to the late 1970s and early 1980s, when women wore super-tight jeans and lots of polyester–this had something to do with the disco era–and sometimes the cameltoe would go an inch or more up their cunts. You could’ve fucked them without taking their pants off. Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more cameltoes, at least here in South Florida, than at any other time since 20 or so years ago. This, along with the return of tube tops, is a very enjoyable trend.

Birthday suits optional

November 8, 2010 by Elliot James
Vanessa Montagne enjoys a very successful modeling and Internet services career in France.
Eve Tyler’s interests include movies, music and something called “erotic hypnosis.”
1997 Boob Cruiser Erica Everest retired in the early 2000s and settled down.
“I like to stretch my mouth around a guy’s cock and then look in the mirror and see this big, fat cock in my mouth,” Candy Manson told us in an interview.
Candye Kane tours the world with her blues/jazz band and will play in Thailand in early 2011.
CJ opted for early retirement from modeling for a career in the IT field.
Christine Allure retired from modeling and now runs an Internet business that operates and sells domains.
Crystal Storm appeared in a program last year called “The World’s Most Enhanced Women and Me,” produced for the British television company Channel 4.
Kianna Dior has few rivals who can match her supersoaking blow job skills.
Happy Birthday, ladies.