Tag Archive: Claudia KeAloha

Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone?

January 27, 2013 by Elliot James

Julia Juggs. A lap dance must be heaven.

I repeat: where have all the busty strippers gone?

Many of our newer models come from the web-cam community. Anjii Ross, Harmony White, Felicia Clover, Sabrina Linn, Brandi Sparks, Nikki Smith, Melissa Manning, Marilyn Mayson and more are web-cam girls. They play with themselves in their bedrooms with a camera running while guys at home watch by the minute on their computers.

I grew up going to strip clubs and I still go, although big-boobed Florida strippers are extremely rare. A local photographer who visits all the clubs here agrees with me. (He discovered Jezhabelle.)

Are big-titty girls no longer taking jobs in strip clubs? What’s going on? Strip clubs used to be great places to find SCORE and Voluptuous models.

When I started at SCORE, EVERY model was an exotic dancer or a showgirl. And now only a handful of new models are strippers.

Alura Jenson. The image of Crystal Gunns looks on.

Alura Jenson is a recent arrival. She strips at the all-nude, liquor-serving Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. I lived in Vegas in the ’90s and know the place. They used to have an old-school comic named Artie Brooks bringing on the girls.

Claudia Kealoha is a dancer in Fort Lauderdale, last I knew. She reads books by the famous Czech author Milan Kundera, by the way.  He’d probably like knowing Claudia’s a fan.

Julia Juggs (Julia Sands) is a dancer and shakes it at Foxy’s, also in Las Vegas. That’s why she was perfect for the XL Girls movie Big Girl Strip Club.

Kalila Kane was a stripper, but now she’s a building contractor. Personally, I’d rather see her stripping on stage than writing up estimates.

Natasha Dulce dances in Tampa, a popular city for bars that bare titty. She was fired from McDonalds, became a stripper and found her way here.

Claudia Kealoha. I can't get the Hawaii 5-0 theme out of my head.


And last I knew, Daylene Rio was dancing at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California. Stephanie Stalls travels from club to club in North America, like Frank Day’s in South Dakota.

But this is just a fraction of the models compared to the big days of big-boobed stripper/models in our mags.

I have to wonder why busty girls don’t dance in strip clubs anymore. Am I missing some obvious reason? Is it easier for them to just turn on a computer and not have to drive to a club?

How come Sheridan Love, Maggie Green, Maserati, Melissa Manning, Kitana Flores and others are not dancing in strip clubs, if not full-time, then part-time?

Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone? Anyone know?

 

Gya the buxom beer maid

July 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Beer mugs and huge jugs.

Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?

When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.

See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.

Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.

“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”

When are ya coming to America, Gya?

And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.

Dallas Dixon, born July 14

Stephanie Stalls, born July 18

Colt 45, born July 18

Hitomi, born July 18

Claudia Kealoha, born July 20

 

 

The Xmas gift that no one re-gifts!

December 19, 2011 by Elliot James
All hands on dick.

All hands on dick.

SCORE DVDs are just not good as re-gifting items. Because anyone who gets a SCORE DVD is not going to let it go!

To paraphrase actor Charlton Hooters, SCORE DVD collector, “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

Which brings me to Tits & Tugs #8 with 13 jack and tit-fucking jobs given by 11 extraordinary hotties. (Two scenes have two girls working over one boner. Double your pleasure, ya know.)

Tits & Tugs point-of-view videos are very popular, and I’ll tell you one of the reasons. All guys have a lazy streak. This is a fact of male life. We can be lazy bums. There are times when we’re even too lazy and tired to fuck and just want to be serviced. Fucking can be work. It’s fun work but it’s still work.

After a long day on the job, there are times when a guy just wants to lay back and have a pair of nice, soft, feminine hands and some deep cleavage get that heavy load out. We like it when a girl takes things into her own hands. We enjoy watching her face, her hands, her tits as she applies that magic touch. That’s why guys go to massage parlors all over the world after work even though they tell their significant others that it’s for their backs.

So that’s one of the reasons the Tits & Tugs series came to be. And no one does this better with the best-looking, bustiest babes more consistently than us.

Tits & Tugs 8 stars:

Bailey Santanna
Beverly Paige
Catt Green
Charlee Chase
Claudia Kealoha
Desiree
Danica Danali
Elaina Gregory
Elizabeth Starr
Maserati
Valory Irene

See the trailer at eBoobStore.com, then get your own copy.

Gift yourself the gift you’ll never re-gift.

Their tits, their mitts, your bat.

Their tits, their mitts, your bat.

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Claudia KeAloha is back to SCORE

August 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Claudia KeAloha in "Office Bust-Out" @ SCORELAND.

Claudia KeAloha in "Office Bust-Out" @ SCORELAND.

Claudia KeAloha brings her busty brunette sexiness back to SCORELAND after a long absence and she kicks off her return with a big bang on Friday in “Office Bust-Out.” Miss KeAloha (Ultimate Summer Sinn, SCORE Xtra 12, Big Tit P.O.V.) proves that office politics can be wild, especially when the tough boss is Claudia. Don’t tick her off if you know what’s good for you!

When Miss KeAloha overhears a subordinate talking on the phone about dropping a load on her huge boobs, she really lets him have it.

Claudia has gotten even sexier (if that was possible) and her heat index in this vid puts the Dow Jones to shame. She’s in great shape and more bangable than ever.

See more new videos of Claudia over at SCOREVideos.com.

Welcome back, Claudia KeAloha!

The week in bouncing birthdays

July 21, 2010 by Elliot James
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a lady’s birthday and always forgets her age. Claudia Kealoha added sex power to the XXX DVDs Ultimate Summer Sinn, Big Tit P.O.V. and SCORE Xtra 12. Honey Moons lives in the San Francisco area. She debuted in the October 1993 SCORE. Lisa Miller, from Bonn, Germany, modeled infrequently and had a job in sales at the time of her V-Mag appearances. April McKenzie won the Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year award for 2007. Bonnie Banks from Edinburgh, Scotland only modeled for Voluptuous. In early 1995, Bonnie traveled with the SCORE team to the Caribbean. There are two clubs a table dance scholar might find Ivy in: The Barrel of Dolls and the Klassy Kat, both in Rochester, New York. Happy birthday, ladies.