July 7, 2016 by Dave
If tits could talk, they'd say, "Fuck me!"
This rack belongs to a girl who:
1. Shockingly, has never done hardcore. I’d be surprised if she didn’t take the leap.
2. Is married to a SCORE reader.
3. Returns today at SCORELAND.
I love the tits. I also love the long nails. Long nails are so underrated and under-appreciated. Or maybe they’re not. There’s something about the combination of big, fake tits and long fingernails that gets me going. When a girl keeps her fingernails long and polished, she’s sending the message that she wants to caress your balls. Isn’t she?
Tomorrow at SCORELAND: New Roxi Red hardcore. Meanwhile, we’re all keeping our fingers crossed about the return of a very special SCORE Girl to our studio. One of the greats.
June 10, 2015 by Dave
We hadn't seen these giant naturals for a long time.
October 22, 2011 by Dave
This is Valory Irene's ass.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
