January 16, 2014 by Elliot James
A German liquor company named G-Spirits sells vodka, rum and whiskey that it pours over a model’s naked tits before bottling.
“The G in our label stands for gentleman,” informs a rep from the company. “To create the perfect taste, we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special woman, one whose characteristics we saw reflected in the liquor. We have a special basin made out of glass. After the liquor is poured over the breasts, it runs directly into the basin. Afterwards, the spirit gets analyzed in a laboratory then it’s bottled. We pay high attention to an hygienic filling process, and medical personnel is present to verify everything is in order.”
A bottle of G-Spirits sells for over $100. That price alone could cause a major hangover.
Shaken not stirred by Alura Jenson.
December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
February 14, 2011 by Elliot James
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Cynthia Romero born Feb. 18.
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Nicole Peters born Feb. 18.
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SaRenna Lee born Feb. 17.
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Jade Feng born Feb. 17.
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Kali West born Feb. 16.
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Plenty UpTopp born Feb. 14.
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Sapphire born Feb. 14.
Happy birthday, ladies.
Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.
Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.
Boobs in the News:
An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)
Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”
The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.
