Tag Archive: cold
October 14, 2012 by Dave
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
February 18, 2012 by Maria
Heather Hooters uses her nipples to test the cold weather conditions.
For the last couple of days, we have been talking about all things COLD.
We first discussed Ice and Thermal play. Then we talked about bringing sweets into the bedroom and incorporating ice cream into your sexy time.
Today we are going to talk about the one thing most of us Miami folk know nothing about.
Lily Valentine whips out her snow globes while hanging out in the dead of winter in Canada!
Today we are going to talk about snow.
I know about snow because I spent a better part of my youth living in the Big Apple and remember fondly the days I played in inches and inches of snow.
But can snow be sexy?
At first I thought NO. But then I started to look at photo sets and found these two shots of Heather Hooters and Lily Valentine. Both ladies are stripping down to their birthday suits amidst a winter wonderland. Please take note of their very erect nipples in these shots. Those things are harder than diamonds in an ice storm, right? There you have it. There is the sexy factor.
Those nipples are practically begging to be inside of someone’s warm mouth.
And that is sexy.
But them I thought about people having sex in the snow.
Personally, I have never felt the urge to get naked in the great outdoors when the temperature is below 75 degrees, but that is because I live in Miami and everyone is naked here mostly all the time.
And I thought that snow sex was impossible…until I met Destiny Rose and she told me about having some sexy time in the snow in the woods behind a church in her native Ohio. That’s when I became a believer.
And while I have yet to have Abominable Snowman sex anytime soon, (unless it snows in Miami.) I am confident that Destiny is not the only one fucking in the freezing weather.
Have you?
Tell me about it.
xoxo
Maria
February 17, 2012 by Maria
Sometimes, you can have the main course and dessert at the same time. Bring some sweet treats into the bedroom and use them on your sweetie!
Arianna demonstrates how to eat an ice cream cone without using your hands.
Kerry Marie is a messy eater. That just means you need to help her by licking it off.
Yesterday, we took a trip to the frozen tundra…and by frozen tundra, I mean we talked about thermal play, AKA using ice in the bedroom to stimulate your lady during foreplay so that she would be more inclined to put your snowballs in her mouth.
What? That’s exactly what I meant by frozen tundra.
Today, we are going to talk about the thing that makes everybody scream.
ICE CREAM!
Ice cream is delicious and a nice frozen treat.
It is also very, very, very fucking hot when paired with a set of DSLs. (That’s dick sucking lips for those of you not in the know.)
And when you apply ice cream to a ripe pair of tits, well, that’s just like dessert for your dick, dontcha think?
But we should talk about using ice cream during sex because there are some rules and tips that will keep your food play as play and not a mess that will make your dick limper than overcooked asparagus.
- First of all, like we discussed in yesterday’s post about thermal play, when it comes to using ice cream in the bedroom, less if more. I repeat: LESS IS MORE. Don’t go in there and dump an entire tub of ice cream on your girlfriend’s pussy and expect things to remain sexy. I suggest a couple of spoonfuls, max. You are trying to keep it sexy. Your lady lover is neither a bowl nor one of those cold marble slabs from Coldstone Ice Cream. Do not coat her in ice cream.
- Also, remember that unlike our ice play, when ice cream melts, it is messy as fuck. And I am not talking about the good kind of fucking messy. I am talking about a kind of sticky unsexiness that will never be good. You don’t want this melted ice cream all over your bed, your carpet and your walls. So, I suggest you keep this play to the kitchen areas or even outdoors. Stuffing a Popsicle in a woman’s pussy, outside on a hot summer day…well that can be quite pleasant.
- That brings us to DAIRY-BASED ice cream versus NON-DAIRY ICE CREAM. Okay, here is the truth: Dairy-based ice creams or dairy-based ANYTHING will start to smell bad after a few hours, so you NEVER want to play with ice cream and then conveniently pass out into a post-orgasm coma. You will wake up and smell like rotten milk. No one wants to be naked and smell like rotten milk, I fucking promise you. Fruit-based, non-dairy ice creams and Popsicles will be as messy and sticky but won’t make you smell like a decaying cow afterwards. Just an FYI.
- This last pointer is pretty much common sense but I am going to throw it in here because I know someone this happened to and I want to spare you the embarrassment. Heed my warning unless you are into your friends making fun of you for years, then by all means do whatever you will. Okay…so you should probably make sure that both you and your partner in this foodie fuck fest are not Lactose Intolerant. I know, by now most of you know whether or not you can handle dairy, but if you don’t know, find out. If you don’t know and you eat a lot of ice cream and then proceed to have what we will politely refer to here as “bubble guts” and “mud ass” halfway through your epic sexual performance…YOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU. WOMEN WILL TALK ABOUT YOU AS A PUNCHLINE. YOUR FUCK STOCK WILL PLUMMET! Okay? You’re welcome.
And there you have it. So Cold, Part 2: Ice Cream.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go chase down the ice cream man and get myself a Creamsicle.
Tune in tomorrow for the final chapter in our exploration of all things ice…So Cold, Part 3: Snow.
xoxo
Maria
February 16, 2012 by Maria
Merilyn Sakova likes to cool down her twin peaks.
Today, I woke up and remembered my journalism roots. (Yes, your now-editor was once a wild-mannered reporter. I have since stopped chasing leads and spend my days immersed in big tits. Wise career move? You betcha.) I remembered how I used to write three-part exposes, and I thought I would bring that into the Blog and talk about something that we have never talked about before…(kinda)…ICE.
Yes, ice.
We have talked about chicks who like to stuff ice in their pussies. (Yes, Angel DeLuca, I am talking about you.) And we have talked about tit sundaes via our notorious Whipped Cream Debate, but we have never talked about ice, and there is a lot to talk about.
Today, we are going to discuss the importance of ice play during sexy time. Yes, it’s time to talk about thermal play.
First of all, not every woman likes this, so please refrain from installing an ice maker in your bedroom. Some women have sensitive sking and experience irritation and burning if you apply ice on their nipples for too long. Freeze burn is not sexy, y’all, however, some women absolutely love some ice rubbed on their nipples, pussies and other sensitive parts. As with everything in the bedroom, (ESPECIALLY OIL & LUBE!) when it comes to using ice on a nipple, or even on a clit, less is more. The point is to tease and titillate her body’s neuroreceptors, not to freeze her sensitive parts like Han Solo in carbonite.
Here are some suggestions from yours truly about ice play. I did hours of research on these. I conducted lab experiments on hundreds of nipples. I traveled to far reaches of the Earth and endured sub-zero temperatures.
Not really.
I just used my breast common sense and some ice in the privacy of my own home.
But I really did want to conduct the experiments, I swear.
Used properly, ice can be so nice.
- Use ice cubes. Crushed ice is neither sexy nor long-lasting.
- The best way to incorporate ice into the bedroom is to use it in your mouth first and then use your cold mouth on her nipples and sensitive parts. If she is into it, then put the ice in your mouth again, and this time, keep it in there when you tease her.
- When it comes to ice play, you can use ice on other sensitive parts like her neck, her navel, her thighs and her clit. You can also kiss her with a cold mouth. Think STIMULATION and use your IMAGINATION.
- If you are going to take ice downtown, and by downtown I mean around a woman’s pussy, remember that whole freeze burn thing we discussed. You want to arouse her, not give her hypothermia.
- You can stimulate her clit, or you can slide an ice cube inside her pussy. The inside of a woman’s vagina is around 99.5 °F and the temperature of ice is three times colder at 32°F. When you place an ice cube inside of a woman, it immediately starts to melt. The more she contracts down there, the more it will melt. The combination of cold versus hot down there will stimulate her, I promise. You can also try to suck the ice out. I would recommend letting it melt or pulling it out of her before you try and stick your dick in there, though.
And there you have it. So Cold, Part 1…a chat about ice.
Tomorrow, we will discuss So Cold, Part 2…ICE CREAM.
Are you excited?
I am.
xoxo,
Maria
August 14, 2011 by Maria
Minka's hard nipples are distracting.
I want to talk about something that I feel needs to be talked about. I want to talk about hard nipples.
Yeah, I said it.
I am not talking about naked hard nipples because once you have them all out in the open, hard nipples lose their hard edge. They are not as eye-catching or very serious at all once they are naked and in your line of vision or, if you are lucky, your mouth.
Nope.
What I want to talk about is what I like to refer to as the red flag of all things tit…hard nipples in a shirt. I am a woman and I have big boobs. Clearly, I have nipples. Clearly, they get hard. You would think that this would deter me in some way from staring when confronted by what Dave likes to call “Air-Conditioning Nipples.” It does not.
Nope, when I see a pair of headlights, I am struck stupid by their blinding lure. I stare. Nay, I gawk. I cannot help it. I know I am not alone. I know ALL of you stare, too. How can you not? It’s like two air-traffic control men are waving you in to the bone zone.
I started thinking to myself, “But just HOW distracting can hard nipples be? I mean, can ANYONE resist the lure when a pair of nips are staring you down?”
I decided to be scientific because let’s face it, experiments are fun and everyone secretly wants to be a scientist. I went to one of those gag stores in the mall. You know, the kind that sells everything under the sun that you will never, ever need but probably will buy. It was there that I found a pair of fake nipples. Yes…FAKE NIPPLES. They are rubber pasties with extra-big, extra-hard nipples that when worn over your real nipples and under your bra make your nipples look EXTRA hard. Like, mutant hard nipples.
Armed with these hard nipples, or rather, wearing them, and a very thin, very white tank top (a wife-beater, as they are known to be called), I headed over to the best possible place to conduct my experiment: the supermarket. I wanted to see just how much lure a set of hard nipples had, and I want to publicly state that the findings of my experiment were both epic and quite hilarious.
To say that my super-hard nipples caused quite a stir is an understatement. I didn’t even make it into my grocer’s door before the shenanigans began. Men pushing carts crashing into things. Then I went in and asked clerks questions like, “Do you know what aisle the sugar is in?” and “How can you tell if a melon is ripe?” I asked the butcher in the meat department what cut of meat was the best for grilling. I asked a stranger in the frozen foods section if he knew where the frozen peas were. I can say that NO ONE talked to me. They all talked to my breasts. The men I asked were extra helpful. The guy in the produce section offered to carry my melon for me. The meat department employee asked me about the weather, TWICE. (I think he wanted me to say it was cold.) The guy in the aisle wanted to know if I would like him to push my cart for me. (I think that was innuendo for, “Let me push my dick in you.”) LOL
Hard nipples...distracting, but delicious.
And the women in the store? Well, they looked at me like I was the dingo that stole their baby. One woman actually hissed at me. I am not making this up. She HISSED. The cashier, a younger gal, probably in her mid-20s, was so flustered that she couldn’t formulate a sentence. It was like she wanted to tell me off and point out my hard nipples, as if they were offensive. And not one but TWO bag boys needed to help me carry out my three bags of groceries. When I tipped them, one of them asked me for my number. Clearly, he wanted my nips, not my tips.
By the time I got into my car, I had concluded one thing: Hard nipples are a pretty serious force of nature. Their lure is undeniable and, frankly, powerful. So, to all the men reading this blog, I say, it is not your fault that you stare at them. They are a formidable opponent to the eye. And to all the women, I say this…with great power comes great responsibility, so if you know your headlights are on, be careful who you are blinding. You might just cause an accident!
xoxo
Maria
