Tag Archive: Colt 45

Gya the buxom beer maid

July 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Beer mugs and huge jugs.

Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?

When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.

See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.

Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.

“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”

When are ya coming to America, Gya?

And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.

Dallas Dixon, born July 14

Stephanie Stalls, born July 18

Colt 45, born July 18

Hitomi, born July 18

Claudia Kealoha, born July 20

 

 

Welcome to the jungle!

August 20, 2011 by Maria

Ah, the call of the wild…

Sometimes I like to peruse certain galleries in SCORELAND, and today, I found myself coming across all of these leopard print bikinis. It inspired today’s blog post.

There is something to be said about the whole, “Me Tarzan, you Jane,” fantasy, don’t you think? I for one could totally get into the whole jungle girl/Amazonian woman fetish…but I think that’s mostly because I have a thing for animal prints. lol

While some prefer the nurse fetish or the schoolgirl fantasy, I think that jungle girl kink is really where it’s at. For starters, the outfits are hot. Who doesn’t want to see some hottie dressed up as a savage, half-naked and wild? I know I do. And this kind of thing seems to point in the direction of outdoor sex because if you’re going to put on a wild outfit, why not hit the backyard, secluded area in the woods or…garden section of Home Depot and get busy, right? Plus…imagine the animal noises you could make!

Are you guys into this fantasy? What other kink are you into? I would love to know!

xoxo

Maria

The bra killers and their deadly weapons

May 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at eBoobStore

Now at eBoobStore

During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.

In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons

This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming,  tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.

Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.

April 2011 SCORE: hot off the press

February 13, 2011 by Elliot James
Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.

“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”

Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.

Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.

If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.

Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!

Happy Birthday, Autumn-Jade

October 5, 2010 by Elliot James
Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

I remember the very first day Autumn-Jade visited the SCORE Studio in Miami. There was a high-energy vibe in the building. Autumn had never modeled in Miami. All of her videos and pictorials had been shot in London, England. The Alabama girl had been invited on the Boob Cruise, but for some reason or another, she couldn’t attend. I was always depressed about that. Then Autumn dropped out of sight until we located her again (it took several weeks of cold-calling) and invited her to model again. At the time, Autumn was house dancing at the Platinum Place in Memphis, Tennessee. Luckily, she returned our message.

To me, Autumn will always be one of the 20 greatest naturals. I’ve always loved the poses she could get into and her easygoing Southern charm and accent.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

“I worked in a chicken plant,” Autumn once told us. “A girlfriend of mine at the time told me that I could make money just by dancing in a bikini. We both went to the club in Huntsville, Alabama and auditioned, and they said we could both work. I quit my job the next week. Then I went from bikini to t-backs to topless, then I went to nude.”

That lousy chicken factory’s loss was the world’s gain. Autumn has since retired from modeling, but maybe one day she’ll get that urge again. Happy birthday, Autumn Jade.

And while we’re quoting models, here are the answers to yesterday’s Blog mystery quotes:

Christy Marks: “I mean, I’ve always known that a lot of guys out there like big boobs, but there’s something about the way SCORE treats them with respect, almost worships them, that I really like.”

Colt 45: “I’m not too conceited. I don’t own any gold or diamonds. I spend all of my money on my family trying to help them out. I’m more of a giver than a receiver. It makes me feel better about myself.”

Renee Ross: “I love to please men. I mean, I don’t mind being pleased, but for me, it is all about their pleasure.”

Maggie Green: “There was a guy who wanted to fly me to Egypt and buy me this giant ring. He sent pictures of himself and all these love letters I couldn’t understand because they were half in Egyptian, half in broken English, but they were kinda sweet.”

Who said this? Match the SCORE Girl with the quote

October 4, 2010 by Elliot James

Renee Ross is easy to remember, hard to forget.

Christy gives great interview.

The following quotes were said by SCORE Girls during interviews. Do you know who said what?

Who said 1: “I mean, I’ve always known that a lot of guys out there like big boobs, but there’s something about the way SCORE treats them with respect, almost worships them, that I really like.”

Who said 2: “I’m not too conceited. I don’t own any gold or diamonds. I spend all of my money on my family trying to help them out. I’m more of a giver than a receiver. It makes me feel better about myself.”

Who said 3: “I love to please men. I mean, I don’t mind being pleased, but for me, it is all about their pleasure.”

Who said 4: “There was a guy who wanted to fly me to Egypt and buy me this giant ring. He sent pictures of himself and all these love letters I couldn’t understand because they were half in Egyptian, half in broken English, but they were kinda sweet.”

How many sweaters has Colt 45 stretched out?

Maggie Green: plays well with others.

A pair of Colt 45s is her passport

July 18, 2010 by Elliot James

The one and only Colt 45.

Today is Colt 45’s birthday. You know I don’t mean the malt liquor. I mean the real Colt 45.

Happy birthday, Colt.

It has been a few years since any of us heard from Colt. The last time was for a story for Crystal Gunns’ SCORE column, “The Gunns Show,” that was published in the May ’07 issue. Colt, Crystal, Maxi Mounds and Kayla Kupcakes teamed up as a supergroup for the first, and I guess the last,  “Boobapalooza”  held at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado.

“Colt 45 is crazy funny,” Crystal wrote. “She always talks about the old times on the road and how different everything is now. She loves her fans.” In the stripclub world, Colt knew everyone and everyone knew her.

I don’t know if Colt is still performing or if she’s doing something else. It’s difficult to not think of her naked.

The big-boobed stripclub circuit is wiped out these days. The heyday of the ’90s when Colt and her many peeps (Niki Knockers, Traci Topps, Alyssa Alps, Casey James and lots more) ruled the scene, criss-crossing North America, has ended. I miss that time. If you were there, you know how it was. There was a real electrical charge in the air.

She may have exposed every inch of her statuesque body on stage and in front of the camera but Colt’s always been a private person. No mail order fan clubs, no personal websites. Very little video. No XXX. Mainly magazines and her club shows.  Colt had two SCORE covers only seven months apart in ’03 and ’04, very impressive by anyone’s measure (actually, three if you count the January 2002 cover, which was for our UK editions only). But she’s always operated like a down-to-earth woman. Colt’s never played the showbiz diva. Hey, she likes to fish and renovate houses. Whatever she does, she keeps the passion.

The Incredible Art of Otis Sweat

March 11, 2010 by Maria

Culture, culture, culture.

Here at SCORELAND, we’re not just big-boob connoisseurs.

We are also into fine art and loads of other fancy things.

When I first started working for SCORE, one of my favorite things to do was pull out books of issues past and check out Otis Sweat’s artwork in SCORE magazine. Being a comic-book nerd and fan of pinup photography, Otis’ artwork spoke to me. (And it didn’t hurt that the man would draw a mondo set of tatas on every single girl, either! 😉 )

From his “Dream SCORE” series featuring beautiful models like Via Paxton and Sharday getting speared (both ladies never went on to do XXX) to his Bomber Girls series, Sweat’s artwork is instantly recognizable and ultimately unforgettable.

 

xoxo,

Maria

Man’s face crushed by boobs

March 8, 2010 by Elliot James
The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.

The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.

The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45’s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.

Guest blogger: Memories of a long-time SCORE Man

February 21, 2010 by Guest Blogger

Hi, Fellow Readers,

My name is Jack, and I’ll be your guest blogger for today. I would like to take you on a little trip down memory (actually mammary) lane. I hope this journey will bring back many fond memories for long-time readers, while younger readers may also be interested in the early days of SCORE.

The first issue of SCORE.

The first issue of SCORE.

It was in June 1992 that the first issue of SCORE magazine hit the newsstands. I was fortunate to purchase a copy and discovered that this new big-bust magazine was really something special. I was instantly taken with SCORE and found the slim ‘n’ stacked models absolutely incredible. This was the heyday of the super-busty enhanced models (Busty Dusty, Colt 45, Sarenna Lee). I’m sure many older readers remember these issues.

I have always enjoyed SCORE since the beginning and have become a long-time subscriber. How about you? What was your first experience with SCORE Group products? Did you first purchase a magazine? Which issue? Do you still have the first issue your purchased?

L.A. Bust, the first SCORE Girl

L.A. Bust, the first SCORE Girl

Long before Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Marilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn Mackenzie, Sharday and Minka, there was a SCORE model named LA Bust. She was on the cover of the first SCORE magazine, and like many models of the early 1990s, LA had a spectacular enhanced bust. She also had a great camera presence, lovely smile and soon became one of the first SCORE fan favorites.

As they say, the rest is history. From this humble beginning, SCORE magazine became a regular monthly magazine featuring slim ‘n’ stacked models. Through continuous improvement and listening to its readers input and views, The SCORE Group went onto to produce several more successful magazines to suit particular niche interests. Voluptuous (1994) became a fan favorite through featuring natural big-busted models.

The SCORE Group also began producing VHS video tapes so fans could enjoy their models in live action and sound. I purchased The Greatest Big Bust Video (Volumes I and II), which are both testaments to the early super-stacked SCORE and Voluptous models. I have subsequently got the DVD versions.

How about you? What was your first purchased video (or DVD)? Do you still have it (or is it worn out)? Who was your first favorite model?

I suggest younger fans view The Greatest Big Bust Video (Volumes I and II) to fully appreciate this early era of the super-busty enhanced models. Later, The SCORE Group produced DVDs, which improved picture and sound quality.

Since the beginning, The SCORE Group staff has always worked hard to provide excellent customer service and top-quality products for our viewing pleasure. The SCORE Group continued to evolve and extend their products to bring the best to its reader base. For example, SCORE magazine pioneered the inclusion of XXX material, which today is more widely accepted and enjoyed by many readers. Today, The SCORE Group literally covers the world to find new models for us to enjoy.

The evolution of the Internet enabled The SCORE Group to create several websites related to the published magazines. The SCORE Group continues to lead the adult entertainment world in product quality, quantity and value. Today, SCORE fans have never had it so good with the range of products available.

I have found a subscription to SCORELAND to be a great entertainment investment. I like the monthly addition of new websites in “My SCORE Sites” for long-term members. Also, the Blog is a great way to express your views and interact with editors and other readers. How about you? Are you a SCORELAND subscriber? What is your favorite feature on the website ?

What will the future bring? Who really knows, but I’m sure The SCORE Group will continue to evolve to meet our needs and interests. So the next time you enjoy a SCORE Group video, magazine or product, remember where it all started, all the time, effort and work involved and then give thanks! Enjoy!