Tag Archive: Crystal Gunns
August 2, 2010 by Elliot James
Crystal bared it for the last time.
This will be my least favorite posting since we started the SCORELAND Blog a year ago. Not because it’s about Crystal Gunns. It’s my least favorite Blog because Crystal has officially retired and this is her last published pictorial (from the October ’10 SCORE). A very different photo session from anything she had ever done before. Very dark, kinda weird and really moody. It posts today. She’s not really a whip-and-cigarette type of scowling girl, but some have written in to say they liked it, and Crystal herself said she enjoyed trying a different kind of cos play. The Gunns had a long, busy, and I’d like to think happy, association with SCORE. Her first SCORE appearance was March 2002, and when it hit the newsstands, Crystal’s stage career already was zooming to the top of the big-boob circuit.
Over the years, the bodacious one did a lot in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters. She was a TSG spokesmodel twice at the January Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas. She was the hostess of SCORE‘s 15th anniversary special on SCORELAND. In general, she was a tireless supporter of The SCORE Group. There’s video of her from the SCORE booth at the Expo that proves it. Crystal has been in over 23 TSG magazines and nine DVDs. She won Newcomer of the Year, and later, Model of the Year. She wrote and took her own pictures for 14 “Gunns Show” columns in the magazine from October 2006 to October 2008. (What is it with Crystal and October?) The column took the guys along with her on her many nightclub road trips all over America. Later on, Crystal finally went ahead and did a full-on girl-girl with her real-world friend Cindy Cupps in Big Tit A-List and they did their one and only one hand job and breast-sex scene in Tits & Tugs, a surprise to all the longtime fans who never thought they’d do anything on camera within ten feet of a boner. (Cindy has hung up her dancing and modeling heels also. They started together and basically finished their careers together.)
Do I think Crystal and Cindy will un-retire one day? People have asked me that. My answer is no. I think they have moved on to the new experiences that life offers. The second photo here is from yesterday’s 30 image By Request section. It’s a picture that really symbolizes how I’d like to remember Crystal. An overflowing bikini and a happy smile.
July 18, 2010 by Elliot James
The one and only Colt 45.
Today is Colt 45’s birthday. You know I don’t mean the malt liquor. I mean the real Colt 45.
Happy birthday, Colt.
It has been a few years since any of us heard from Colt. The last time was for a story for Crystal Gunns’ SCORE column, “The Gunns Show,” that was published in the May ’07 issue. Colt, Crystal, Maxi Mounds and Kayla Kupcakes teamed up as a supergroup for the first, and I guess the last, “Boobapalooza” held at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado.
“Colt 45 is crazy funny,” Crystal wrote. “She always talks about the old times on the road and how different everything is now. She loves her fans.” In the stripclub world, Colt knew everyone and everyone knew her.
I don’t know if Colt is still performing or if she’s doing something else. It’s difficult to not think of her naked.
The big-boobed stripclub circuit is wiped out these days. The heyday of the ’90s when Colt and her many peeps (Niki Knockers, Traci Topps, Alyssa Alps, Casey James and lots more) ruled the scene, criss-crossing North America, has ended. I miss that time. If you were there, you know how it was. There was a real electrical charge in the air.
She may have exposed every inch of her statuesque body on stage and in front of the camera but Colt’s always been a private person. No mail order fan clubs, no personal websites. Very little video. No XXX. Mainly magazines and her club shows. Colt had two SCORE covers only seven months apart in ’03 and ’04, very impressive by anyone’s measure (actually, three if you count the January 2002 cover, which was for our UK editions only). But she’s always operated like a down-to-earth woman. Colt’s never played the showbiz diva. Hey, she likes to fish and renovate houses. Whatever she does, she keeps the passion.
July 15, 2010 by Dave
Kaytee Carter's very lucky friend gets her pussy ready for an on-camera porking.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie did it twice. Chloe Vevrier did it twice, too. Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Karina Hart and Cindy Cupps each did it once (kind of). And, now, Kaytee Carter has done it once, too.
I’m talking, of course, about fucking (or tit-fucking, in the case of Crystal, Morgan, Karina and Cindy) on-camera, and the reason I’m lumping in Kaytee with the rest of these girls is because I have a feeling her first boy-girl, which appeared in the September ’10 issue of SCORE and is now online at SCORELAND, might be her only one. Ever. Seriously.
I say that because some girls do their first hardcore scene because they want to get their feet wet before diving all the way in, some girls do their first hardcore scene and decide it’s not for them and some girls do their first hardcore scene because it’s something they’ve always wanted to do…once. Kaytee, I think, falls into the third category.
Her partner in the scene isn’t one of our studio studs. He’s a friend of Kaytee’s. Not a boyfriend. A friend. He’s the one who turned her on to SCORE, and he was rewarded with a finder’s fee from us and some on-camera mouth, tits and pussy from Kaytee. Hey, the girl’s a great find, one of the best of 2010. He deserves it.
“I decided that if I was going to do a boy-girl scene, it would be with someone I was very comfortable with,” Kaytee said. “And who would I be more comfortable and secure with than the person who told me about SCORE?”
There’s no video version of this scene. Stills only. Check them out right now at SCORELAND. Treasure them. Am I 100% sure that Kaytee’s first scene will be her last? No. But I will tell you this: Kaytee could have fucked in the recently-released DVD More To Fuck, but she chose to eat Destiny Rose’s pussy instead. Which turned out pretty nicely, if you ask me. It’s one of the hottest girl-girl scenes we’ve ever shot.
I’ll also remind you of this: Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Ines Cudna, Nicole Peters, Sharday, Kelly Kay and many of our other favorites have never fucked on camera. So you gotta take what you get when it’s given to you. And jack to it.
July 4, 2010 by Maria
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Amber Brooks is an All-American gal!
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Crystal Gunns, we salute you!
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Kayla serves up some American Pie!
Dear Scorelanders,
As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!
xoxo
Maria
June 25, 2010 by Dave
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.
One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.
But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).
Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.
Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.
But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”
“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 🙂
There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?
Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?
May 30, 2010 by Dave
This is the closest a cock has come to Crystal's pussy. On camera, that is.
Christy should have told Janet, "C'mon, suck and fuck on camera. It's easy!" Hey, maybe she did tell her that.
B.P. from Toronto, Ontario, a regular in the “Scorecard” section of SCORELAND and SCORE magazine, writes, “After watching Crystal Gunns and Janet Jade in the Tits & Tugs videos, I just don’t get it. You’ll jack a guy off and let him feel your tits and cum on you, but you won’t let him fuck you? I don’t see the moral point here. Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’? I just wish one of these girls would do at least one hardcore scene before we never see them again. Fuck, Linsey did it. What’s the big deal?”
This is an interesting question. In his response at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “Cock into pussy (or ass) is an internal merger of the highest intimacy for most women. To a lot of women, it is a big deal. Tug jobs and letting a guy fuck their tits are external acts, outside the body, and don’t create the deep connection in many women. It may seem illogical, but human sexuality is not rooted in logic.”
That's a not a real cock Jezhabelle is sucking. But, really, is there such a big difference?
Good point, Elliot. I think there’s also a moral boundary that some models create for themselves, and each girl draws the line in a different place. For example, in one of the hottest video scenes we’ve ever shot, Jezhabelle let our videographer fuck her tits, mouth and pussy with a strap-on dildo. I mean, really, is there that much of a difference between him fucking her with a strap-on and him fucking her with his own cock? But for her, there was, and that’s all that counts. For us guys, cumming on a girl’s tits is a big deal. But Crystal Gunns, Janet Jade, Cindy Cupps and Karina Hart are fine with a perfect stranger shooting his load all over their tits, as long as his cock doesn’t enter her mouth or pussy. Does this make sense? It doesn’t to me. But, as I said, each girl has her own moral boundary.
Sucking cock wasn't in Alexa's contract. She did it because she wanted to, and I appreciate that.
One of the things I love about Alexa’s scene in Tits & Tugs 5 and at SCORELAND is that it was supposed to be a tit-fuck, tug-job scene, but Alexa went the extra mile and sucked the dude’s cock. She did something she didn’t have to do, and for some reason, I find that to be very hot.
Christy Marks did a tit-fuck/tug-job as a stopping-off point before doing full-fucking hardcore (and eventually anal). Renee Ross stopped at the tits & tugs station for about a day before she moved on to blow jobs and then full-blown XXX. Some girls stop at the tits & tugs station and never move on.
I have to say, I love when B.P. writes, “Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’?” Of course not. But I don’t think this is about the model worrying what her friends and relatives are going to think. It’s about what she’s going to think.
And for some girls, there’s no moral boundary. They just love fucking on camera. The more cock the better. Alexis Silver once told me, “I was like, ‘No, I’m not going to do porn because if I ever have kids, I’ll have to explain it to them,’ and I was worried about how my family would react, but then I was like, ‘Oh, fuck it, I’ll give it a try. What’s the worst that can happen?’ And then I did it and got paid a whole chunk of money for having sex, and I was like, ‘Nice.'”
Nice.
May 21, 2010 by Elliot James
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Morgan gets a cum sunscreen to protect her fair skin.
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Gianna has a nice high angle view of Lorna’s cleavage.
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Michelle May makes our day.
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Victoria lights up our lives.
Kawazonga! The tits just keep on comin’ this week. Victoria Lane wears the kind of dress that would cause an earthquake in Iran. What zingers she has! Michelle May has a fresh set today and a matching video tomorrow. She reminds me of a Voluptuous version of SCORE model Karen Fisher. Michelle’s made an important announcement that hurt me so bad, I can’t tell it on the Blog. Gianna towers over Lorna Morgan, also on Saturday, but Lorna is taller lying down. Height difference aside, it’s a very unusual pairing, the super-hardcore porn performer and the glam star. And finishing off the weekend on SCORELAND with a happy ending, it’s Morgan Leigh in her first, only and last POV Tits & Tug job (or tit wank, as Morgan calls this kind of handiwork). Just like Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns. Ya gotta hand it to Morgan. She strokes it right on the beach, too. I always say there’s nothing like sea air to make a girl get a firm grip on things. Morgan Leigh has my eternal gratitude. Enjoy her on Sunday ’cause it’s back to work on Monday.
Happy endings to ya!
May 15, 2010 by Elliot James
See newcomer Kitana Flores oil down and saddle up.
You were recently introduced to Kitana Flores, and now you can see her get it on at SCORELAND today. This new discovery wastes no time. The name of the SCORE video is “The Hot Chick,” and Kitana is the kind of hot chick you see at bikini beach or oiling up her sexy bod at a Las Vegas hotel pool. I was very impressed with Kitana’s man-pleasing talents after screening this vid. Kitana’s into horny sex chatting in both the opener when she’s alone and when the stunt cock shows up. I wondered if she had any phone sex experience before she entered these hallowed halls of hooters because the eargasmic words just rolled off her tongue. She’s a lotta woman. Welcome to the big show, Kitana Flores.
Crystal and Cindy made Florida even hotter.
Where have all the good girl-girls gone? The great Crystal Gunns and the great Cindy Cupps have known each other since 2000 and have been close ever since. Crystal even credits Cindy’s boobaliciousness as being the inspiration for her becoming a big-boobed, badda-boom babe herself, and Cindy was the first to tell SCORE about Crystal. But their paths rarely crossed in the SCORE Studio. It took years before they finally agreed to go the full Monty and do a girl-girl with licks and sticks. It’s great what persistence and years of asking, kneeling and Jedi mind tricks can accomplish. Shot high above the city in a skyscraper, the video of their one and only, all-out, girls-just-wanna-have-fun party will be showing on SCORELAND tomorrow.
March 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Born in The Bronx, New York.
“I was in upstate New York attending community college. I had a girlfriend who had a nice car and money, and I asked her how she got all of it. We were only like 18 or 19 at the time, and she told me, ‘I dance.’ I was like, ‘Do you mean?’ The first club I ever went to was The Blue Moon Lounge. She brought me there and I auditioned and danced. I think I made like $30 the whole night, and I was so excited. Making $30 or $40 a night was a lot of money so it was great.”–Crystal Gunns, born March 20.
Jersey girl.
“I actually found my boyfriend’s Voluptuous magazines underneath a little board in the bathroom. And I took ’em out, and I called him at work. And I said, ‘Honey, I found some magazines.’ So right away he starts denying it.’They’re not mine!’ And he had just moved in to the apartment, and he was like, ‘Well, they must have belonged to the guy who lived there before me.’ And I was like, ‘But one of them’s dated from just last month,’ so finally he admitted it. I never cared, you know. If you’re gonna have ’em, that’s fine. I’ve always had the fantasy of posing in a magazine, so I started looking at ’em.”–Annie Swanson, born March 20.
Hometown: Detroit, Michigan
“I lay it on the line, take a chance, and look for signs of positive encouragement. If I can’t get to the party, I will bring the party to me.”–Kim Eternity, born March 22.
February 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Cindy Cupps fucks Crystal Gunns
Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND fucking herself with a synthetic schlong, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.
SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years?
Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions.
SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins?
Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident consumers will enjoy using it.
SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition?
Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader.
SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year?
Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one. It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.
Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!
