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Best of the Blog: SCORE Girls are their artistic inspiration.

May 31, 2021 by Elliot James

Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.

Superwoman Lacey Legends.

Superwoman Lacey Legends.

First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”

Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.

Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.

Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45,  Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.

“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”

Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.

Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.

Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.

Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”

Halloween art by Pauly.

Halloween art by Pauly.

Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.

Eye candy for the male brain.

Eye candy for the male brain.

“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.

Merilyn is Matt's muse.

Merilyn is Matt’s muse.

The forecast: Winter, Snow and Storms

February 8, 2013 by Dave

It’s a big, buoyant, busty, bouncing birthday bash week

November 14, 2012 by Elliot James


“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)

“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States

“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)

International Dance Day? No. International Sexy Dance Day? Yes.

April 29, 2012 by Maria

According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….

No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.

Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.

So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.

And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.

In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.

So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.

You’re welcome.

xoxo, Maria

Born to be bare birthdays

November 7, 2011 by Elliot James

Birthday suits optional

November 8, 2010 by Elliot James
Vanessa Montagne enjoys a very successful modeling and Internet services career in France.
Eve Tyler’s interests include movies, music and something called “erotic hypnosis.”
1997 Boob Cruiser Erica Everest retired in the early 2000s and settled down.
“I like to stretch my mouth around a guy’s cock and then look in the mirror and see this big, fat cock in my mouth,” Candy Manson told us in an interview.
Candye Kane tours the world with her blues/jazz band and will play in Thailand in early 2011.
CJ opted for early retirement from modeling for a career in the IT field.
Christine Allure retired from modeling and now runs an Internet business that operates and sells domains.
Crystal Storm appeared in a program last year called “The World’s Most Enhanced Women and Me,” produced for the British television company Channel 4.
Kianna Dior has few rivals who can match her supersoaking blow job skills.
Happy Birthday, ladies.