Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.
Valory Irene born Sept. 13.
Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.
Puma Swede born Sept. 13.
Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.
Janet Jade born Sept. 13.
Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.
Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.
Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.
Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.
Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.
Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.
Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.
Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.
Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.
There are some things that just belong together. Things that jive in perfect harmony, like peanut butter and jelly. Like Abbott and Costello. Like boners and lotion. These things just make sense. They are better together than apart, and that’s that. And if you ask me, the best of all things combined, the ULTIMATE pairing is Ass and Titties.
How can you go wrong with that duo?
I like tits as much as the next person, but I am very vocal about my love of ass. I think asses are awesome. (I am the editor of BootyLicious magazine for a reason!) They jiggle in such a friendly way. They take a pounding and they bounce back. And no matter how hot a chick is, if she is packing a little junk in her trunk, her fuck stock goes up. At least in my humble opinion.
That’s why when a chick is stacked up top and has lots of bounce on the bottom, I think she needs to be praised. High-fived, even. Because T&A is just so good. And think of the possibilities! Titty-fucking and using her ass crack to jack your dick! A girl with ass AND titties is a commodity!
I mean, am I wrong? What lady-lover wouldn’t want a woman with curves from top to bottom?
xoxo
Maria
