September 28, 2009 by Dave
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!
It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.
Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.
I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.
No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.
September 3, 2009 by Maria
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!
Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.
Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.
Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!
Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!
So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.
Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!
Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!
So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.
Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!
And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?
Hopefully not!
Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
*Maria
August 24, 2009 by Dave
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.
I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).
If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.
Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.
So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.
